Sorry if some things dont make sense i forgot what happened in the first chapter :(

Finn POV

[Name: Finn. Age: 14 Rating: Awesome]

I thought about what FP said as I walked through the grasslands towards my tree house. Was I afraid of fighting them? Maybe but I wasn't about to tell her that she would think I'm weak! I approached my tree house; eyes closed, and bereaving in the fresh non fiery air. I didn't have a problem with the smell of flames but it's nice to take a break.

Suddenly my feet were not walking on the flat grassy area but on air instead. I would have cheered that I learned how to fly if it wasn't for the feel of strong arms picking me up by my pack.

"Finn you retard your late for band practice." A deep female voice boomed. I sighed I almost forgot today was so hectic I almost bailed on band practice.

"Sorry Susan I have had a long day." I slipped out my pack and faced her, my arms crossed. She blew some hair out of her face and dropped my pack.

[Name: Susan. Drummer]

"You better show up. We would suck even more without a bass….. If that's even possible." She growled and dashed in the opposite direction towards Ice King's place. Yeah Ice King sort of turned over a new leaf and started our band Adventure Bob-omb.

After a few minuets of walking and a half an hour of climbing I finally arrived at my band practice.

"Oh look its Finn! Hiiiiii Finnn!" The old man waved. His un normal mouth stretched into an odd smile.

[Name: Simon "The Talent" Petrikov (Ice King)]

"Oh.. hey Simon …" I placed my bass strap over my shoulder and took my place next to ice king. For a creepy guy he sure could sing.

"Ok let's start with launchpad Mcquack!" I fist pumped the air all my stress emptied when I walked in. I noticed the weird look on his face. Was it something I said?

"That's not the name of the-"

"WE ARE ADVENTURE BOB-OMB ONE TWO THREE FOUR" Susan shouted like this all the time if you ask me it's sort of a reflex to start playing

Hey kids you can play along to Adventure Bob-omb at home! It's easy because they kind of stink….. look this song only used 3 chords! G,C,Em! 4/4 rock, hard, sloppy.

I can't be sure but I think I heard you crawl through the door. You didn't say a word. And I think you tried to go to bed, but instead you went to the floor. You've been out drinking with the other boys again telling them no we are only friends. Making out and making noise oh stop pretending. That really isn't the ending! And I will stop resenting you when you stop resenting me. Oh oh oh I waited up late maybe a bit to late when you finally came in. Where do I end and where do you begin?

You've been partying with guys I've never met. Drinking soda and eating candy killing brain cells and killing me. Oh stop pretending that really isn't the ending and I will stop resenting you when you stop resenting me. Why don't you stop pretending that this game is never ending? And I will stop resenting you when you stop resenting stop resenting stop resenting stop resenting me!

"That was kind of fast" Ice King sighed and bowed his head scratching his chin. I nodded my head in agreement I looked at our only fan Young Jermaine who seemed happy just too be here.

"Hey!" Ice King seemed so happy he might burst, "I got us a show for battle of the bands at the-

AT THE ROCKIT [Fun Fact: this place is a toilet]

My eyes searching for the one girl I wanted to see. I suddenly noticed my sister cake her boyfriend Lord M and My half gay awesome roommate and bro Jake. I slid towards the small group over hearing Jake's audible sigh.

"Lady couldn't make it." He seemed upset and stared at the floor.

[Name: Jake Rating: 7.5/10]

"You can hang with us guy!" Cake perked up patting his back. Jake eyed Lord M and lifted his eyebrows at the sight of the monochromicorn.

[Name: Cake. Rated "T" for Teen.]

"Who's your friend Cake?" He didn't take his eyes of the poor guy.

"This is Lord M" She sighed hopefully the Bull dog won't take her boyfriend like last time. The horsey thing gave a curt nod and I small 'hey'. Jake held out his hand and seemed to want a hand/hoof shake Lord M seemed to respond without thinking.

"Nice to meet you" Jake whispered in a seductive tone. Lord blushed and stared at him dreamingly.

"uhh…yeah!" Lord M would of stared into his eyes for longer if I hadn't interrupted….. thank glob I did.

"Hey Cake thanks for coming you are my only friend!" Of course it might have been a little exaggerated but, hey whatever.

"Aww you know I will always show up to your horrible band shows you know that!" She gushed pinching my check. I huffed in annoyance swatting her paw away. I would of said a horrible comeback if Cake didn't stare at something behind me. I turned around noticing a younger Princess Bubblegum. Her friend chocoberry strutted behind seemingly nervous.

[Name: Bonnie Bubblegum. Status: Totally crazy]

[Name: Chocoberry. Status: Totally scared.]

