Disclaimer: I don't own sailor Moon.
"Now, let's talk about the seating chart." Victoria said. "Serena dear, who are you bringing to the wedding?" she asked.
"I'm going solo mom, don't worry, I might bring a cat with me." she mumbled, Mina started laughing.
"It's not a laughing matter you should be worried that a woman of your age is still single." she declared atracting the attention of Mina.
"Mom." Mina said in shock.
"No, let her, you know what I lost my virginity at sixteen, maybe thats why I'm still single. Don't you think?" she asked. Her mom gasped.
"Serenity!" she screamed. She was only called by her full name when her mother was angered.
"I cant believe you!, when I say that I do something right you dont believe me but when I say that I have had sex for almost ten years you believe it?" she yelled back. Her mom sighed.
"I just wanted to know who were you bringing to the wedding." she mumbled. Serena was about to answer when there was a knock on the door.
"Hold on." she said walking to open her door. Darien stood there. She gazed at him and smiled. "I'm taking my boyfriend." she said taking Darien and pushing it towards them. Her mother smiled.
"What?" Darien asked clearly uncomfortable.
"Serenity, where have you kept him hidden?, or better question why?" her mother asked standing up and looking him up and down. She nodded in approval.
"His name is Darien ..." she didn't know his last name. "You know what?, introduce yourself honey." she said pushing him.
He was at a loss for words. "Darien Shields ma'am." he studdered.
"Oh no reason to be nervous," she glanced at Serena. "You two will seat by the bride." she said going back to her original seat.
"Serena can I have a word with you?" he asked coldly. Serena realized he was angry. She smiled and looked at her mother and sister.
"I'll be right back." they walked out and closed the door.
"What the hell was that?" he hissed.
"I'm sorry, look I'm pathetic enough to have to pretend to have a boyfriend. Please I beg you just until the wedding is over. I will find a way to 'break up' as soon as it's all over. Nothing is changing all you have to do is appear with me from time to time and pretend that you are my boyfriend, you can still get laid with all the women in New York I don't give a damn just please -" she rushed, he shook her shoulders for her to stop.
"What do I get out of this?" he asked grinning.
"Depends on what you want?" she asked. He grabbed her butt and waist pulling her closer to him. He kissed her neck biting it slightly. She pushed him. "I am not that desperate." she manage to whisper. He laughed then.
"What else could you give me?" that he doesnt already have, she added in her head.
"You know what?, your a pig a disgusting person.I can't believe that for a moment I thought that you could act civilized and help me." she said trying to walk inside, he took her wrist and pulled her closer.
"I'll do it. On one condition." he whispered.
"What?" she asked trying to look indifferent.
"I can have unlimited access to your apartment when I need it. In fact I want a key." he declared now smiling.
"You will not have a key to my apartment I am not insane jet." she whispered harshly.
"Okay then that's your choice." he turned to walk away.
"Wait!" she almost yelled. "Fine, but no women in my apartment." she crossed her arms.
"Deal." he said. "What do I have to do though?" he asked frowning.
"Act like a boyfriend." then she laughed. "Well your lack of lasting relationships declare that you have no experience on such thing." she sighed. "Just be around and have your celphone with you I'll let you know when I need you." she said going back inside.
"I heard what happened with Darien." Andrew said seating across from her in their favorite cafe.
"Yeah, I know I don't know what I was thinking." she mumbled looking at her coffee.
"Why didn't you just say that I was your boyfriend?" he asked clearly uncomfortable with the situation of Serena and Darien together.
"He knocked. He was my first option. Besides Mina knows your ways. She would never believe me." she replied finally meeting his gaze.
"There she is!, my girlfriend." Darien screamed seating right next to her and sliding a around her waist.
"What are you doing?" she tried removing his hand but his grip was too strong.
"I am trying to fulfill my duties." he said teasingly.
"I am seating with Andrew." she said annoyed.
