I do not own anything in this story just my oc.

I heard the Saria's song. "That's my dad!" I took my phone out of my pocket and flipped it open and placed it on my right ear. "Moshi-moshi… no, I'm still in school… in the host club… they are my classmates, I'm going to be fine… can you call *Mario* to pick me up?… thanks papa, bye-bye" I closed my phone and notice it was all silent.

"*Mario*?" Asked the twins at the same time. "Yes, is my chauffeur" I answered with pride in my voice. Again, silence, how is that they where so noisy minutes ago and now they won't talk at all?

"Is it because your dad works for Nintendo, Saria-chan?" Asked Honey, truly curious. "Yes, is a code name, every maid, and employees at the mansion have a code name, and all are Zelda related, even my pets have Zelda's names, I'm the one who names them. Sorry to ruin the party but I have to go now, I need to find my way out of here" I stood from my chair, swiping my skirt down, getting rid of the wrinkles it probably formed in it.

"Need any help miss Kondo?" Asked Kyouya. "If is not any trouble" "not at all, my kitten" said Tamaki holding my hand in his and holding my waist with the other. I pushed him away from me and immediately after I looked at the floor. I could feel their stares on me.

"I don't like people hugging me, so please don't do it again" I said, still looking at the floor. "AndIreallyhavetogonowsoIguessI'llseyouguystomorrowbye" I said it all really fast while walking to the door. God I hate awkward silences. Where was the door last time I checked? Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, door! I opened the door and looked back at their direction. "You guys must think I'm crazy now"

"No, since I came here I've seen crazier things" answered Haruhi. "Let me help you out, I'm going home too" I extender my hand and seconds later she held it.

"See you guys tomorrow! Hehe get it, "see" you guys, cuz I can't see" Haruhi pushed me out and I could hear Honeys giggles.

"Something tells me you enjoy making those kinds of jokes" she said while guiding me outside. "Haruhi dear, you just have to live and be happy, besides I have a sick sense of humor so you might as well get used to it" she sighed but we kept walking. Wall, window, wall, window, column, wall, window, turn left, stairs, wall, wall,wall,wall, turn left, door, exit. Now I know my way back to the host club.

"Miss Saria, good afternoon" Haruhi let go of my hand and Mario* took it. "Thank you Haruhi, we can give you a ride if you want" "oh no, is ok I will take the bus. See you tomorrow" I heard her walk away so I turned to walk to the car. Mario* opened the door and helped me in.

The ride back home was silent, Mario* rarely speaks, only to greet or answer questions. I felt the car slowly come to a stop. Minutes later the door opened and Mario* ones again helped me out. He walked me to the front door and I thanked him like always. I knew my house like the back of my hand so I didn't needed help inside. I walked to the kitchen and into the refrigerator, opening the box where I always have my fruits. I took an apple and started eating it. I heard some bells and knew right away who it was.

"Zelda girl I missed you!" "Nya~" I lifted my hand and she stroke herself. I knew her since she was a small kitten. She is completely white, her left eye is green and her right eye is blue, she have a red collar with a bell. She purred as I pet her and scratch her behind the ears. I heard some footsteps coming closer.

"Saria dear, why haven't you changed? Miyamoto-sama is coming to dinner with us tonight" my father said and seconds after I heard more footsteps, probably from the cooks. "Hello Darunia, hi Anju!" I greeted the two cooks. Darunia is a large, muscular man, and Anju was his assistant, she was like a big sister to me.

"Miss Saria, pets off the table please" I lifted Zelda off the table and carried her all the way to my bedroom. I placed her on my bed and started striping away from my uniform, I threw it on the bed and made my way to the bathroom.

"Should I shower or bathe?… I'm in the mood for something fast, shower it is!" I took off the rest of my clothes and carelessly threw it to the floor. Sink, left corner, I took the remote control and pressed the button. "Play Anna Mcluckie, get lucky song " and moments later the song started playing. I sang allowing with it and played my invisible air harp.

