chapter 2 rr
red and brendan and smogon walked out of viridian forest which was next to viridian city where viriian gym was.
"lets go to viridian gym" expositioned red.
"yes" said brendan.
suddenly before they could make it out of viridian forest into viridian city a wormhole opened infront of them! out of the wormhole stepped a chinese businessman in a suit.
"no... it can't be... junichi masuda?!" said red (that is the creator of pokemon for any uneducated fake fan reading this)
"i remember you. you were the one who gived me my mew."
"no that was santa" smogon reminded him.
"oh yeah lol. i actualy don't know this guy."
"your wrong anyway goy" masuda interupted. "i am not junichi masuda. im JEWnichi masuda the owner of jewtendo! i have come here 2 invite the legendary villains smogon and brendan 2 join my evil team "rr"."
"what does "rr" stand for?" asked red.
"like i'd tell u" laffed masuda. "what kind of dumb idiot villain would just tell the hero there evil plan and make it easyer 2 foil?"
"all the villains in ur games?" laffed red.
"fuck off!" laffed masuda. "anyway will u 2 join me?"
"no" sayed brendan. "i will not abandon my bro red this time."
"yes lol fuck these 2 cucks" sayed smogoon.
"good" sayed masuda as he rubbed his hands together. "come through the wormhole with me to the rr headquarters."
"should we just follow them in and stop them?" suggested brendan.
"good idea lol" sayed red.
"wtf u can't do that" complained jewnichi. "shofu stop them!"
suddenly a very black man emerged out of the wormhole 2 stand in our heroes way.
"oh no its shofu the sworn enemie of verlisify!" red explaimed.
"yo dats right u furfoolz! my boy masuda called me here 2 rep the rr gang."
"what the fuck is he saying?" asked berndan.
"thats his pokebonics" explaned red. "hopefuly it doesnt get offensive enough 4 our story 2 get taken down."
"those mods be some weakass haters if they do dawg" shofu sayed. "anyway u bitches want 2 go thru dat wormhole u gotta go thru me 1st."
"ok" sayed red.
and then they got ready 2 battel.