Reminder of the Key(for those who can't/forgot/don,t want to go back to
first chapter to see the Key)
(=Where setting is
*=Narrator-dude is talking
~=What character is thinking
=where character is
ChApTeR tWo: The Encounters
Aya: Just how the $%^& is this hallway? (takes a cig from hammerspace and lights it with her PE powers)
Guard: You'll soon find out...
*They all stop at a bolted door*
Jade: Why'd we stop for?
Guard:(Unlockes the door and pushes all four girls in, then lockes it back up)
Nora: AHHHH! What is this place?!
Guard:(outside the room) This is the "Testing Room".
("Testing Room")
*The "Testing Room" is a GIGANTIC room filled with wels*
Aya: What the hell?!
Millenia: Those things! They're everywhere!
Nora: From my experience playing video games, these must be wels......But that means.....Oh...My...Gawd....We're...we're...in Xenogears. WE'RE IN XENOGEARS!!!!! : D
*Appearently the wels heard her, and they turn to attack*
Jade: ?! They're coming staight for us!!
Millenia: $#%^ $#%^ $#%^!!!!(starts shooting wels with her crossbow)
Nora: Oh I forgot! Wels attack humans because we have something they don't. So we gotta kill them before they kill us.
Aya: (alrready fighting of some of the wels with her guns) NO $#%^ SHERLOCK.
Jade: AIYEEEE!(furiously attacks a Redrum-like wel, but her attacks are as strong as crap)
Wel: Ruahruuuhhh(translation: What a wimp.)RAHAHAHAHAHA!
Millenia: Jade hon, I don't think you are doing any damage. Here. Try this. (hands her Nunukachus)
Jade: Alright! (whoops the wel's @$$)
Nora: I think it's time to open a can of Kick-@$$ on these things, eh?(takes out daggers out of hammerspace)KYAAAAHHH!!!
*After about 30 minutes*
Aya: Pant...pant...I think that was the last one...
???: Very good. Now procede through the door infront of you.
*They walk over the mass of dead bodies and go through the door*
???: Good. Step on the pedistal
Nora: This voice sounds strangly familiar...
*They do as they are told, yawn*
(???'s room)
???: Hello ladies. Nice to meet you all.
Nora: (gasps and goes into Fangirl mode) KRELIAN!!!!!(screams like a fangirl)
Jade: ~This man's really cute! :D~
Millenia: Nice pad you got here....uhhh...
Krelian: As your freind apparently screamed, it's Krelian.
Nora: (Drools)
Aya: (stares at her companion, then back at Krelian)~Whoa. If I kinda lok at the angles, he IS cute!~
Millenia: ~Am I the ONLY one who doesn't think that Krelian's cute?~
Krelian: (uses mind-reading to read their thought)~....Whatever.~ I have brought you here for on-
Jade: YOU BROUGHT US IN A JAIL CELL THROUGH A STUPID WARP PAD THING, ONLY TO BE ATTACKED VICIOUSLY BY WELS?!
Krelian: Well...yes.
Jade: RAGH!_ DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!(tries to attack Krelian)
Nora: JADE! NO!(holds her back)
Jade: ARGH! LEMME GO! LET ME GO!
Aya: JADE! Calm down!(to KRelian) You brought us here?
Krelian: For One reason: to be Elements.
Nora: But what about Dominia, Kelvena, Tolone, and Seraphita?
Krelian: They were fired and assigned new jobs. I want to make you the new Elements because of your power. You all showed extremely good power while fighting the wels. So I-
Aya: You saw us fighting?!
Nora: I hope you got my good side!
Krelian: -put you four through what most Gebler soliders would fail miserably at: a full-scale attack from my wels. And from what I've seen, that qualifies for being a Element. Good job.
Millenia: YAY!!!! Wait, what are we again?
Nora: Elements!YESSSSS!!!!!IN YOUR FACE, MOM!!!!!
Krelian: Aya, You are the leader and the Earth Element. Millenia, you are Fire. Jade is Wind and Nora is Water. Now you have a choice between wearing the old Elements' uniform-
Jade: We want ours.