"I know, I actually came for my key." he finished finally removing his hand. Serena shook her head and looked in hr bag to take out a pink key.
"I'm not gay." he said looking at the key.
"I know, that's the only key I have to give you. You dont like it?, that's your problem." she hissed.
He looked at her innocently. "Alright then." he kissed her cheek and walked away.
She cleaned her cheek with her napkin. "ew, ew, ew!" she said putting her forehead against the table causing Andrew to burst in laughter. By the time she got home it was dark. When she walked in she turned on the lights and screamed. She screamed with all the air her lungs held. She threw her keys to the floor followed by her bag and raincoat. She began pulling her hair then.
Darien appeared from behind and smiled. "Do you like it?" he asked. She turned to look at him.
"What the hell is this?" she screamed walking to her newly arranged apartment. There was another bed next to hers. There were new decorations, more cold and some of her pictures had been removed. "Who gave you permition to do this sort of shit?" she said in clenched teeth.
"You said unlimited access, yeah you were there and I was there." he mocked, she hit his arm. "No reason to be violent." he laughed then. "Gotta go, I have a date." he said walking away. Serena stared for a few more minutes. Then she walked around fixing what the moron had moved.
"This is what your dress will look like." Mina mused grabbing a light pink dress and showing it to Serena. They were both inside the bridal shop, Serena was wearing sunglasses. "You know it's almost raining outside. Why are you wearing sunglasses?" Mina asked approaching Serena.
She took them off and Mina gasped. "I didn't get to sleep last night. Kept thinking about all the wrong decisions I have made in my life." she said grimly. "But don't let my depression get to you." she mumbled as Patricia went out of the fitting room.
"I think is gorgeous!" she said looking at herself in the mirror. The dress was spagetti straped, reaching just below the knee. It had a golden ribon on the waist.
"I think so too." Serena agreed. "I'm hungry." she said, Mina looked at her.
"But we just ate." she said.
Serena shrugged her shoulders. "So?" she muttered exiting the bridal shop and heading to the cafe right next to it. Mina following closely. She grabbed a blueberry muffin and a bottle of coke. She began eating the muffin.
"What are you doing?" Mina asked franatically.
"You see this is what people call eating." she said biting the muffin. Mina hit the muffin out from her grasp.
"No!" she yelled. "You can't gain weight for my wedding! we all know about your eating disorders!" she said loudly attracting attention from other people.
"Yeah including half of the people in New York." she said angered. Without another word she walked away to her apartment. When she entered she saw it empty. But as soon as she closed the door it reopened.
Darien stood there with a basket of mini muffins. He walked inside as if he owned her apartment. That set her off completly. She noticed he wore a suit. But at the moment that didn't matter.
"What the hell is that?" she screamed, he jumped slightly at her angered voice.
"Their called muffins?" he asked innocently.
"Why are you bringing muffins to my house!" she said snatching the basket and putting it outside her door.
"I ate half of your basket yesterday." he replied confused. "I dindn't put anything in them if thats what your wondering." Her face twisted into several kinds of anger. "I think you need to get laid." he mumbled. She slapped him then.
"In difference to you!, my life doesn't concentrate on my genital area!" she screamed. He stood there in shock. "I bet you can't spend a week without sleeping with some stupid bimbo girl!" she screamed louder.
"How much do you want to bet?" he challenged.
Her demanour changed then, "I'll sleep with you if you don't sleep with no girl until my sister's wedding." His eyes widened.
"You will sleep with me?" he asked uncertain. "Could you be more specific?" he asked teasingly.
"I'll let you do whatever you want with me." she said more calmly seeing how his eyes went darker.
"We have a deal Serena." he said grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. He kissed her roughly pulling her into his arms.
She pushed him then and went to sit on her couch and hugged her knees. He felt something then, a pull towards her, he went to sit next to her.
"What's all this about the muffins?" he asked leaning back.
