Idiots Of The Round Table!
By: bugsplee
What's A Pilot?-Plot: Lazlon and the other idiots must try to rid a monster from the town.
What's A Pilot?
The screen opens up to a small village where was in-between two mountain ranges. There was a big pineapple-like castle and ther were lots of small wooden huts in the shape of a smiley face.
Narrator: Ahh, the calm-th town of Toonshire. Let's see-th what kind-th of trouble-th will rise-th.
Now we zoom into a nearby hut with peace signs and little lights on it. Suddenly, a big yellow-skinned boy with a green jacket-like suit and armor came out of the hut.
Edth: I am happy-th!(trips)
Lazlon: Edth, do try-th to be careful. There's poles everywhere-th!
Waffleton: Poles! I love-th poles...and newts! Splee-th!
Lazlon: Now, now, fellow idiots. Today's the day!
Edth: Day for what-th?
Then, two girls came over, screaming in fear.
Krystalette Hollyshire: MONSTER!!(runs away)
Lazlon: Oh, yeah! Today's "Run-th Away From-th the Monster Day"!
Waffleton: Monster?
Edth: The evil-th monster from the far-th west of Toonshire.
Lazlon: He's evil-th...
Edth:...has big sharp-th teeth...
Lazlon:...and is purple!
Waffleton: AAAHHH! Purple!
Then, a short boy with a striped suit of armor and a rabbit with a orange suit of armor came in the scene.
Lazlon: Hello, Billth and Sir Whiskerson!
Billth: Come quick-th!
Whiskerson: King SpongeBon just send-th the Mighty Phantom Knight into battle-th with the monster!
Waffleton: Splee-th! I'm a big fan-th of the Mighty Phantom Knight! Let's watch-th!
Edth: Yeah-th!
The idiots ran off, unknowing the small evil-looking shadow in the background.
Shadow:(laughs evilly)
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Meanwhile, at the town square, we see tons of random toon running away from a giant purple monster with nothing but pants and a giant wooden club.
Eduardo:(roars) I AM A GIANT MONSTERSO!
At the time when the idiots appeared at the scene, the Mighty Phantom Knight came in.
Phantom Knight: Fear not-th, good citizens of Toonshire! I, the Mighty Phantom Knight have come-th to rid this town of this evil-th monster!
Eduardo:(roars)
Then, the Phantom Knight uses his spear and tries to stab the beast. But, the monster grabs the spear and swings the knight around and around until the boy falls into a cart of hay.
Phantom Knight:(growls)
The Phantom Knight charges at Eduardo who quickly jumps up into the air which makes him miss the beast completely. Then, the purple monster returns down from the sky and lands onto the knight.
Eduardo: Mi bueno!
Lazlon: Oh no-th! The Mighty Phantom Knight has fallen-th!
Edth: What can-th we do-th?
Waffleton: Why can-th we do-th it ourselves?
Billth: Yeah-th!
Whiskerson: Let's show-th that monster what we're made of-th?
Whiskerson, Waffleton, Edth, and Billth ran off into the battle without Lazlon.
Lazlon: Guys, wait-th for me-th!
The monster was about to eat all of the fruit and food until the idiots came into the scene.
Edward: Oh, great-th! It's the town idiots!
Johnnie: This is gonna-th be good-th!
Billth: Take-th this, you evil-th monster!
The boy tossed a rock on Eduardo's back. The beast turned around a roared loudly.
Edth: Run away-th!!
Then, the monster started chasing the idiots as Lazlon helplessly watched them.
Lazlon: What can-th I do-th? I can't fight-th other creatures-th.
Suddenly, the monkey heard some noises in the alley. He tip-toed up the alley and saw a small tiny microscopic creature with one eye and had a gray beard and wore a wizard outfit. He was using his magical powers to secretly control the beast.
Lazlon:(gasps) Planktonimor!
Planktonimor:(turns around) What the?! You!
Lazlon: What are-th you doing?
Planktonimor: Run off-th. I'm trying-th to control the evil-th beast to take over-th the kingdom!
Lazlon: WHAT-TH?!
Planktonimor: Yeah! I'm gonna-th take over-th the kingdom using the beast!(laughs evilly)
Lazlon: You can't do-th this, Planktonimor!
Planktonimor: Watch-th me!
Then, we see Eduardo preparing to squeeze the life out of the idiots.
Lazlon:(screaming)
The Mighty Phantom Knight got up and once again charged into the beast. But, as he ran, he had run over Planktonimor.
Planktomimor: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Suddenly, the creature's eyes turned from blood red back into its normal eyes.
Eduardo: What's going on?(looks at idiots) Hello.
Then, the Phantom Knight charged himself into the beast, causing Eduardo and the idiots to fall onto Edward and Johnnie.
SLAM!
Edward: Ow-th.
Billth:(pops up) Hooray!
The toons cheered for the Phantom Knight.
Waffleton: I love-th you, Phantom Knight!
The toon stopped and stared at the gray cat strangely.
Waffleton: I meant I LIKE-TH him. As a fan-th. You know-th.(chuckles)
END
That's the end of the pilot episode of "Idiots Of The Round Table!". Stay tuned for the next episode, "Best Fiends Day!"
-Bugsplee