Chocolate cake and bologna... This is the best I could do. I'll come up with a better one later, but I'm not a poet xD

There once was a boy named Pony

He didn't like bologna

So he ate it and cried

He would rather have died

Since he really didn't like bologna

He prefered chocolate cake

But before he ate it he had to rake

The lawn because it was ugly

But when he ate it, he ate it smugly.