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Chapter two
Mama…?
Several minutes later…
Oishi finally awake from his unconsciousness, he rubs his dizzy head. While Tezuka who sits not far from him, ask him whether he's all
right or not. Oishi just nod his head then he looks at Tezuka "Tezuka? I had a dream, in that dream... Eiji become a baby." Tezuka just stays silent, and then Oishi lets out a chuckle and continue to say "that strange, right? Hahaha I'm weird. But he's kind of cute." Then Oishi moves his eyes and focus to the others who are sitting quietly. "What? Why did you all so quiet?"
Echizen who is leaning on the wall finally speaks "Oishi senpai? That was true"
"Eh?" a blink
"Eiji senpai turned into a baby"
"WHAT!" he looked at Tezuka and then asked whether or not Echizen was only joking... or... not? Since Tezuka didn't reply any
single word... Inui finally tell the fukubuchou that what he saw earlier was reality not a dream. Still in his state of shock, Oishi tries to get a hold
of himself, and recognizes that Fuji was missing. "Where's Fuji?"
"I'm right here." Fuji comes out from the health room, carrying baby Eiji, whom is only wrapped by Fuji's towel. The baby in his embrace
lets out a chuckle whiles his hands played with Fuji's hair.
"! My GOSH!" Not able to get a hold him self again, Oishi... collapses again. Tezuka again caught Oishi as he fell.
Looking at the scene, Momoshiro whispers to Echizen and tells him that 'catching Oishi senpai will become Buchou's habit', which still
could be heard by the Buchou. The captain looks at him with his glasses glance twice "I heard that, Momo!"
"Ssshh, baka…"
"Nani? Mamushi?"
"Ssshhh?"
"You two… GROUNDO 20 LAPS!" ordered the captain after he put the fukubuchou on the sofa, which is followed by Momo and Kaidoh
immediately and running outside. Upon hearing the loud voice from Tezuka, Eiji became scared and started to cry.
"Ahh! Don't cry, Eiji! Sstt, please stop crying, dear! Tezuka? Can you be quieter?" as he pats Eiji's back softly, he looks
sharply to Tezuka.
"Sorry..."
A 'sweatdrop' can be seen on Kawamura's and Echizen's head... since when did they captain afraid of Fuji?
"I-data..."
"Ugh..." Oishi finally awake "What happened?" then looks at Eiji "gasp! EIJI?"
"QUIET!" another yell from Fuji which makes the baby cries again.
"Ma! Sorry dear, sorry".
"Let me take care of him!" as he said that Oishi takes Eiji from Fuji's hand and rubs Eiji's back softly then singing "sweet little baby, sweet little baby, please sleep." The song makes the baby stop his cry then chuckle.
"Hmm, Oishi and Fuji can become good mothers… I-data."
Tezuka glares at Inui "INUI!"
"QUIET!" yell Oishi and Fuji in unison.
"'Sweatdrop' … Sorry…"
"Tezuka may become the 'husband afraid of wife' member… I-data."
An angry vein pops on Tezuka's face "I-nu-i!" try to control but has already lost his self control. Seems like he is ready to strangle
Inui.
"Mada-mada dane."
"Gyahaha!" the baby chuckles innocently. Oishi hesitated, and then looked at the baby. He smiled and kissed Eiji's cheek, "Good baby!"
"Ara… did you just kiss Eiji?" a grin from Fuji, which makes Oishi blush, "but he is a baby."
"But still Eiji..."
"I-data..."
"... I-nu-i. Stop that I-data right now. You have to take care of this!" seems like our buchou already annoyed hearing another I-data from Inui
"Err, all right. It seems I have miscalculated my juice and..."
"Indeed..." said the Ichinen.
"We have to take care of Eiji." Said Kawamura while he looks at the baby in Oishi's embrace
"...Luckily, we are still on holiday, so.."
"Eiji must stay with us." As Oishi said that Kawamura nods his head
"I will make an antidote then." Said Inui which is being reply by all the regulars, who become chibi in unison "YOU HAVE TOO!"
"Er... yes" a sweatdrop
"Well..." Tezuka crosses his hands, "Inui will make the antidote." Then looks at Kawamura "Kawamura, are you sure you want to come?"
"Yes, why not? This is our responsibility anyway. I can't just leave."
"Hmm, didn't you say earlier that your father needs your help?" Fuji stops his hand which still been played by Eiji then looks at Kawamura
"Gyahahaha, agu..."
