Yeah... I just saw a comment from a guest saying 'WTF'. Well, most of Simply Stupid is like that! All I can do is laugh at it since that's basically what Simply Stupid IS about. Anyways, Sudrian Stupids was inspired by two Nintendo DSI animations I made in mid-2018... At the same time as the development of Rider Prick!!! and chapter 1 was the perfected version of a comic I did later on!

I don't own Thomas... That's a fact! So Read, Review, and Enjoy!

At The Smelter's Yard...

"*clank! thud! bash!* THOU THOUGHT THOU THOULD ESCAPE THE CONSEQUETHES OTH THWYING THO THOOT ME WITH A MITHLE LAUTHER, HUH?! THOU THOUGHT THAT THI THEEDED THWIED THICKEN THO HEAL FROM A BWAIN INTHURY, HUH?!" A voice filled the entire yard as Molly was smacking Emily in the face with a comically large metal baseball bat with her tongue. Poor Emily was hanging upside down from the cieling as Molly berated and beaten her.

"Ahm sorreh Ah woz raesos!"

"OH REATHY? *spits the bat at the ceiling...*THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE YOU OUT OF THIS IS IF YOU GET YOUR IDIOTIC HEAD OUT OF THAT TOWER OF A FUNNEL YOU HAVE! He's mine!"

"Grr... WELL SORREH AH WAS RAESOS TO YE, YE RAESOS! YA SAID YE AEVE DE MIND O' AN AFRICAN-AMERECAN HUMAN WOMAN IN GREH SKIN AND NUH! HE ES MINE! *creak*" The chains that were holding Emily began to fail. "Ah cripe! *creaking causes Emily to loosely hang from the cieling...* NAENAENAENAENAENAE- *CRASH!* AH THA SMARTS..."

All Molly could do was smirk, thinking that she had her revenge.

Last week...

Thomas was resting at Knapford station... Being all alone, he could rest for a little bit before working again, being the useful engine that is high AF... That's what he is essentially, after looting a marijuana stache by accident in the 1990's. Continuing on, he was having dreams of Brighton, the other E2s and if they weren't scrapped in the 1960's, his friends being their usual selves, Emily and Molly beating the living crap out of each other (Little did he know said engines are a little too attatched to him) and-

"*hic!* Hehe! *hic!*" Said Stirling Single was parked right infront of him, hiccuping for some reason. For the first time in her years of operation, the poor Single was drunk enough to look like a sushi roll with lots of salmon eggs and even drunker to start talking about random subjects.

"Emily, shut up you Scottish whore... What do you want?" The E2 asked as he rolled his eyes, not taking heed to the condition Emily was in.

"*hic!* Like what you see?" Emily then said in a English accent. Thomas looked at Emily and behind her tender... Nothing was there.

"..."

"I SAID, DID YOU LIKE WHAT I BRANG?!" The Stirling then shouted out with an even more accurate English accent.

"I don't see anything you brought, Emily... I see nothing." The hammered Emily then spoke in a flirty voice... or what sounded like one.

"AH BEN HOMPED BAH BLOODY SHEEP WEE THAN YE, TOMMEH! BED MEH AND WE'LL SEE! WE'LL SEE!" All Thomas could do was wince and cringe as Rosie pulled up from behind, dragging in a snoring Molly... The poor Claud Hamilton took over for Henry last night on bringing the so-called 'Flying Kipper' to the docks, leading to three accidents and her operator with a broken leg. If Henry decided on a new name for the delivery service, it would be called 'The Fishing Boat's Miscarraige' ... and that is a HORRIBLE name!

"Hmph! Leave Thomas to the Americans!" Rosie then proclaimed as she then attempted to wheesh at Emily. It then backfired, covering her in steam and forced her to move up right next to Thomas, causing even more traffic when James arrived with a coach full of tourists.

"FECK NAE YE STOOPED FAT-ARSE! NAE FAT-ARSE AMERECANS CAN STOP MEH FROM SAYIN THAINS! NAE EVEN A WORLD WAR TWO ITALIAN PAINTIN' RECLAIMER LIKE YA!" The Sterling shouted out as she then made faces with dilating eyes. Rosie then looked at Thomas with nervous eyes after after seeing Emily's dilating eyes.

