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Ron's 12 days of victory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. On the first day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

Five brothers and a sister for free!

"You're lucky to have three older brothers…"

"I have five, Bill and Charlie have left school, and there's Ginny too…"

"Have fun Ickle Ronnikins! …"

2. On the second day of Christmas good Merlin gave to me…

A pet of my own!

"This is Scabbers, Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow, wanna see?"

"Get that filthy cat away from Scabbers!"

"What are doing to him? He's not Pettigrew, he's my rat!"

3. On the third day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A letter from Hogwarts!

"It's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well! …"

"I'm Ron by the way- Ron Weasley! …"

"Whatever house she's in, I'm hope I'm not in it…"

4. On the fourth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

My first best friend!

"Is it true? Do you really have the- the scar?"

"At least I warned you about the dragons! …"

"No, no, no, don't you remember? I told you that Seamus told me that Parvati was told by Dean, that Hagrid was looking for you, Seamus didn't really tell me anything- It's sort of obvious after you'd figure that out! …"

5. On the fifth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

Hermione!

"I'm going to bed before one of you comes up with another stupid idea to get us killed- or worse; expelled! …"

"Hermione? You're a girl! …"

"She cried for a week after you left…"

6. On the sixth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A swim with some mermaids!

"Harry Potter sir! They've got your wheezy! .."

"And they tied me up- so I had to fight them off single handedly! …"

"What were you gonna do? Snore at them? …"

"And you- you 'elped! …"

7. On the seventh day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

The Quidditch Cup!

Weasley is our King!

Weasley is our King!

He never lets the quaffle in!

That's why Gyffindors all sing,
Weasley is our King!

8. On the eighth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

My first girlfriend!

"It looks like he's eating her face, doesn't it? …"

"Won-Won! …"

"Does she actually expect me to wear this? …"

9. On the ninth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

My own deluminator!

"To what use did he think you would put his deluminator, Mr. Weasley? …"

"Put out lights I s'pose…"

"It doesn't just turn the lights on and off…"

"It was a ball of light, kind of pulsing and bluish…"

10. On the tenth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

An evil broken locket!

"Do it, Ron!"

'The sword flashed, plunged: …'

"Finishing off the horcrux. Saving my life…"

11. On the eleventh day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

Two fangs and a kiss!

"It was Ron, all Ron's idea! …"

"And then he thought of it! The basilisk! …"

"We've forgotten someone! …"

"The house elves, they'll all be down in the kitchen, won't they? …"

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A wife and two children!

'Running at Ron, she flung her arms around Ron's neck and kissed him full on the mouth'

"Don't get too friendly with him though Rosie, Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood"

"If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you! …"

'Lily and Hugo laughed…'

"Why are they all staring?"

"Don't let it worry you, it's me I'm extremely famous! …"

A/N: Yayness! Gayness! Another chapter done. I beg you to review. Thanks again to Toffrox33! You're awesome! Mwah! Cheers Please Review!