Krelian: Deal. Anyways, you will be having missions. And to get started, I want you to sabatoge the ship called Yggastril's engine. Good luc.
Nora: But that's wrong! My three favorite herocharacters are on that ship!
Krelian: Ok. If you want to eat food from the Soylent System, that's ok with me.
Aya: NO! We'll take the job!
*Our heroines now head to the gear docks*
(Gear Docks)
Nora: Will we have crappy gears like the old Elements?
Krelian: No, you get to choose what you want.
Nora: Well in that case, I want Opiomorph.
Krelian: Fine.
Millenia: Could I have Deathscyth? Please? I just LOVE DUO MAXWELL!
Krelian: Done.
Jade: I always wanted Liger Zero...
Krelian: Can it fly?
Jade: Yes.
Krelian: Ok. And Aya, What do you want?
Aya: ...............uhhh....I waaaaant.....Amphysvena but make it look like Weltall 2.
Krelian: Gotcha.
*Same place, but at night....ZZZZ*
Millenia:(trying out a very womanly-like Deathscyth's wings)HELL YEAH!!
Jade: (testing Liger Zero's Gold Claws attack on Opiomorph)Alright! The controls are cool too! And there's rocket wings!
Nora: Hey! I'll get you for that!(uses that damned Wave #4 Devastator on Liger Zero) Ha! Try that again and see what happens!(Flashes the newly installed daggers for the gear)
Aya:(Walks out in the newly transformed Weltysvena) You two quit it. We need all the fuel, armor, and magic power we can get. I hear that this is going to be a big battle.
Millenia: Who are we fighting against?
Aya: From what Krelian told me, It's a boy named Fei, a man named Citan, and some king named Bartholowhatever. We can start the raid tonight. Is everyone prepared?
Everyone except for Aya: Yes Ma'am!
Aya: Right We'll be leaving shortly
*After 30 minutes of talking,gear upgrading,and mouth-stuffing, they head off towards the Yggastril*
(Yggastril, Gun Room)
Fei: Whoa, Elly. You lookin' fine tonight.
Elly: Why thank you. I could expect more from a certian clergyman I know.
Billy: Well soooooorry!
Rico: You should be mean to ladies, preisty boy.
Billy: Shut up, freak! How the hell should YOU know how to treat a lady right? You're probably gay for all I care!
Rico: Why you little-
Billy: Take one more step and you'll never have offspring ever.
Rico: Try me.
Fei: You sure 'bout that Rico? I mean, this is your manhood he's talking about!(cringes)
Billy: It's not like he cares anyway. I bet he's never even approached a girl in his entire life!
Rico: Yes I have!
Elly: Prove it.
Rico: I'll french the next female that passes!
*Chu-Chu comes around the corner and, just like Rico says, gets frenched for 5 minutes straight*
Chu-Chu: ACK!Chu...Chu....kissed me,Chu. I've never been kissed like that ever! I, I, I think I'm in love, chu.
Rico: OH $#%^!!!(runs away)
Chu-Chu: Wait, my love! We can make babies chugether!(runs after him)
Billy: BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Fei: Man, that was F%^&*@ up!
*Suddenly, a big blast is heard out side*
Elly: What was that?!
Fei: I don't know, but it sounds like trouble!
Elly: Lets see who's attacking us in the crew room!
*They go there*
Fei: Bart! Who's attacking us?!
Bart: They look like four gears that I've never seen before!
Fei: I'm going out! Elly! Get Citan and tell him to take Fenrir out with him!
Elly: Right! (Goes to get Citan)
Fei: Bart! You coame with me too!
Bart: Finally! It's time for some ACTION!
Outside the Yggastril
Aya: This is too easy! This weaponry weak!
Millenia: These other gears suck!
Jade: Aww! This whole mission sucks! I can't even feel their attacks!
Nora: I still think it's wrong to do this you guys...
???1:Their they are!.......WTF?! OPIOMORPH?! AND WELTALL AND AMPHYSVENA FUSED?!
Nora: ?! Is that Fei I hear?!XD XD XD!!!!!
