Yay chapter 2! for some reason I have been watching a lot of Harry Potter Puppet Pals I have no idea why but if I post my next chapter late blame that.
I do not own Kingdom hearts!
If I ever see you again Cloud i'm gonna kill you!
Roxas was balancing on a light fixture, his tail swishing desperately to keep his balance. Below him was a loud, annoying, killer dog. Now I know what your thinking: who in their right minds would get a cat when they have an evil dog? Well, two dumb blondes who didnt know their evil sister was coming to stay and she brought her killer dog with her, of course.
"'Go have fun' he said yeah, I bet he knew about this and is sitting there enjoying every second knowing i'm being tormented. Well, Cloud if we ever meet again you better kiss your tail goodbye!...Great now i'm talking to myself!" Roxas hissed at the dog below him "Stupid dog, there's no way you can get me your to fat,"
Roxas looked up from the dog somthing was moving outside...
"Squirrel!"
With that the dog was out the door.
Roxas:1 Dog:0
Roxas looked down and prepared for his jump when he was hit with a baseball. He tumbled to the ground, but because he was a cat he landed on his feet.
"Stupid furball," It was the evil sister or better know as the old hag. Roxas turned so they were facing eachother.
"This town aint big enough for the both of us," Now if only I had one of Demyx's water guns...
The old hag grabbed a baseball bat from the stand next to her. Roxas unsheathed his claws, crouching he got ready for the attack.
"Larxene!" A sudden ball of energy,that could compete with Sora, slammed into the old hag sending her sprawling on the floor.
"Marluxia! Get off me!"
Ok I should probably get into introductions other why's I will confuse myself so OK. The old hag or bug breath, another thing I like to call her due to her hair style and how her breath smells in the mornings. I mean if she so much as breaths on me I swear my fur will fall off! I'm getting off track here. As I was saying her name is Larxene.
The ball of energy that just slammed into her is her boyfriend, Marluxia or my nickname for him Flower boy, for his strange passion for flowers, or should it be Bug boy? I will have to think about it.
Now the younge blonde from the pet store, you know the one with the mullet/mohawk? Thats Demyx or better known as,by his friends, Water boy.
The other blonde is Luxord, my nickname for him is Workaholic pants or somtimes Alcoholic pants, though the alcoholic one works better, i'm gonna stick with that one.
The dogs name is Savage which is very acurate if you ask me, but I also like to call him Dead meat cause I will find away to get him into that shredder thing in the sink! I think its called a garbage disposal? Well, Alcoholic pants always tell Water boy not to put silver wear in the garbage disposal. Amazing what I can learn on the first day. Now that I think about it what is silver wear? Ah well, all I care about right now is finding a way to get that little Savage into that shredder! Hahaha I fell a plan forming! Dead meat you are going down! Hence the name Dead meat...Great now i'm rambling. See what this house has done to me! Ugh, now i'm starting to sound like Sora.
The sound of foot meeting jaw snapped Roxas out of his thoughts.
"Ouch! What was that for?"
"Being an idiot!"
Shaking his head at the two Roxas walked to the entertainment room.
"Hello, little kitty," A deep voice snarled above him. Roxas backed away, his fur fluffed up. In front of him was Savage, his black fur stood up and his lips were drawn back in a snarl. Imagine Cerberus with only one head and you'll get the picture.
"I thought you were going after a squirrel," Roxas slowly backed away.
"And leave my new toy? Now why would I do that?" Savage matched him step for step. Roxas took a quick look behind him. The kitchen was two rooms over if he could just make it...
Barking echoed through the house as Roxas fleed, his feet skimming over the ground, his belly fur brushing the floor. Passing the doorway Roxas ran into the living room. He quickly ran through the room and ran into the kitchen. Jumping onto the counter he looked around the room.
Garbage disposal, garbage disposal, God, where the heck is the sink!
Roxas ran across a slippery black thing, his tail flicking rapidly. The dog flew into the room, with no hesitation he jumped onto the counter and crossed the black thing. Savage quickly gained on Roxas, he was inches away from him when Roxas lost his balance and hit a hook sending a dozen pots and pans onto them. Roxas dug his way out of them to come face to face with a wall, he turned on the spot to see Savage right in front of him. He looked around trying to find away out, finding none he turned his gaze back to Savage. He was trapped.
