SECOND CHAPTER
MY DARES! :D
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fruits Basket. I own Pandora, the kitty judge in this story! Mmkay? Mmkay! ^.^
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Me: We're gettin' this party started! Fo'shizzle!
Everyone But Me: O.O;
Me: (clears throat) FIRST DARE! And I made it up, too. Because I'm smart! ^.^
Kyo: JUST SAY THE DAMN DARE ALREADY!
Me: FIRST I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE RULES! I'M THE ONLY ONE ALOUD TO USE CAPS!
Kyo: (silence)
Me: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID!
Yuki: So, what's the dare, Chips-kun?
Me: I hate you, Yuki. Sorry, just had to tell you to get a life, stop being depressed, and all that crap.
Yuki: T.T
Me: So, on with the dare! "Chips, YOU ARE THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD! I LOVES YOU SO MUCH! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! ^.^"
Everyone But Me: o.o;
Kyo: Didn't you say you made this dare?
Me: SHU-SHU-SHUSH! "Anyways, the dare is that I want Yuki and Kyo to sing and dance to "Hips Don't Lie." Make Yuki the girl and Kyo the boy, kay? Thanks! ~Chips"
Everyone But Kyo and Yuki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kyo: I thought you said no caps. -.-;
Me: Laughing is always to be a caps. It makes it show feeling. ANYWAYS, START YOU PUNKS! (gets out blow-torch)
Kyo: O.O; L-l-ladies u-up i-i--
Me: STOP STAMMERING AND SING!
Kyo: (fast singing) Ladies up in here tonight! No fighting, no fighting, no fighting! Shakira, Shakira! I never knew she could dance like this! She makes a man want to speak Spanish! Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa. Shakira, Shakira!
Yuki: Oh, baby, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise, and keep on reading the size of my body.
Me: DAAAAAANCE! (spurts some fire out of the blow-torch)
Yuki and Kyo got to the chorus and started belly-dancing, causing everyone else to fall over, laughing. The song FINALLY ENDED after 4 WHOLE MINUTES. That song is a long one. Hehheh.
Yuki: (panting) I... hate... you... Kyo...
Kyo: (panting) I... hate... you... too... Damn... Rat...
Yuki: (still panting) Baka... Neko...
Me: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! (slaps them)
Yuki and Kyo: (whimper)
Me: Muahahahaha! Okay, time for the judges to come out! But, first, TWO MORE DARES!
Everyone But Me: (groan)
Me: Yep. First one. "Chips, I hate Akito. BEAT HER UP FOR ME! Thank you. ~Chips"
Everyone But Me: O.O
Akito then tried to run. But you can't run from me. I leapt at her and tackled her to the ground. Then I hurt her so much she was dead. Whoops. I didn't mean to hit her that hard. Oh, wait, I did! ^.^
Me: And, on that note, on to the next dare!
Everyone Still Concious But Me: o.o;
Me: SHIGURE, COME HERE! (points next to me)
Shigure nervously walked up to me, shivering and sweating a bit. Am I that scary? Now I want to sob in an emo corner. But I have a dare to do! ^.^
Me: (clears throat) "Chips, hug Shigure. That's all I have to say. Because he's awesome. And I love him. ~Chips."
Everyone But Me: O.O;
Me: ^.^
Shigure: ^.^;
So, me and Shigure hugged. And then he turned into a dog. Sweetness. I turned Shigure into a dog! Wait, isn't that a bad thing...?
Shigure: Almost done? ^.^;
Me: Nope! .
Shigure: But I'm gonna change back soon...
Me: I KNOW! ^.^
Everyone But Me: O.O;
Me: Fine, if you're sooooo picky. (relucantly lets go of Shigure)
So Shigure raced off before anyone could see him naked. The emo corner sounds like a good place right now. But, oh well. Judges were to be announced!
Me: TIME FOR THE JUDGES, WHO WON'T GET HURT FROM MY DARES!
Everyone held their breaths. Because they all wanted to be judges. Because dares are so cruel.
Me: Pandora, one of my own charries, and NOT a fruits basket OC, is the first judge!
So, my kitty with the neck-box around her neck that releases evil creatures, padded up to me.
Pandora: I am ready to do your evil dirty work. Muahaha.
Everyone But Pan and Me: O.O;
Me: Speaking of evil dirty work, sadly, Akito should still live. Go heal her/him.
Pandora: Akito's a girl? o.o
Me: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE 17TH BOOK?! Or was it 16th...?
Pandora: ...YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME! (cries)
Me: Well, what book were you on?
Pandora: Oh, I finished the series.
Me: o.O How did I ruin it for you then?
Pandora: You didn't. But you ruined it for some people out there! 3:
Me: JUST HEAL DAMN AKITO!
So, pissed-off Pandora got out her Mage, who is a healer dude from Ye Olde Days and stuffs. He healed Akito and then went back in Pandora's boxy-thinger-majiger.
Me: And, so, the other two judges are Shigure, because he's my love and I don't want to hurt him, and Momiji, because he's so dang cute and harmless!
Shigure came back as a dressed human, and Momiji bounced up and hugged me, turning into a bunny.
Me: That wasn't a dare. ^.^;
Momiji: But I wanted to hug you! :3
Me: Awww'd! (huggles him)
Shigure: And, so, please review!
Me: Or Pandora will send her evil minions on you, and I won't continue this story! 3:
Pandora: I don't want to send my evil minions out on THAT many people. -.-
Me: SHUT IT, PANDORA!