2. England and America
England and America strangled eachother yet again over cooking abillities until America heard something. "Iggy...something's not right." he stated as he reliesed his brother.

England looked in the direction America was looking in, and saw three pairs of eyes. One pair had a demonic red glow, another with a crazed blue and pink shine. The third pair was also red, but they had a slight bounce like the being they belonged to was flying.

"What do you suppose those three are up to?"

"Three?" America asked, baffled. "I only see two dude!"

The Brit's eyes widened. "...Oh no..."

"Oh yes!" a different british voice laughed away his sainity.

"Come on Rasberry!" another voice stated before the sound of a bat lightly hitting a palm was heard. "Everyone's waiting dude!"

The three figures came into the light and scared Arthur and Alfred to death. The first to eject from the darkness was a man that looked a lot like England, but his hair was wavier, his trousers were tan, he had a light pink vest over a faint pink dress shirt, and around his neck was a baby blue bow tie. Over his shoulder was a chocolete brown winged bunny with bright red eyes. His blue eyes gazed at Arthur's green ones. "Oliver?" Alfred laughed. "I'm not afraid of you!" Seconds after he said that, the other man came out with his white t shirt, ripped jeans, and brown leather jacket. His hair was brown with a clump of hair sticking up at the part. Behind his black sun glasses were the demonic red eyes, and he lightly tapped his baseball bat in his hand, careful to not hit his hand with the nails crudly hammered in at the end covered in dried blood. Alfred gulped. "Now, Allan...is a different story..." he admited.

"Nice to know you remember us!" Allan laughed evilly.

"Right, especially you, Arthur." Oliver bowed to his oposing half. "Your spell to banish us to a parallel world was fanominal. I just happened to find a spell that alowed us to return."

"Rasberry here figured it all out." the dark American stated with another spine chilling laugh. "Now, we can take your places!"

"Take our places?" Arthur asked. "How?"

Oliver started to circle around the two with Flying Chocolete Bunny fluttering behind. "You see, we change a thing or two about our appearance, act like you idiots for a few weeks until everyone is here, then vwalla."

Alfred covered Arthur protectivly with fear coating his eyes as Allan inched forward with his bat in both hands ready to swing.

"A-and where do you plan on keeping us until you recieve this 'World Domination'? I know you to be smarter than let us wander while your plan is in motion, Oliver." Arthur asked.

"Iggy," Alfred huffed. "do we really want to know? Let's just get out of here and warn the others!"

"Can't do that." Allan stated as he inched.

Oliver started to creep towards them from the other side. "No worries, love, I have no intention of letting you two wander, but it took quite a bit of convencing to Allan to not kill you two on the spot. As to where you will be held...you'll find out momentarally, now, won't you?" Oliver's crazed eyes looked down at a paper from his pocket. "Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer, I banish you to the Mirror land. BE GONE!"

Germany came up to England, unsure where to turn to in reaction to Italy's odd behaveur. "England, can I talk to you for a moment?"

Noticing he was with someone, he stopped. "...Am I interupting something?"

"No, not at all!" England turned fully, his eyes closed and exposing his lose, off white dress shirt and tan trousers. "What do you need...Germany?" He dragged out the last word, like he was considering the name of the said man was different.

Ignoring it, he stated his problem. "Italy has been acting odd lately. Yesterday, he was completely different in training, and I'm pretty sure he almost called me...America?" Germany looked at the man England was talking with. "Did you die your hair or something? I don't remember you having brown hair."

"Uh...yeah dude!" America laughed, turning to the German, making sure his black sun glasses covered his red eyes. "I got tired of everyone thinking I'm a typical blond! I'm smarter than I look!" he stated the last part, tapping his nailed bat on the side of his head.

He started to get suspicious. In the few times he met with him, he never saw America with a bat like that. "Germany is so close to seeing right through you!"

"Shut it Arthur!" England thumped his head.

Germany eyed him. "Something wrong?"

The Englishman gave him a smile. "No, nothing's wrong at all. It's just...Flying Chocolete Bunny. She took my hand and made me hit myself."

"I thought it was Flying Mint Bunny."

England choked at his pointed out mistake before forcing a smile on his face. "Flying Mint Bunny is...away at the moment. She wanted to visit family in Scotland."

"Dude, Germany's totally not buying it! This is perfect!"

"Shut up!" America broke a brick wall hitting his head to silence the voice.

The German tilted his head with an arched eyebrow. "I thought only you could see your...'friends'."

England tried to keep him ocupied and answer his questions as logically as possible. "I said several times that exist, right? Just because I'm the only one that can see them doesn't mean lepracons aren't bashing his head on the wall, does it?" There was a moment of thoughtful silence. "So, Italy almost called you what?" England looked up with blue eyes. Wait...Blue eyes?

Germany eyed the two. "I can see you and...America have some important work to do." he stated as he started to leave. "I'll just leave you to it then. See you at the next UN meeting."

After Germany left, Oliver glared at Allan. "You bloody git!" he scolded. "That bat you carry around nearly gave us away!"

"I'm not the one that was flashing my eyes at him every chance I get!" Allan yelled back. "'Oh, look at me! I'm Oliver, and, even though I'm trying to take over the world, I want to flirt with as many people from the other side as I can because I'm Oliver, and gay and PINK!'"

"You have no idea how hard I'm working to keep myself under control." Oliver growled. "I want to slit your throat so bad, and stab your chest until you drown in your blood and I have enough to make enough little Allan cupcakes to throw a big party with, but I know how much we need you, so I'm trying to restrain myself. Making fun of me isn't helping."

"And another thing!" Allan continued. "I thought this spell thing took that goody two shoes Alfred out of here!"

"I said it would banish him and Arthur to a mirror world, but I didn't even know that they would be in our heads!"

"If you read the instructions, you would've known." Arthur laughed in Oliver's head. "I looked up the spell you used, and it said in fine print that we can still see and hear what happens, as well as mess with your dillusional minds, we just can't interact with anyone in the real world, and you two are our windows."

"Awesome Iggy!" Alfred laughed, making Allan cring. "How'd you figure that out?"

"I picked Oliver's brain, and saw the spell he used." Arthur answered proudly.

"Doesn't matter!" Oliver yelled. "Once Allan sends the signal, by this time tomarrow, Kiku, Yao, and Ivan would join you in the mirror."