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Cloud ran out of the bed room. Running blindly he ran into a wall. He shook his head rapidly and a particular pair of panties fell off his head.
Why can't humans understand we do NOT wanna see them undress.
He jumped down the stairs and in the kitchen. The smell of bacon filled the house as the residents made brunch. A blonde sat at the table, her hair reached her shoulders, she wore a small white dress and has beautiful blue eyes.
There was a man standing by the stove. He had long silver hair, he was wearing a red T-shirt with an unzipped black jacket over it. He had on black leather pants and military boots. He was making bacon and eggs and for some reason sausage. Cloud licked his lips, he could go for some sausage. With that Cloud walked over to the table and leaped into the girls lap.
"Get out, you!" The silver haired man shouted at him.
"Uncle Sephiroth, he's not causing trouble," The other girl came down the stairs. She had shoulder length red hair with a white tank top and long, purple skirt.
Yeah! Im not causing trouble...yet
The man,Sephiroth, only ignored her and put the food on some plates. Cloud noticed that he left some bacon, and sausage on the counter. He jumped off Namine's lap and trotted into the living room. OK need a distraction, he searched the room, his paws ended up taking him to the couch. Cloud dug through the cushions until he found a strange, rectangular, black thing with some round things on it. Cloud carfully prodded one of the buttons. His eyes snapped to a bright, red light. He prodded the thing again and more lights came on! Suddenly very excited he started trying to capture the lights as they came on. Cloud lifted his right paw and slowly brought it closer to one of the lights, with quick cat-like reflexise he brought his paw down onto the unsuspecting light. An ear-splitting noise screamed into Clouds ear. He jumped a foot into the air before pelting off the couch. Looking around the side of the couch he relized it was the t.v, which had the volume up all the way.
Sephiroth's black military boots came into view as he stormed into the room. Taking this as a sign to get the heck outta there, Cloud raced back into the kitchen. He was about to run up the stairs when he remembered the reason he went into the living room in the first place. Like a spy from one of the those action movies Sora likes so much, how in the world he got them I will never know, Cloud launched himself onto the counter and none to gracefully snatched the remaining food items. Feeling quite proud of himself he forgot a small factor in his almost brilliant plan, and that happened to be a very loud girl named Kiari.
"Give me those!" Kiari went to take the food out of Clouds mouth, but being the smart kitty he is, he did what any reasonable cat would do, run! Cloud flew off the counter, slipping on the floor, he ran for Namine's room. He found that the dresser was open a crack.
"Great, just what I need, more womens underwear," Sighing he made his way to the dresser. Cloud easily slipped into it, and crawled to the back. He heared Kiari run in, in desperation to stay hidden he buried himself in the clothes.
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"Gotta get away, gotta get away, gotta get away!" Sora ran full pelt throught the house. Behind him was a mad man with a gun! "Im sorry I did'nt mean it! How was I suppose to know that that was'nt a litter box!" He grabbed onto a curtain and tryed to climb it. Sora's eyes widened as he relized there was no way he could climb the curtain in time to get away from the mad man, so with a heavy heart he let go of his only source of comfort at the moment. Seeing as he had to be small enough to fit under the lazy chair, he dived for it. He clawed his way under and flattened himself down.
Im having a strange feeling of deja vu
Sora stared at the feet that were right next to the chair. He dared to look up at the man hunting him down. He had long grey hair, with some white in it, that was tied into a pony tail, he had scars all over his face, and an eye patch over his right eye. He wore a simple white T-shirt, and black jeans. He didn't have on any shoes, or socks for that matter. The man held a gun in each hand. Sora watched, wide eyed, as the man walked around the chair and into the other room. Trying to intimidate the people in those movies he watched, he snuck out from under the chair. As quietly as he could, he made his way to the cat door.
"There you are!" Not even bothering to look back he pelted out the door. Low to the ground Sora raced throught the yard, not caring about the mud getting stuck in his fur, he jumped into a tree and climbed to the top. Sora watched the door from his spot in the tree,but the man never came outside. He climbed down from the tree and slowly made his way back to the house. He padded over to the mans room to find out he had given up the chase.
My fur is gonna turn grey in this house.
Sora calmly turned back to the lazy chair. A good nap is in order, nodding to himself he jumped onto the chair and fell into a dreamless sleep.
done, still short but done. Read and Review or Cerberus will eat you!