"I think she should go to the Steamworks, Thomas. You should bring her there." Emily then heaved and vomited onto the tracks, much to the disgust of Thomas and Rosie. With a heavy sigh, Thomas complied.

"Right..." With that, Thomas swapped tracks, swapped again and then began shunting Emily towards the Steamworks backwards. All while Emily was singing obscenities... literally singing.

"Under de spreadin' chesnot treh~, I sucked ye and ye f#$@ meh! Der lie dey an' ere lie we! 'Neath de spreadin' chesnot tre-"

"Emily, SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!!" Thomas hysterically screamed out in embarrassment. When they passed by Molly, who was beginning to wake up... The drunken Emily then said something that was one of the reasons this chapter existed.

"HA! MOLLEH'S FECKIN' BRAIN ES AS BLON' AS 'ER PAIN'JOB!" But as mentioned before, they are idiots. Molly then woke up suddenly with rage in her eyes after hearing that comment, but Thomas and Emily left too soon for her to make a comeback.

"*sigh* B!tch *snort! snort! starts choking... cough! cough! ptoo!*" Molly tried to spit, but instead, she spat out a piece of her graying brain (The prefrontal cortex!) and mumbled something before passing out. "Hng... Rosie... help..."

Later at the Steamworks...

Emily slowly opened her eyes in a sober state. Almost 12 years of constant scrumpy consumption went down the drain when she noticed that Thomas was staring at her with a stern face.

"Eh... Wha happened Tommeh? Ded Ah go overbor'?" All Thomas could do was groan as he then said what she did while drunk.

"Well, let's see..." The E2 then said to himself. "You called Rosie a fat#ss, since she's an American, you know, burgers and all. You sexually harrassed me, even though locomotive reproduction is done through building an engine... that was pretty awkward. You then claimed that Victor's an illegal immigrant. Before we left Knapford, you started singing about human sexual intereactions and said that Molly's brain is as blonde as her paintjob. Right know, I think Molly's healing from having a huge chunk of her brain spat out."

"Oh... Ah guess Ah had a wee too moch scrumpeh..." Thomas then gave her the stink eye.

"... Ya think?"

"Wha? Ah wuz dared by Douglas!"

"DAS WOT YE GET EF YE MESS WETH DONNIE AN AEH!" Douglas shouted across the Steamworks facility. Emily then thought of a comeback after nervously looking at Thomas.

"... SHADDAP, SHREK!"

"AHM NAE SHREK! YER SHREK!"

All Emily could do now was grumble to herself. "Shaddap Douglas..."

Chapter 2 end...

This was based off of the first animation I have done about Simply Stupid. It was part of the fist set of storied involving Simply Stupid's development.

References:

1. The last six panels of the original Sudrian Stupids comic

2. My second Simply Stupid animation... It was promptly called Emily the Drunken Scott... Problem was that she isn't an A1

3. The reason why Thomas and Clarabel smoke is all because of a drug-busting operation

4. Yes, Thomas knows that the E2s are almost extinct... Otherwise he wouldn't have seen that scrapped E2 in the Scrapyard

5. Sushi rolls

6. The Fishing Boat's Miscarraige

7. Rosie attempted to mimic Percy by wheeshing

8. One of the first SR US Tank Engines were filmed in a documentary during the final months of World War II... Said locomotive was hauling the stolen paintings that were pilaged by Adolf Hitler's Nazis since not only was WW2 a war on Jews and a stop on Japanese Imperialism, but also a war on art itself!

9. An altered version of Under The Spreading Chestnut Tree... Specifically used in George Orwell's 1984:

"Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree, I sold you and you sold me~ There lie they and here lie we~ 'Neath the Spreading Chestnut Tree!"

10. If Victor was an illegal immigrant... This story's also inspired by the Trump Administration's war on illegal immigration by abusing the political powers of ICE

11. Shrek

That's all folks! Hope you all like the cover I made!