???2: Damn! How does she knows your name?! Let's kick their asses!
???3: Now waitaminute! We don't know who is even piloting these gears!
???2: Who FRIKKEN CARES!?
Fei: Shut the hell up Bart!
Bart: But Fei! These people are tearing up the ship!
Fei: We need to clarify who we are fighting! Like Citan said!
Citan: Quite Bickering! You there!(points to Millenia) State your buisness!
Millenia: We are hear on-
Aya: Shut up Millenia! The'll know that we work for-
Nora: NOO AYA! If you say that we work with the person then the'll know!
Jade: WE WORK FOR THAT ANGEL DUDE, KRELIAN!
All Girls: JADE!!!!
Jade: What?
Fei: Krelian?! He's still alive?!
Citan: Where is he?
Aya: We can't tell you that.
Millenia: Enough talk. Lets fight already!
Bart: So you want to come to an early grave do you?!
Millenia: For your information, FART, I am DEMON. I can't die.
Fei: Your face...It looks so familiar...
Citan: Come on Fei! Snap out of it and let's fight them!
Fei: Ok! HOYAH!!
*They all fight each other for 1 hour until then...*
Aya: Mwahahahahaha! Y'all are so weak!
Bart: Pant, pant...You maybe gorgeous, but that won't stop me from beating you!
Millenia: BORING. Come ON!
Citan: If I weren't so bent outta shape, then you'd not be talking now.
Nora: Shut your pansy @$$ up! I hate you. CHAOS BLADE!!!(Totals Fenrir)
Bart: ARRGH! Citan! He's down Fei!
Fei: Come on Xenogears! Help me out here!
Jade: Tee hee hee hee! This is too fun to end, but I gotta kill ya now. GOLD CLAWS!!(Rips appart Andvari)
Fei: I'm all alone!
Millenia: Yes. Now, Aya, LET'S FINISH HIM OFF!(glows with red aura)....STARVING TONGUE!!!
Aya: Gladly. LIBERATION!!!
Fei: AHHHHHHH!!!(Heart beat sounds are heard)
???:Let me Kill them Fei.
Nora: Could it be....? I hope it is!
???: You couldn't beat them, so let me do it for you.
Fei(by this time, the heart beats faster): O....k....Id...
*Xenogears shines in a red light and turns red itself*
Id: I think it's that time to die, am I right
Nora: IT'S HIM!!!!!(Drools)
Jade: (Is staring at Id lovingly)
Aya: Dude...What did you do to them?
Id: What?
Millenia: You made them all googly-eyed at you.
Aya: That's what.
Id: Really?(looks at Jade and Nora)....O.o
Nora: Ohhh, you're soooo cool!(drools some more)
Jade: Wait...Aren't you Fei?
Id: Yeah, so?
Jade: We got orders to kill him and his friends! We gotta kill you.....
Millenia: Oh WELL! DIE YOU FAKE DEMONIC JOCK!
Id: ME? a Jock? I don't think so! KISHIN!!(Millie's gears breaks down)
Millenia: ARRRHG! DAMMIT!
Id: Who's next?!
Aya: Millie! You MONSTER! EARTHSHAKE!!!(And shoots 500 rounds at Xenogears)
Id: ...Whatever. Goten X. Yawn.(Weltysvena crashes)
Aya: UHGH!!!
Id: Looks like it's just you two and me. I feel terribly remorseful for my fangirls after they die. So sorry to do this but, see ya. (Shoots a Big Bang at Jade)
Jade:(Is enjoying being defeated by The Demon of Elru)^___^
Id: (Turns to Nora)Hmm, What should I do about you?
Nora: AHHH! OH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST DON'T KILL ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Id: Too late! (does Guided Shot at Opiomorph)
Nora: EEP!(Guided Shot does nothing) I'm alive!
Id: What happened?!
