Dancing Fools 4
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 2: Judge-ment Day!
Well, now that we've got that out of the way, let's meet our judges.
Lex quipped,
"Oh, goody."
He got hit with a mallet,
OW! Joker, knock it off!
Our first judge for this evening is going to be…Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman turned around,
"I can't believe I agreed to this."
Wonder Girl smiled,
"Cheer up, sister. This is another opportunity to see Farrah in that sexy gown of hers.
She grinned seductively at Farrah. Farrah blinked,
"Uh, sure, Donna."
Catwoman complained,
"Great! Just great! I get paired up with a love struck feline wannabe with a thing for fuzzy chicks, and now, I have a fat Amazon cow critiquing my dancing! This is an outrage!"
Farrah smirked,
"You really wanted to dance with Batman, didn't you?"
Catwoman nodded,
"Yes! Wonder Woman will never look good in black."
I wouldn't bet on that.
The author pulled out a video,
You might want to take a look at this.
The author played the video of Wonder Woman as the Black Queen. (1)
Wonder Woman was stunned,
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TAPE?"
You'd be surprised what I can get when I can get it.
Lex blinked,
"I have never seen anything like this."
Lex winced,
"Wonder Woman has way too much time on her hands."
Hawk drooled,
"Wow."
Catwoman looked on in horror,
"THAT AMAZON GOT TO HIM BEFORE I DID!"
She turned and jumped Wonder Woman, a cat-fight breaking out,
"DIE!"
Farrah blinked,
"Do you think I should tell Catwoman that this was my idea?"
Nah, it's more fun when she figures it out.
Diablos groaned,
"This is not happening."
A series of loud crashes could be heard. Diablos winced,
"Oh, that looked expensive."
Hey, there's no destroying my set! If you two want to cat-fight, you're going to have to wait until after the show!
Catwoman was furious,
"First, you pair me up with Catman, and now, I find out this…bitch stole my man from me!"
Wonder Woman wiped her mouth,
"Batman could never love you. He wouldn't lower his standards that much."
Farrah grinned,
"She's got you there, Catwoman."
Wonder Girl nodded,
"Yes, that is definitely true."
Catwoman looked in horror,
"You can't be serious! Do I look like I'm a slut?"
Pretty much.
Hawkgirl said,
"Yeah."
Wonder Woman commented,
"I agree."
Fire grumbled,
"I thought I was bad."
Ice added,
"She doesn't know anything about modesty."
Catwoman began sobbing,
"You're all mean!"
She ran out of the studio, crying.
Well, that solves that problem. Now, let's meet our second judge for the show. His name is…Diablos.
Diablos blinked,
"Wait, me? I'm judging?"
Yeah, I couldn't get Batman to agree to it. You know, him brooding in his little Batcave. But, you're here, and you aren't doing anything, so, you're judging.
Diablos covered his face,
"Why me?"
I needed someone to torture. Plus, I was getting sick of you complaining in the audience, so I thought I'd do this.
Superman said,
"Well, at least we have two sane judges."
And, finally, our third judge for the evening…JOKER!
Joker cheered,
"Yay! I'm back for an encore!"
He sat next to Diablos,
"We're gonna have fun!"
Diablos groaned,
"Kill me now. Please, someone kill me now."
Joker laughed,
"Hey! Let's see a smile! Turn that frown upside down!"
He pulled out a mallet and slammed it on top of Diablos' head. Diablos had a silly grin on his face,
"Happy."
Joker smirked,
"You see? It works!"
Lex groaned,
"This is going to be a LONG show."
He got hit with a bean bag,
"OW!"
Next Chapter:
The show begins!
(1) Read Love in the Shadows for more details