A/N: Don't worry, I intend to keep this story T-rated. Scout's honor!

Chapter 2: So Everyone's a Monster

"Welp, this oughtta help the fact we're bringing a total sausage fest to the party," Sora stated, carrying two tall bottles of Exdeath Whiskey in one hand and a six pack of generic piss-water in the other.

Carrying a whole keg, Riku added, "Dude, we've got enough booze to kill Homer Simpson, like twice if we wanted to."

Meanwhile, Tidus carried a keg of his own. "You guys better thank Auron next time we see him! You know he made those fake I.D.'s extra convincing!"

"What, are you kidding?" Wakka shot back, humping a fifty pound foam machine. "I think paying his outrageous fees was thanks enough, ya?"

Tidus, wearing a zombie-themed version of his blitzball uniform, replied, "Now that you mention it…I think that sonuva bitch robbed me. Is there really such a thing as a five thousand-munny cure-for-Chocobo-measles fee?"

All four teenagers were walking down the dirt road that lead to Selphie's house, the scene of a brewing Project X house party full of precocious teens, loud music, and questionable substances. The fact that it was the night of Halloween certainly added to the excitement; it was late enough for trick-or-treaters to be back at home counting candy but still early enough to party the night away.

"Huh? No, I didn't fall for that crap," Sora replied indifferently, rocking his Halloweentown vampire outfit.

Riku, wearing a werewolf costume consisting of ripped jeans, an open yellow vest, and tons of fake fur, quickly told Tidus, "Tidus, you dumb slut of Eidolon-level proportions. Anyway, before we get to the party, just know I've got dibs on Olette if she shows up."

Wakka, sporting an intricate swamp monster outfit, protested immediately, "The HELL do you mean, you got dibs? You can't call dibs if we aren't even there yet!"

"Aha!" Riku exclaimed. Whipping out a handbook, he flipped to a bookmarked page and triumphantly reported, "But yes I can! In the new edition of Dude Rules and Regulations, article twenty-nine-point-six clearly states 'calling dibs is a totally legal move as long as alcohol is and will be involved within a four-and-a-half-hour window of said dibs-call, notwithstanding the geographic distance from'—"

"You know what, Riku?" Sora interrupted, clearly not fond of the excerpt, "You were gonna hit on something at that party regardless of any dibs or Dude Rules."

Pocketing his book, Riku shrugged and agreed, "Well, yeah. Rules were meant to be broken, after all. Speaking of calling dibs, let's all remember Sora's not a virgin anymore!"

"Oh yeah!" Tidus and Wakka shrieked in unison.

"How are you still talking about this?" Sora asked in irritation.

Smacking you silly with some topnotch exposition, Riku replied, "How could we not? That chick was smokin' hot, Sora. That chick was smokin' hot AND she called you amazing…"

"While running naked down the hallway," Tidus added.

"And she also turned out to be a badass samurai, the star of her own Squeenix game!" Wakka finished.

Sora grumbled, "Are you guys done giving exposition?"

"Hm…" Riku, Tidus, and Wakka joined in collective thinking. Raising a studious finger, Riku suggested, "We could talk about your Kupo+ scandal with Aqua a few months back."

"Oh yeah! That was awesome!" Tidus exclaimed in utter joy. "Aw, man! You had your hands all over her—!"

"Oops—too late!" Sora cut him off. Gesturing to the two-story house at the end of the road, he dismissed the conversation, "Looks like we're already here! Let's get drunk!"

"Hell yeah!" Riku seconded, following after the vampire.

All four teens approached the front door, which practically buzzed and vibrated from the interior sound system. Just as Sora turned the doorknob, Tidus blurted out loud, "Freakin' A, guys—I'm nervous!"

"Really, Tidus?" Riku reprimanded. "You're gonna start bitching out now?"

"No, I'm not bitching out—"

"It sounds like you're bitching out!"

"I just—I just need a moment to catch my breath! Don't you hear the sound of that shit?"

Riku fired back, "Yeah, I'm sure freakin' Midgar can hear this place! C'mon, Sora, let's get in there!"

"Okey-dokey," said Sora, twisting the knob.

"Wait!" Wakka suddenly interjected. "Now I'm nervous, too!"

"God…dammit," Riku swore. "You two are gonna make us look like idiots!"

"Just wait a sec, will ya?" Wakka pled.