Nora: Opiomorph! Use Wave #4 Devastator!(Opiomorph does what it's told)
Id: WAHRG! That's it...GOSHINPUU(made-up move)
Nora: AAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
*Wave #4 and GOSHINPUU hit eack other ans explode along with the ship*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
What happens next? Find out in Chapter 3! ~SalAmanda
(=Where setting is
*=Narrator-dude is talking
~=What character is thinking
=where character is
ChApTeR tWo: The Encounters
Aya: Just how the $%^& is this hallway? (takes a cig from hammerspace and lights it with her PE powers)
Guard: You'll soon find out...
*They all stop at a bolted door*
Jade: Why'd we stop for?
Guard:(Unlockes the door and pushes all four girls in, then lockes it back up)
Nora: AHHHH! What is this place?!
Guard:(outside the room) This is the "Testing Room".
("Testing Room")
*The "Testing Room" is a GIGANTIC room filled with wels*
Aya: What the hell?!
Millenia: Those things! They're everywhere!
Nora: From my experience playing video games, these must be wels......But that means.....Oh...My...Gawd....We're...we're...in Xenogears. WE'RE IN XENOGEARS!!!!! : D
*Appearently the wels heard her, and they turn to attack*
Jade: ?! They're coming staight for us!!
Millenia: $#%^ $#%^ $#%^!!!!(starts shooting wels with her crossbow)
Nora: Oh I forgot! Wels attack humans because we have something they don't. So we gotta kill them before they kill us.
Aya: (alrready fighting of some of the wels with her guns) NO $#%^ SHERLOCK.
Jade: AIYEEEE!(furiously attacks a Redrum-like wel, but her attacks are as strong as crap)
Wel: Ruahruuuhhh(translation: What a wimp.)RAHAHAHAHAHA!
Millenia: Jade hon, I don't think you are doing any damage. Here. Try this. (hands her Nunukachus)
Jade: Alright! (whoops the wel's @$$)
Nora: I think it's time to open a can of Kick-@$$ on these things, eh?(takes out daggers out of hammerspace)KYAAAAHHH!!!
*After about 30 minutes*
Aya: Pant...pant...I think that was the last one...
???: Very good. Now procede through the door infront of you.
*They walk over the mass of dead bodies and go through the door*
???: Good. Step on the pedistal
Nora: This voice sounds strangly familiar...
*They do as they are told, yawn*
(???'s room)
???: Hello ladies. Nice to meet you all.
Nora: (gasps and goes into Fangirl mode) KRELIAN!!!!!(screams like a fangirl)
Jade: ~This man's really cute! :D~
Millenia: Nice pad you got here....uhhh...
Krelian: As your freind apparently screamed, it's Krelian.
Nora: (Drools)
Aya: (stares at her companion, then back at Krelian)~Whoa. If I kinda lok at the angles, he IS cute!~
Millenia: ~Am I the ONLY one who doesn't think that Krelian's cute?~
Krelian: (uses mind-reading to read their thought)~....Whatever.~ I have brought you here for on-
Jade: YOU BROUGHT US IN A JAIL CELL THROUGH A STUPID WARP PAD THING, ONLY TO BE ATTACKED VICIOUSLY BY WELS?!
Krelian: Well...yes.
Jade: RAGH!_ DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!(tries to attack Krelian)
Nora: JADE! NO!(holds her back)
Jade: ARGH! LEMME GO! LET ME GO!
Aya: JADE! Calm down!(to KRelian) You brought us here?
Krelian: For One reason: to be Elements.
Nora: But what about Dominia, Kelvena, Tolone, and Seraphita?
Krelian: They were fired and assigned new jobs. I want to make you the new Elements because of your power. You all showed extremely good power while fighting the wels. So I-
Aya: You saw us fighting?!
Nora: I hope you got my good side!
Krelian: -put you four through what most Gebler soliders would fail miserably at: a full-scale attack from my wels. And from what I've seen, that qualifies for being a Element. Good job.
Millenia: YAY!!!! Wait, what are we again?
Nora: Elements!YESSSSS!!!!!IN YOUR FACE, MOM!!!!!
Krelian: Aya, You are the leader and the Earth Element. Millenia, you are Fire. Jade is Wind and Nora is Water. Now you have a choice between wearing the old Elements' uniform-
Jade: We want ours.
