This is just a one-shot. Yes, I meant to end it like this. No, there aren't any more chapters.
Rated: T
Genre: Humour
Characters: Peridot, Garnet
Peridot had no idea what alcohol was.
She had seen humans drink it, cook with it, use it for decoration, but had never truly understood its purpose. Strolling down the grocery store isles, she searched for some 'snacks' the humans enjoyed consuming. Eventually, she wandered into the liquor store attached.
Now, after negotiating with the cashier that she was over 18 and that she wasn't 12, Peridot came home with the snack that humans had fallen in love with. The problem now was figuring out how to use it. The top was sealed off with some sort of foam-ish material, which had taken awhile to remove.
The product had a distinct odor, which, to be honest, smelled rather nice. Peridot took a sip from the bottle.
Not bad.
She drank more, until a good half the bottle was missing. HIC! Peridot felt amazing. Although the hiccups may have been a side effect, she could probably fly with the aid of this amazing product!
Peridot decided she should try. Getting to her feet and stumbling around, she found a ladder leaning against the side of the barn. HIC! She clumsily climbed the rungs of the ladder, almost falling off.
"I'm at the-HIC- top of the world!" Peridot shouted, falling down onto the roof.
"Peridot, what are you doing on the roof!" A voice shouted from below. Peridot leaned over, looking down to the grass below. It was the permafusion. She. Was. The. Worst.
Peridot thought about her answer. "I'm gonna fly." She shouted. Garnet sighed, putting a hand over her face. "Stay there." Garnet ordered, walking over to the back of the barn where the ladder was.
Peridot was both shocked and offended that the fusion didn't believe she would fly. "How -HIC- dare you question my -HIC- logic!" Peridot shouted, crawling closer to the edge of the roof. "I WILL JUMP." She declared.
Garnets expression turned to confusion, then realization. "Go home Peridot. You're drunk."
-End-