I do not own x-men first class, marvel and fox do. Though I do own my mary-sue.
We got very drunk at started dancing on couches and stuff when some stuck up CIA lady came in.
"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE!"
"NOTHING!" We all yelled at the same time because stuff like that happens in real life all the time
"NO HUGS FOR YOU!" The blue-eyed guy yelled and pointed at the blonde girl.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She yelled.
….
Then they left for Canada or something. So in the mean-time I learned everybody's name.
"My name is Angel." The girl with black hair said.
"My name is Sean, but you girls can call me big daddy." We all groaned.
"My name is dar-"the non-attractive guy was cut off by the blonde girl.
"My name is raven." I scoffed; it was a nice name, but not as pretty as mine.
"My name is Alex!" the blonde dude said hula-hooping.
"I'm hank." The tall guy said staring at his abnormally large feet.
I took a deep breath and said "MYNAMEIS MARY-SUE AMZINGA DEMINTIA LORELI PARIS LONDON FITZHERBERT," I took another breath. "BUTYOUCANCALLMEMARY-SUE!
"Cool." Sean said while I drooled over his hotness, again.
"The other people out there were: Moira, My brother Charles, and some German dude named Erik." Raven said. Then I heard a loud THUD and then several more. We looked out the window to see:
"IT'S RAINING MEN!" I yelled. Then we comedic-ly ran through the halls until a guy with a funny helmet came in.
"WHO WANTS TO KILL THE HUMAN RACE?" he said and angel stepped forward.
"NO WAY, JOSE!" the unattractive guy said.
"I KILL YOU!" the man said and the made the ugly dude implode.
"! NOT WHATS-HIS-FACE!" We all yelled. And then they all left leaving the rest of us in rubble. Did you realize rubble is a funny word? Rubble. Rubble. Rubble. Rubble. Ha! Oh! Yeah! Sorry, forgot about the story. I'll just skip to the next morning.
….
"Where do we go now?" I asked, being amazing.
"TO THE BATCAVE!" Charles said.
"But we don't have a batcave, Charles." Raven interjected.
"THEN TO THE MANSION!"