Krelian: Deal. Anyways, you will be having missions. And to get started, I want you to sabatoge the ship called Yggastril's engine. Good luc.
Nora: But that's wrong! My three favorite herocharacters are on that ship!
Krelian: Ok. If you want to eat food from the Soylent System, that's ok with me.
Aya: NO! We'll take the job!
*Our heroines now head to the gear docks*
(Gear Docks)
Nora: Will we have crappy gears like the old Elements?
Krelian: No, you get to choose what you want.
Nora: Well in that case, I want Opiomorph.
Krelian: Fine.
Millenia: Could I have Deathscyth? Please? I just LOVE DUO MAXWELL!
Krelian: Done.
Jade: I always wanted Liger Zero...
Krelian: Can it fly?
Jade: Yes.
Krelian: Ok. And Aya, What do you want?
Aya: ...............uhhh....I waaaaant.....Amphysvena but make it look like Weltall 2.
Krelian: Gotcha.
*Same place, but at night....ZZZZ*
Millenia:(trying out a very womanly-like Deathscyth's wings)HELL YEAH!!
Jade: (testing Liger Zero's Gold Claws attack on Opiomorph)Alright! The controls are cool too! And there's rocket wings!
Nora: Hey! I'll get you for that!(uses that damned Wave #4 Devastator on Liger Zero) Ha! Try that again and see what happens!(Flashes the newly installed daggers for the gear)
Aya:(Walks out in the newly transformed Weltysvena) You two quit it. We need all the fuel, armor, and magic power we can get. I hear that this is going to be a big battle.
Millenia: Who are we fighting against?
Aya: From what Krelian told me, It's a boy named Fei, a man named Citan, and some king named Bartholowhatever. We can start the raid tonight. Is everyone prepared?
Everyone except for Aya: Yes Ma'am!
Aya: Right We'll be leaving shortly
*After 30 minutes of talking,gear upgrading,and mouth-stuffing, they head off towards the Yggastril*
(Yggastril, Gun Room)
Fei: Whoa, Elly. You lookin' fine tonight.
Elly: Why thank you. I could expect more from a certian clergyman I know.
Billy: Well soooooorry!
Rico: You should be mean to ladies, preisty boy.
Billy: Shut up, freak! How the hell should YOU know how to treat a lady right? You're probably gay for all I care!
Rico: Why you little-
Billy: Take one more step and you'll never have offspring ever.
Rico: Try me.
Fei: You sure 'bout that Rico? I mean, this is your manhood he's talking about!(cringes)
Billy: It's not like he cares anyway. I bet he's never even approached a girl in his entire life!
Rico: Yes I have!
Elly: Prove it.
Rico: I'll french the next female that passes!
*Chu-Chu comes around the corner and, just like Rico says, gets frenched for 5 minutes straight*
Chu-Chu: ACK!Chu...Chu....kissed me,Chu. I've never been kissed like that ever! I, I, I think I'm in love, chu.
Rico: OH $#%^!!!(runs away)
Chu-Chu: Wait, my love! We can make babies chugether!(runs after him)
Billy: BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Fei: Man, that was F%^&*@ up!
*Suddenly, a big blast is heard out side*
Elly: What was that?!
Fei: I don't know, but it sounds like trouble!
Elly: Lets see who's attacking us in the crew room!
*They go there*
Fei: Bart! Who's attacking us?!
Bart: They look like four gears that I've never seen before!
Fei: I'm going out! Elly! Get Citan and tell him to take Fenrir out with him!
Elly: Right! (Goes to get Citan)
Fei: Bart! You coame with me too!
Bart: Finally! It's time for some ACTION!
Outside the Yggastril
Aya: This is too easy! This weaponry weak!
Millenia: These other gears suck!
Jade: Aww! This whole mission sucks! I can't even feel their attacks!
Nora: I still think it's wrong to do this you guys...
???1:Their they are!.......WTF?! OPIOMORPH?! AND WELTALL AND AMPHYSVENA FUSED?!
Nora: ?! Is that Fei I hear?!XD XD XD!!!!!
???2: Damn! How does she knows your name?! Let's kick their asses!