"Sure thing," Sora replied, calmly waiting for the blitzball players' balls to drop. (Hi-oh.)

Riku needed to deliver an inspirational speech, fast. Setting down his keg, he huddled his arms around Wakka and Tidus, starting with, "Listen guys. Beyond that door Sora's patiently waiting to open, there are chicks. Hot ones. Not only that, about ninety-percent of those chicks chose to wear something slutty and revealing for this one night alone. Now…add the fact that we have good looks, excessive charm, and about twenty kilos of liquid confidence to make this a night to remember. What do you say, boys?"

"Let's do this shit." Tidus was ready.

"Show me the pussy!" Wakka was beyond ready.

Snagging his keg, Riku told Sora, "I think we're good to go, Bro-ra!"

"Gentlemen, start your engines." Sora opened the door.

-X- Selphie's House Party

Somewhere between the point at which Selphie welcomed them in and the time when Sora started taking (jello) shots off of Kairi's boobs…

Somewhere between that first game of beer pong and the umpteenth shotgun chug in front of the keg stand…

Somewhere between the bumping mixed with grinding and public displays of affection…

Somewhere between the generous use of the foam machine and that totally mellow smoke-session with Donald, Goofy, Pence, Hayner, and few other stoners…

Sora finally found himself at peace with the world. For once, he was out and about, not worrying about Heartless, Nobodies, Square Enix's rules, Kingdom Hearts III, or even his past scandals…

As soon as he'd walked in with his boys, Sora knew he was in the right place. Selphie, dressed as a witch with glorious sex appeal, ushered them past the booming living room, stepping between throngs of teens dressed up as beasts and babes of all shapes and sizes. Bringing them to the dining area, Selphie initiated a grudge match of beer pong; she and Kairi versus Sora and Tidus.

After the boys got their butts kicked, they reported to the keg stand and proceeded to chug their sorrows away. After that, Sora and Tidus marked their territory on the dance floor. Neither of them had prior dance training, but they still somehow got the crowd to chant their names in a circle.

That's when Riku and Wakka finally figured out how to hook up the foam machine; thanks to their impromptu dance skills, Sora and Tidus not only impressed the crowd but also found themselves soaked in congratulatory suds.

Then, the rave music started playing.

Somehow, someway, Sora had his back to the wall. He was a victim of grinding, and Kairi was the perpetrator.

During their inevitable make-out session, a totally separate session with blunts, joints, and bong riffs was taking place on the backyard porch. There, Hayner and Pence were consoling an abandoned Riku. Olette was too sick to make it to the party. Fortunately, Donald and Goofy were always rolling up the best strains, so good vibes weren't far off for the wolf-man.

-X- Upstairs

Alcohol and hormones made a great team that night, legislating that the party was too loud for Sora and Kairi. In fact, it was Kairi who initiated the retreat upstairs within Selphie's home. Holding Sora in loose but unbreakable tow, Kairi led her dance partner past a variety of drunken guests, some of them locked in their teenage passion or simply passed out amid the stairwell.

During their trek upstairs, and pretty much that whole night leading up to that point, Sora was still trying to figure out what Kairi's costume was meant to be. She wore red boots, tight blue leggings, a red one-piece bathing suit over the leggings (strapless), blue arm sleeves, and a pair of batwings on her back and headband.

Though clueless, Sora still appreciated that costume's emphasis on the prowess of booty.

Leading Sora through the upstairs hall, Kairi happened upon the first door on the right, pushing it open and immediately closing it.

Giving Sora a mortified look, Kairi explained, "Yeah, someone's gettin' busy with someone in there."

"Well, what about this door—aaaaand that was Snow's ass." Sora concluded all the other rooms were either locked or being used by horny teens. "Welp. Guess we have to use the floor."

Laughing out loud, Kairi dismissed her amorous date, "Take it easy, cowboy. We still have the balcony."

Scratching his chin in thought, Sora came to the conclusion, "I like the way you think, Kairi."

Opening the balcony doors, Kairi added, "Yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you anyway."

"Dammit…" Sora cursed under his breath.

Since Selphie's home was built atop one of the many hills on Destiny Island's mainland, the balcony overlooked many landmarks, like the town square, the distant mountains, a pond or two, and the rest of the neighborhood.

Leaning on the railing, Kairi stated, "I'm proud of you, Sora."

Leaning next to her, Sora asked, "What for?"

