Raven: So uh where' my paycheck?
Cornette: Go to the next uh room in the parking lot.
Raven walks out and sees Abyss running with the title.
Abyss: Get the barbed wire off me!!
But Samoa Joe already hit him with a 2X4 to the back of the head.
1 2 3!!
But Joe gets rolled up by Devon.
1 2 3!!
Devon gets in an elevator and shuts the door with the title. But then a car drives through the walls, THROUGH THE ELEVATOR, runs over Devon, and falls 30 feet into the parking lot and upside down!!!
Then Kaz delivers a leg drop 30 feet ALL THE WAY DOWN BUT misses.
Then a staff trips hits his head on the ground then lands on Devon at the same time.
1 2 3!!
Staff: I won? I WON!!! YESS!!
Then you hear a gunshot and he's on the ground then Eric Young pins him.
1 2 3!!
Raven: Where's my damn check!
Raven checks the flipped car, takes the masked man out and steals his check.
Raven: Eh, it's a five letter ring name like mine so it's close enough.
Cornette: Alright it's time to bring in TNA's secret weapon.
Morgan: You mean the guns.
Pause
Cornette: Damn it shut up and take em out!!