I heard the door of the bathroom open. "How many times do I have to say it? Miss Saria don't throw the clothes to the floor, you could trip" I kept dancing and singing in the shower. "Are you listening miss Saria?"

"Yes Navy I'm listening" I stopped the water and opened the shower door, and Navy passed me the towel. Navy is the maid of the house, she's 25 years old but can be very childish at times. "Hey!, Look!, Listen!" I said, imitating Navy's fairy voice. I knew she didn't liked it so I sometimes mocked her.

"Is not funny miss Saria" I covered myself with the robe and walked back to my room, being followed by Navy. Once we go to the room I plopped myself in the bed.

"Navy could you get my grey dress and grey pantyhose?" I asked from my bed, petting Zelda's head.

"I heard you got new friends from the school" she talked from the closet. "Well I just know them, they are not my friends, thought two of them are in my classroom but I think they didn't even notice me" I hears her footsteps getting closer to me, so I stood up and took my robe off. She handed me my underwear, and by feeling it I knew it was my dark grey hot-pant and black sports brah.

"You should put some more feminine underwear, after all you have a nice body" she commented and I wave the comment away. "Nonsense, this underwear are far more comfortable, plus nothing fit me" she giggled and helped me into my dress. After I was dressed, she combed my hair and placed a straw hat with a grey polka dots bow on it, the last touches were my grey and white choker and black flat shoes.

I went back to the kitchen where I could smell something delicious getting cooked. I'm not allowed to get into the kitchen when they are cooking so I stood in the entrance. "Anju-san~ what are you cooking?" I said trying to sound as innocent as possible. "Food" she answered and I could hear Darunia trying to hold a laugh.

"Ha ha, clever" they both laughed. I heard the doorbell rang and I walked to the living room and felt someone past aside me, I didn't pay it attention so I sat in the right side sofa, my favorite spot. Minutes later I hears my dad and Miyamoto-sama walking and talking towards the living room, so I stood up and bowed a little at him.

"Welcome, Miyamoto-sama" I extended my hands at him and he held them, greeting me. "Ahh, Saria-chan as perspective as always"

After talking a little, we headed strait to the dining room. Darunia and Anju made ******** and we ate and talked about many thing, we even end up talking about Ouran and the host club. After we ate we went back into the living room and I sat once again in the same spot.

We spend some time talking, well more like they spend some time talking, about the work, the games and the songs. After a while I came with an idea. I always wanted to do it and now was the perfect occasion. "Miyamoto-sama, dad, would you like to play some super smash bros?" Miyamoto laughed a little and my dad as well. "Sure, Saria-chan, but that grin of yours tell me you are planning something" said my dad and my grin widened.

We came to a conclusion that if Miyamoto-sama wins, I would dye my hair green and make a cosplay of Saria. They played for up to half a hour. They where both really skilled at that game. But all came down to one person.

~time skip! next day~

*Mario* helped me out of the car and walked me to the entrance there I said goodbye and started to walk towards the classroom. I hear many gossips about me and how out of place I was being. I ignored them and kept walking.

"Saria-chan!~ good morning!" I hear Honey said beside me, as he held my arm and intertwined with his. "Good morning, honey-sempai, Mori-sempai" I said to both of them and Mori hummed in response.

"Waaa~! Your hair looks pretty in green! Right Takashi?" Honey said. "Ahh" he responded. Geez, someone shut him up. "Thanks, Honey-sempai, so any club activities today? Can we eat some cake today as well?" I asked without giving him chance to speak.

"Sorry Saria-chan, today we are not having club's activities, we are going to Kyouya's water park!" He said jumping a little. "Oh, well next time, I'm looking forward for that chocolate cake!" I said smiling at him. He giggled. "Haaaaii~!"

I'm sorry, I had the chapter all done, and when I was fixing and adding the last touches there was a blackout. Don't worry I didn't lost anything of the story but when the electricity came back there was no internet signal, my mom had to take me to KFC to have internet. Plus we are still in holidays so I'm sorry all!