"Well…" She didn't answer. At first. Then she said, "That girl was right. You are amazing."

"Are you talking about Too-Bee?" Sora never liked bringing up that one-night stand with 2B. Mainly because…he technically got date-raped. (1)

"Who else?" Kairi laughed again. "That girl really came out of nowhere and had her way with you. And then she had the audacity to call you 'amazing.' Hmph…and only you could make me jealous while I'm trying to do the same."

Sora mocked her, "And only you would wear a costume that looks like a vampire hooker."

"Ass," she retorted. "I'm a succubus. Like Lilith and Morrigan?"

"Tch, sorry. Not ringin' any bells."

"Heh…you're a terrible liar."

Sora smirked. "…But then again, you are smokin' hot."

Kairi rolled her eyes. "Fine then, I stand corrected."

"You do that. I'm gonna take a piss." And it came to pass that Sora unzipped his pants, flipped out his bird, and pissed a good stream between the railings, all in plain view.

"Omigod, Sora," Kairi part-whined, part-shrieked, face-palming away from the piss act.

"AH…" Sora sang his relief. "That feels…godlike."

"This is a new level of bum even I wasn't ready for." Kairi continued to look away, agitation expanding with every ounce of falling urine.

"Whoa, still goin'," the public pisser observed.

"Yeah, I can tell," Kairi hissed back at him.

"Yep…stiiiiiill goin'," please don't hate me for this.

"Geez-a-freakin'-Lou, how much did you drink?"

"I'm gettin' there! Yeah…almost there!"

"Ugh." Little by little, Kairi's neck loosened. Then her eyes cut sidelong. Tapping her fingers impatiently, she let her brow furrow. Aaaaaaand then she peeked at him. "Dammit."

"You peeked, didn't you?" Sora asked with his eyes closed.

"You know, you're just lucky the backyard faces the other way!" Kairi peeked again. "Otherwise, you definitely would've pissed on someone."

"Aaaaand it has finished." Zipping up, Sora smirked and stated, "If you only knew, Kairi."

A punch to the arm was her restrained response.

Suddenly, echoes of screaming rang from downstairs. Terrified, Sora and Kairi jumped in place. The screams escalated from the backyard as well. Scanning left and right, Sora and Kairi spotted an ominous green light glowing from all the way downstairs, as well as the adjacent patio. The screaming continued for a short while before suddenly ceasing along with that shining green light.

"Okay, that sounded bad," Sora promoted himself to Captain Obvious.

"I don't think we should go downstairs," and Kairi was his first mate.

They weren't alone; some of the horny teens started exiting their private rooms, exchanging looks of shared uncertainty. Quickly taking charge, Sora commanded, "Listen up—if you're a horny teen, get behind me! Kairi and I will go first."

Behold, Sora and Kairi peeked downstairs to find something quite uncanny. Reeling in shock, they discovered the countless party guests lying motionless on the floor. Totally horrified, Sora yelled, "Guys, if this is a trick, it's not funny!"

None of them responded. One of the horny teens, Serah (from FF13) dressed as Natasha Romanoff, screamed bloody murder before crying, "OMIGOD, THEY'RE DEAD!"

Another horny teen, Noel (from the same game) dressed as Kylo Ren, lamented out loud, "Ah, dammit—I wanted to screw that chick on the left!"

Checking pulses left and right, Kairi reported, "They're alive, but something creepy definitely went down."

Sora peered through the open door to the backyard, finding more bodies lying in heaps. "Yeah, tell me about it. You think something toxic got in the foam machine?"

"I don't think so, detective. It must've been related to the green light we saw! And Sora, look!" Kairi pointed at a stirring pile of moss and swamp leaves. "Doesn't that pile of swamp-crap remind you of someone?"

"Urrrrgggghhhh," it gurgled from an indiscernible face. "What kinda hangover starts INSIDE the party?"

Sora recognized that accent anywhere. "Wakka? The hell…?" Looking around, Sora found himself in the middle of a monster movie mashup.

Slowly, the passed out party patrons woke themselves up, groggy from whatever chaos fell upon them. Only this time, their Halloween costumes looked a bit more convincing than before.

While holding his rear-end, Wakka, looking like a walking ghillie suit dripping murky liquids, stood up to give a long, echoing moan, "OOOOOOOOOH, some of this might be shit!"

