Savin hte intranet: mi big tindr advent ure

by 221cAsbutteWithAXbox

vis is a store al abot hoe i rescud hte lind of tormblr frum the evul farces of 4chin und leddit and promted femnism nd equity inthe precess.

2. Choptur 2: the ovenking

i had jsut strtad mi qwest wen i loked up und sawr a gril restin in hte tres. S he had cit years nd wiskars end she mowed tomy. Sh e clomed dawn und interjuiced hrsilf. "Mi nam is kat" she sed "i mite loke liek a womin butt atuly am a crat onthe insode."

"OH" i yerled "U R AN OVENKING!"

"yee" she replid "und i yam alos a trainsgender diobetic shelf dignosed artistic who haytes cissgindurs"

"OMG SO IM I" I caled oot in joi. I strated clapin wiv happenis butthen kat sed "STAHP! Cclaping trigers meh so u hav 2 do jizz hunds insted."

"oh okeh" I zed. Wii warked 4 abit ten kat sed tome "y r u heer akneewhey"

"yam ur lard und savur" I sed "I hav com to sav u frum hte terur afflicting ur websit"

"U meen le riddet armie?" sed kut "i don leek dem their federas scar meh"

"fats y am heer" i reap lied "to kiep u saf"

Justen i herd a russlin inhte buss necks toomee und weni loked their wus a shitgun pooking oot of et. I ten relized fat twas been hold bya NICKBIRD! "milady" he said andten i blaked owt (vat shoed atualy bee piersson of colad out becuz blake implis pertreeercheh und whit privlige).