Last time: Draco told me that there were ghosts at Hogwarts, but I think he was joking around just to freak me out. Did I mention that I'm afraid of ghosts? Totally, deathly afraid. It's a phobia, really.

So, now I'm in the chamber off the great hall, when suddenly, four GHOSTS came through the wall! I screamed and ran for my life.

Then McGonnagal came in.


The American Take on Severus Snape

I bumped right into her. "What in the world are you doing!?" she asked, surprised. "G-G-G-G-GHOSTS!" was my reply.

See, I've had bad experiences with ghosts. Very bad experiences. In America, near where I lived, there was a haunted moor. I was three, bored, and I didn't know it was haunted, as I had just moved there. See where this is going?

So, after a while of wandering around, I decided that no one was paying attention to me. After a while of wondering what I could do to rectify that, I decided that the most logical solution to that problem was to go missing.

As I said, I was three.

My best friend lived across the street, so I knew that my parents would think that I was going over there. Little did they know, I was going around the back of our house and onto the moor.

Long story short, I had a run-in with a very unfriendly ghost, got lost, and immediately after had a run-in with a very unfriendly wooden spoon. It was all very traumatic.

I've always wondered why I didn't come out of it with a phobia of wooden spoons, really.

Anyway, as it stood right now, I was still going with, "Run for your life!". Apparently, McGonnagal wasn't having any of it.


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