"I can't gain weight." she mumbled. He laughed then. She glared.
"I'm sorry it's just not making sense. Serena your body is perfect the way it is. Believe me, if you were fat I'd be the first to tell you." her gaze softened then. "Do you know how I get women?" she shook her head. "Well apart from my looks and brains." he chuckled as Serena shook her head. "I use their insecurities." Serena paid more attention then. "Our insecurities are our major weaknessess." She frowned. "Let's take a woman who is insecure about .. lets say weight." he glanced at her while she glared. "I approach you and complement you about your body. Not in a disgusting term such as saying nice ass or something like that, I confuse you with a model or a skinny actress. You will smile and begin a conversation with me in the one 90 percent of what I talk to you will be flattering facts." he finished smiling proudly.
"Why are you telling me this?" she asked.
"Because it's either telling you that or saying what a nice ass you have." he replied smiling. She smacked him then.
"When I used to be younger I was ... chubby, but my mom and sister were the image of perfection. I went to a camp and came back with my super good weight. I haven't lost shape ever since. When I go anxious I throw up everything I eat, because I eat out of stress." she finished. "Mina says that I have to fit my bridesmaids dress." she said.
He laughed. "Mina is just being bridezilla. Which is completly normal."
"I can't believe she got to settle down before I did." she mumbled.
"Why?"
"Because she is younger than me and if my mathematics are correct I should be married and with 2.5 kids." he smiled.
"2.5? thats very specific."
"I should be pregnant!" she exclaimed.
"Maybe so. I could help you with that." he said smiling. She smacked him. "Or maybe not. I have a meeting." he rose to his feet.
"I didn't even know you work." she laughed then. He shook his head and left. She smiled and then the smile faded. He was a player. Nothing else, he was trying to lure her to him. She shook her head and walked to her fridge. She grabbed a glass of milk and a muffin. She smiled and sat down to watch TV.
"I'm very sorry Serena." Mina mumbled through the answering machine. "I haven't seen you or heard from you in days, I didn't mean it I was just being a huge bitch-" the message cut off.
"She got that right." Darien mumbled from his seat.
"Darien," she warned from her closet. His breath catched when he saw her only in her black underwear with matching bra. He began coughing his coffee loudly, Serena turned and rushed to him. "Are you okay?," she hit his back, but he pushed her slightly touching her breast by accident. He jerked his hand and fell of his chair.
She reached to help him but he began shaking his hands. "No, I got it." he stood up and Serena saw the problem. Her eyes went wide. She looked away as Darien made his way to her door. She ran and hit the door before he opened it.
"You are not seriously considering going out in that state?, are you?" she asked pointing at his aroused member.
He gazed down and looked away. "I have been abstaining myself for a week already. This are the consequences." She started laughing then.
"You are not the only man in the entire world who hasn't have had sex." she walked away then moving her hips suggestively.
"And she has to make it even harder." he mumbled.
"You have clothes here." she yelled from the bathroom. When she came out she was fully dressed in a black knee length dress. "But you already know that." she said smiling. "I'm going out, make yourself at home like you have been doing for the past few days." she said grabbing her purse.
"Where are you going?" he asked taking his blazer off.
"I have a date." she said brightly.
"With who?, you have been in this apartment for the past week unless you are dating the mail man, I don't see anyone who you would." he said, he was unbottoning his shirt now.
"Mhhh.. That's true," she started laughing then. "His name is Rogen, we accidently bumped into each other when I got our coffe yesterday, he asked me out and I said yes." she said standing on the door. When she gazed at him he was only wearing trousers. Her jaww dropped at the perfection of man standing infront of her. He smiled teasingly then.
"Like what you see?" he asked.
She lifted an eyebrow. "Not really." she said walking out, as she did she heard his laughter. She shook her head and walked out.
Someone pointed out that I made a mistake in the usage of vocabulary on my last chapter LOL, thank you I went back and fixed it ...
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