???3: Now waitaminute! We don't know who is even piloting these gears!
???2: Who FRIKKEN CARES!?
Fei: Shut the hell up Bart!
Bart: But Fei! These people are tearing up the ship!
Fei: We need to clarify who we are fighting! Like Citan said!
Citan: Quite Bickering! You there!(points to Millenia) State your buisness!
Millenia: We are hear on-
Aya: Shut up Millenia! The'll know that we work for-
Nora: NOO AYA! If you say that we work with the person then the'll know!
Jade: WE WORK FOR THAT ANGEL DUDE, KRELIAN!
All Girls: JADE!!!!
Jade: What?
Fei: Krelian?! He's still alive?!
Citan: Where is he?
Aya: We can't tell you that.
Millenia: Enough talk. Lets fight already!
Bart: So you want to come to an early grave do you?!
Millenia: For your information, FART, I am DEMON. I can't die.
Fei: Your face...It looks so familiar...
Citan: Come on Fei! Snap out of it and let's fight them!
Fei: Ok! HOYAH!!
*They all fight each other for 1 hour until then...*
Aya: Mwahahahahaha! Y'all are so weak!
Bart: Pant, pant...You maybe gorgeous, but that won't stop me from beating you!
Millenia: BORING. Come ON!
Citan: If I weren't so bent outta shape, then you'd not be talking now.
Nora: Shut your pansy @$$ up! I hate you. CHAOS BLADE!!!(Totals Fenrir)
Bart: ARRGH! Citan! He's down Fei!
Fei: Come on Xenogears! Help me out here!
Jade: Tee hee hee hee! This is too fun to end, but I gotta kill ya now. GOLD CLAWS!!(Rips appart Andvari)
Fei: I'm all alone!
Millenia: Yes. Now, Aya, LET'S FINISH HIM OFF!(glows with red aura)....STARVING TONGUE!!!
Aya: Gladly. LIBERATION!!!
Fei: AHHHHHHH!!!(Heart beat sounds are heard)
???:Let me Kill them Fei.
Nora: Could it be....? I hope it is!
???: You couldn't beat them, so let me do it for you.
Fei(by this time, the heart beats faster): O....k....Id...
*Xenogears shines in a red light and turns red itself*
Id: I think it's that time to die, am I right
Nora: IT'S HIM!!!!!(Drools)
Jade: (Is staring at Id lovingly)
Aya: Dude...What did you do to them?
Id: What?
Millenia: You made them all googly-eyed at you.
Aya: That's what.
Id: Really?(looks at Jade and Nora)....O.o
Nora: Ohhh, you're soooo cool!(drools some more)
Jade: Wait...Aren't you Fei?
Id: Yeah, so?
Jade: We got orders to kill him and his friends! We gotta kill you.....
Millenia: Oh WELL! DIE YOU FAKE DEMONIC JOCK!
Id: ME? a Jock? I don't think so! KISHIN!!(Millie's gears breaks down)
Millenia: ARRRHG! DAMMIT!
Id: Who's next?!
Aya: Millie! You MONSTER! EARTHSHAKE!!!(And shoots 500 rounds at Xenogears)
Id: ...Whatever. Goten X. Yawn.(Weltysvena crashes)
Aya: UHGH!!!
Id: Looks like it's just you two and me. I feel terribly remorseful for my fangirls after they die. So sorry to do this but, see ya. (Shoots a Big Bang at Jade)
Jade:(Is enjoying being defeated by The Demon of Elru)^___^
Id: (Turns to Nora)Hmm, What should I do about you?
Nora: AHHH! OH PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST DON'T KILL ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Id: Too late! (does Guided Shot at Opiomorph)
Nora: EEP!(Guided Shot does nothing) I'm alive!
Id: What happened?!
Nora: Opiomorph! Use Wave #4 Devastator!(Opiomorph does what it's told)
Id: WAHRG! That's it...GOSHINPUU(made-up move)
Nora: AAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
*Wave #4 and GOSHINPUU hit eack other ans explode along with the ship*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
What happens next? Find out in Chapter 3! ~SalAmanda