"Ano... guys..." Oishi's tone slightly panic
"Ah, yeah, but..." Kawamura don't want to leave them to take care the mess, anyway they're team mate
"That's all right. You'd better help your father."
"But Buchou?"
"Guys?" another word from Oishi, this time a little louder but still couldn't be heard by the other since they busy with Kawamura
"That's not fair..." this time our Ichinen who stayed silent from the beginning, joined the conversation.
"What's not fair?" ask Tezuka as he glares at Echizen
"Nothing, just talking to myself".
"GUYS!" this time Oishi word finally catch other attention
"What!" ask the regulars in unison
"He's just peed!"
Massive sweatdrops'
"…… I'll take another towel… Echizen? Lend me yours." Said Fuji
"What! Iyada!"
"You have to!" Fuji opens his eyes indicated that he's serious. All that Echizen can do is sighing and go to take his towel with Fuji. So
Fuji leaves with Echizen to take a towel. Meanwhile, Oishi takes off the wet towel, and asked Tezuka to search for balm or sweet-smelling
oil on the medical shelf in the health room. Oishi then asks Kawamura to take some warm water. Then asks Inui to buy milk or baby food or
anything that a baby could eat…whatever…finally after several minutes Fuji comes in with Echizen "Here." Then gives Oishi a towel.
Oishi cleans the baby with the warm water and another towel, and then rubs the balm, Tezuka found, on Eiji's body, "Thanks."
Baby Eiji seems to like the touch and lets out another chuckle which makes Fuji smiles "Eiji really likes smiling and laughing."
"Yeah." Said Oishi who eventually makes a diaper "There."
"Ma…ma…" said Eiji so sudden, upon hears the mama part Oishi blushes
"Well, you are a good mother." Teases Fuji, Tezuka just stay silent, while Echizen and Kawamura tries to hold their laugh.
"No laughing!" Glared Oishi, who is still blushing. Suddenly Momoshiro comes in after finishing his running "I'm done."
On his back his rival Kaidoh still hissing "Hhh... hmm... what's going on?" Kawamura tells Momo and Kaidoh what happened and about the
Plan.
"? HAH! We have to take care of Eiji-senpai! Us!"
"WAH!"
"AH! QUIET!" Oishi carries Eiji again to stop his cries while Fuji tries to talk to him "Ssttt, dear, don't cry." Kaidoh... seems don't
have any objection
"We can use my house" said Fuji then continue "my parents went to Nagasaki for a business trip or something, nee-san went on holiday
with her friends, and Yuuta will not go home for a while, so my house is empty."
"Are you home alone?"
"Well, I wanted to stay at Eiji's house, we had already discussed it, but since he has turned into baby…"
"I see." Said Oishi who still carrying Eiji
"I'll phone Kikumaru's parents to tell them that he will stay in your house for three days or so." Said Tezuka as he nods his head.
"Okay, emm... Oishi, let me carry him?"
"Uh, okay." The fukubuchou lets Fuji carry Eiji, and once again the baby playing with Fuji's hair
"It seems he likes Fuji's hair. I-data…" Inui pops from nowhere with his notebook, which make Echizen almost falls down even Kaidoh jumps
a little. Momoshiro already jumps 2 meters away from Inui
"Did you buy what I asked you?"
"Hm? Oh, yes. Here." The data man gives Oishi a plastic bag full of instant milk, baby food, baby napkins and a baby's feeding-bottle
"Fuji, take care of Kikumaru for a while. We will go home to take our clothes." Ordered Tezuka
"Um I'll take some of my brother's clothes; Eiji-senpai will catch a cold if he only wears a diaper." Said Momo who still rubbing his chest
"Fine, meet me at my house. Oishi, will you help me with Eiji until they arrive?"
"Ok, then I'll go with you first."
"Except for Inui and Kawamura, if there's a runaway, 1000 laps."
Massive sweatdrops'...
To be continued
Tifa: Hehehehe, imagine a bunch of boys taking care of one baby, who
could ever guess what may happen next? Mwahahahaha!
Eiji: Nyah! And I can't even talk there!
Tifa: Err... sorry Eiji, but you are so adorable.
Eiji: Ano? Is there going to be any pairing?
Tifa: Hmm, I think so, all x baby Eiji?
Eiji: That much?
Tifa: Hmm, I'll think about the pairings later or… maybe there won't
be any real pairing. XD