Vaan, from Final Fantasy XII, switched it up and came to the party dressed as a Viking; upon awakening, he made sure to stroke his brand new great beard a few times, spouting a dank version of Norse gibberish, "Du hast…Du hast mich!"

Zidane Tribal, from the ninth one, had attended the party under the guise of a red devil. Now sporting red skin, hooves, a furry set of legs, a pointy tail, and a classic pair of horns on the skull, Zidane fanned himself frantically while complaining, "Holy flippin' hell! It's hot as my balls in here!"

Others were not so lucky. Some jackass came to the party dressed as a toilet.

Some of the party monsters were stumbling in from the backyard; Riku, destroying bits of the doorway with his razor-sharp claws, appeared to be in a bad mood. Growling like a mean teen wolf, he said, "Somebody…better explain WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!"

Following in after him, Hayner and Pence, both dressed as red and blue ninjas, respectively, silently looked at each other before instantly fighting to the death.

Dodging a shuriken, Franken-Goofy re-lit his blunt and took a drag. After a cool exhale, he said, "Welp, if anyone still needs rubbers, I've got 'em for one buck a piece! A-hiyuck!"

Crawling in through the door was a mummified Donald, barely able to stand himself up. With ragged mummy tape vastly marooning his legs, the pitiful duck mage screeched, "WAK!" as numerous Shadow Clone Jutsus of Hayner and Pence trampled him.

The Hayners and Pences really seemed to hate each other, for they attacked with numerous weaponries, including but not limited to swords, mases, kunai, staffs, throwing stars, crossbows, nunchaku, and worst of all their bare hands.

Suddenly, another throwing star tore through the air straight for Kairi. Sensing her peril before she did, Sora pulled her out of the way just in time to let it collide straight into Tidus' skull, followed by a wet thunk.

"Dude, I want some braaains!" Tidus complained, barely even noticing the shuriken jutting from his forehead. Yeah, he was a zombie.

Pulling in close to Sora, Kairi fretted between them, "I think they wanna kill us, Sora!"

Fed up with the chaos, Sora summoned his Kingdom Key and hollered, "Everyone! Get ahold of yourselves! You have to calm down!"

That's when Vaan popped up, rolling four-deep with a Viking posse consisting of Penelo, Fran, and Ashelia (all chicks). Suddenly, he leaned in close to Kairi's face, offering a bearded grimace and an acute lack of deodorant. He uttered to the frightened girl, "Kann man uns am Himmel sehn?"

"Sora—do something!" Kairi was a deer about to get run over by a car with no headlights.

Reluctantly shoving him away with his Keyblade, Sora shooed him, "C'mon, Vaan, you're being super weird right now!"

"DU HAST! DU HAST!" Vaan yelled like a mad man.

And there, beyond their expectation, a swooping gust of wind suddenly shook the living room full of monsters, totally wrecking the place. The wind pushed hard enough to blow the front door off its hinges; the culprit of these acts revealed herself, standing smackdab in the center of the room.

"Hello, hello, my pretties!" Selphie the teen witch announced loud and proud. Using some magic horseshit to make her voice echo, she yelled enthusiastically, "Now, if you asked me what in the name of all that is holy—and unholy—just took place moments before we all blacked out, I will tell you straight-up that I know exactly jack-for-shit!"

In a psychotic bout of anger, Wolf-Riku punched Zombie-Tidus in the face, yelling, "Goddammit—WHO DID THIS SHIT?"

"Simmer down, Team-Roid-Rage!" Watching Riku fall silent again, she continued, "Moving on—you all should know that I, The Honorably Flawless Selphie Tilmitt in All her Supreme Hotness, will be serving as your official, permanent Queeeeeeeen of Halloweeeeeeen!"

Suddenly, the toilet started flapping its seat to mimic applause, though it was the only one clapping. A disembodied voice from within the toilet bowl threw its support out, "All right—yeah! I can get behind that, all the way! Go Selphie!"

"Thank you, Irvine!" Selphie thanked her one fan.

Sighing, Kairi asked, "Was it tough? Coming up with that speech all by yourself?"

"Screw YOU, Kairi!" the witch bellowed with a beastly echo. "Do you realize treason is punishable by death?"

Kairi shot back, "Okay, one, it was just a joke. Two, how are you gonna be the 'Queen of Halloween' when it's already, like…a quarter past twelve? Bitch, your time was yesterday!"

Laughing, Selphie played her trump card, "You fool, with my powers of 'Hot Bitchcraft,' I shall literally make every day Halloween Night, starting when I blot out the sun at dawn!"

"Oooooh!" some of the monsters oohed, impressed by Selphie's plan.

"Dun, dun, dun," Sora chimed uncaringly. "Great, thanks for telling us your plan. Now we're gonna stop you."

Confident as ever, the teen witch held out her left hand and said, "Sure, if you can keep up, baby-boy."

Behold, a broomstick controlled by telekinesis flew out from behind Sora, thwacking him over the head in the process; swiftly catching her broom, Selphie hitched a ride and blasted off out the door.

Sora rubbed his noggin with an annoyed look. "Okay, so we should probably start a to-do list."

Devil-Zidane called out his opinion on the matter, "Hey! Halloween every single day sounds awesome to me!"

And with that, a strong following of deviant teenagers-turned-monsters exited the building. One girl in particular, Rikku from the tenth Final Fantasy, had effectively been turned into Felicia…from Darkstalkers. So she was a mostly naked cat-lady with many cat-habits, and this attracted the attention of the super-aggro wolfman nearby.

Putting two and two together, Sora cursed, "Oh, rats."

Rikku, sensing danger, immediately dashed for the door. Riku followed, yelling after her, "Hey, you! Come back! I have candy!"

Soon, all the swamp-things, mummies, ninjas, Vikings, vampires, spiders, robots, shotokans, demons, angels, and other things too crazy to mention vacated the premises, save a few un-turned teenagers and Terra Branford.

Speaking of Terra, a fortune-teller, the girl was peacefully sitting down with her crystal ball. She said, "You guys…have some work to do."

"Crap…okay let's do a quick headcount." Counting the heads, Sora concluded, "So there's ten of us still in the house. That's me, Kairi, Terra, Yuffie, Firion, Snow, Serah, Noel, Yeul, and Tidus. As far as I know, only two of us here were affected by the green light: Tidus and Terra."

Reaching for Sora's head, Tidus moaned, "Aaaaaah, I just want some braaaaaaains, man!"

Sora held off the zombie's advances whilst continuing, "Everyone else was upstairs being a horny teenager, so we should consider ourselves lucky."

"Way ahead of you," Noel replied with a wink.

"Great. Also, someone tie this guy up, please?"

Snow, from the thirteenth one again, obliged Sora's request, "Got it." Fetching the garden hose from the backyard, Snow came back and tied up a reluctant Tidus, effectively preventing a zombie apocalypse.

Fist pumping with Snow, who's dressed like a caveman, Sora stated, "All right, that's one down! Um…how many people showed up, again?"

"Beats me," Kairi replied.

"No clue," Serah, or Natasha Romanoff, said.

"Face it, we're screwed," Yuffie inserted. Her costume in particular pissed off Kairi.

"There's gotta be a way." Looking at Terra, Sora snapped his fingers and said, "That's it! We'll use Terra's crystal ball to locate our friends!"

"Good idea, Sora!" Yuffie cheered. "Also, someone please tell Kairi to quit shooting me dirty looks!"

"I just can't believe you bought the outfit right after you saw me walking out the store with it!" Kairi voiced her inner fury. "What, did you think I was just buying it for my everyday wardrobe?" Yuffie and Kairi had worn identical Halloween costumes.

"Geez, I thought it would look hot on me, too!" Yuffie confessed, posing in her red 'n blue succubus outfit. Flipping her locks, she added, "I even colored my hair pink so we would look different."

"Yeah, not different enough—"

"Moving on!" Sora interrupted. "Terra, go ahead and use your crystal ball to find our friends."

Rolling her eyes, Terra scoffed, "You wanna try asking nicely?"

Sora sighed. "Please?"

"Fine. Let's see…" The crystal orb began glowing and swirling with clouds. "Yep, there's a bunch of 'em out there. It's kinda hard to tell how many, but I'm thinking they're still close."

With air-quotes, Kairi asked, "What about the 'Queen of Halloween'?"

Tapping the glass of her crystal ball nonchalantly, Terra asked it, "Hey. You know where Selphie is?" The only response the ball gave was a sudden fiery explosion within the glass. "Oh, darn. That means Selphie's blocking my magic."

"Well, she did leave here on a broom," Kairi pointed out. "We should start searching the skies, ASAP!"

"And don't forget, we gotta find out who turned all our friends into freaks," Sora reminded.

Just then, Firion, wearing an orange Goku costume, lamented out loud, "Aw, crap! I should've been down here partying instead of making out with Yuffie! I coulda had the powers of a Super Saiyan—sonuva bitch!"

"Hey, you did more than make out with me," Yuffie corrected. "Since I'm a good girl, I'd say you broke even."

Kairi laughed at that, much to Yuffie's annoyance.

"Let's get moving, Kairi," Sora ordered.

Firion still had hope. "Maybe some of that light got on me and it's reacting late? Ka…me…ha…me…HA!"

-X- Outside

"Oh, this is bad." Sora observed the chaos all around the neighborhood. Wolf Riku was chasing Cat Rikku in circles; Hayner and Pence continued to engage in mortal combat; there was a man-sized mech suit charging up and down the road, firing machine guns into Wakka, the swamp-thing. Pretty much eating the bullets, Wakka growled once before hurling a vine around the mech-suit's legs, tripping it up and throwing it into a parked car.

"Oh, God…we are gonna get in so much trouble," Kairi fretted.

Spotting two allies standing under a streetlight, Sora said, "Look! It's Donald and Goofy!"

Goofy was in the middle of attempting to reassemble Donald's mummified form, unintentionally putting his arms where his legs should be.

"You're doing it wrong!" Donald complained. Snatching the blunt from Goofy, Donald puffed that good stuff and said, "I knew we should've stayed at the castle. This is a bunch of…"

"Donald, Goofy!" Sora cried, stepping in the street light's fluorescence.

"Sora, it's chaos out here!" Goofy reported. "There are people stalkin' and shootin' and jabbin' and layin' eggs!"

Kairi replied, "We got that much. Tell us where Selphie went!"

Donald snarled, "Oh yeah, the witch! Last I saw, she was flying toward the mountains!"

Vexed, Sora determined, "We have to take my Gummi ship. We'll spot everyone easily from the skies."

"Oh, contraire…"

The sinister voice came from above the street light. Perched on the apex was a hooded figure in black, staring the four sleuths down. In a woman's voice, the hooded figure continued, "Wouldn't you rather fly with your classmates, unfettered from engines or steering wheels?"

Donning his war-face, Sora rejected the favor, shouting up, "No way, whoever you are!"

Kairi added, "Yeah, and Sora's not even in school anymore! So, uh…he doesn't have any classmates!"

Laughing, the person in the black coat suddenly jumped down. Curious, Goofy asked, "Gee, do ya think she's with the Organization?"

Summoning his Keyblade, Sora pointed it at the mysterious person, saying, "Don't know. Don't care. Clearly, she's the one who caused all this!"

"You don't say," the woman retorted. Holding out a spell book, she announced, "Look what poor little Zexion misplaced! How 'bout a lullaby to calm the nerves?"

"Big mistake!" Sora charged the hooded woman full-speed. Taking a swing, Sora was blown back at the last second by a torrent of notebook paper; it seemed to materialize from the woman's sleeve, blowing around with the wind before returning to her hand.

"Hey! Only I get to put Sora on his butt!" Kairi charged forward, receiving the same result with twice as much paper. Skidding on the ground, she cried, "Ow! Okay, we need a real plan!"

Suddenly, loads of pages started gathering over Sora and Kairi, smothering them against the dirt road. Unable to stand and having barely enough space to see through, Sora cried, "Donald, Goofy, get out of here!"

One quick look around revealed they left a while ago.

"Yeah, they're gone."

"Sora!" Kairi managed to grab Sora's hand. "I'm scared!"

Giggling maniacally, the hooded figure said, "Now. Hold still. Also, I recommend closing your eyes. The light is bit on the bright side." Raising her stolen book, she uttered, "Foolish youths of precocious forays, take on the persona your costume portrays!"

Nothing happened. At first.

Speaking prematurely, Kairi jested, "HA! Your stupid spell doesn't—"

The same green light from before erupted from the book's pages, blinding both Sora and Kairi. Uncontrollably, screams escaped from their mouths, almost like the spell was pulling out the scream itself. Unable to even breathe during this hex, Sora and Kairi went blue in the face while the screams exited their bodies. And then it happened that they fell unconscious.

"Sweet dreams," the woman purred before they blacked out.

-X-

A/N: 1) Reference! Sora Totally Gets Laid, ch. 2-3.

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