Before I could say anything I was enveloped in a bone crushing hug. I forgot to mention I sort of never broke up with her. If FP does show up I have some explaining to do which I don't intend on doing.

"h-hey you're younger! T-that's great…" I stuttered, not sure how to handle this at all. Out of the corner of my eye a flash of red strutted towards me. I nearly cried this is horrible.

[Name: Serena v. Flame. Status: Finn is an Idiot.]

FB stared at PB

PB stared at Cake

Cake stared at FB

Jake stared at Lord

Suddenly everyone shot death glares at me I had to think fast! Not a problem I have the best 'think fast' reflexes.

"I….have to…go" As fast as my tooth pick legs could take me I dashed into the backstage room. I felt everyone's eyes boring into me before I escaped their view.

"Good evening." The band we were battling was up. I and stared at Ice King who new everything. He wasn't the "Talent" for nothing.

"Ok "Crash" Wilson sings and plays guitar." Ice King didn't even have to think before saying the facts.

"Oh that guy Joel on Bass? I hate that guy!" I sneered staring at the fuzzy faces Teen.

"Don't you hate all bass players?" Susan butted in a playful smirk plastered on her face.

"Well I don't hate myself Susan." I replied calmly eager to hear more about the band who was up. Ice King scrunched up his nose and stared at the drummer through the curtain.

"I found out they got a new drummer recently. Their old drummer was insane and lapsed into a coma or something." Not disturbed by the information Ice King looked back at us arms crossed.

"So who's the new guy?" I asked curious because I couldn't quite see him.

"It's a…GIRL" He spat dramatically. We both looked at Susan who through gritted foamy teeth shouted just enough for the whole place to hear.

"THAT GOT A GIRL DRUMMER!?" Everyone stared at the stage trying to see who cried the outburst.

"She's their secret weapon they call her Trasha, and she's eight years old. I heard they discovered her at the Ooo land Arcade, playing Drum Mania. She has so much A.D.D., It's not even funny."

"Anyway I'm Crash and these are the boys." Crash stated his voice low and depressing. Suddenly a voice bellowed from the balcony.

"Is that girl a boy too!?" Jake laughed nearly falling out of his chair….. Although we couldn't say the same about Crash.

"Yes!" Crash sneered as the little girl flipped the birdie. Jake seemed taken back but didn't react much. Without missing a beat Crash continued his opening talk.

"This is called" I'm so sad so very very sad." It goes a little something like this. ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

SOOOOO SAD!

"I can't believe it that song was only 0.4 seconds long!" Young Jermaine stated stunned while holding up his watch.

"Your all to kind" Crash the chronically depressed singer smiled waving a little.

"It's not a race guys!" Jake once again screamed laughing. Crash stared at him and talked into the microphone not so calmly like last time.

"This song goes out to the guy who keeps screaming from the balcony. It's called "I hate you please die." Everyone prepared for another 0.4 song but was stunned by the 3 minuet song. Too bad it was really bad.

After being fed up with the competition we sat down on a couch backstage. Surprisingly it was Susan who broke the silence.

"Did you notice that PB started to dress like me? First it was the dress and now my skirts." Before anyone could answer her theory Crash's voice filled the room.

"This song is called "ZOG" It will be the last song for the both of us!" Crash manically laughed, causing Ice king to face palm.

"This song is horrible. It usually just knocks out most of the audience out for 20-30 minuets." He shrugged and continued to listen.

"So FP how do you know Finn?" Cake nudged eager to find out yet another one of Finn's love interests. FP not wanting anyone to know about their relationship quickly muttered that she was a friend. Cake satisfied looked over to the stage only to find everyone knocked un conscious.

"What the heck happened?" Cake stared at the bodies lying on the ground. She turned to tell her boyfriend Lord when she saw Jake and him making out.

"Jake! AGAIN!?" She screamed but noticed her bro's band on stage getting ready. Just as we were about to begin a crash echoed through the wall along with a fiery feeling.

" ! Consider our fright BEGUN!" Suddenly a flaming punk flew towards me, fist forward at lightning speed.

"Everyone get off the stage!" I yelped puling of my guitar and throwing it to Young Jermaine who caught it perfectly.

Suddenly fist met flaming fist as Flame Prince's speed was cancelled out. Before he could react I sucker punched his face sending him flying

REVERSAL!

"Alright Alright." Flame Prince chuckled slowly getting off the floor.

"Finn!" Jake called not taking any of this seriously.

"What?!" I yelled as he dashed up to The Prince and kicked his stomach with enough force to send a bear flying.

"Watch out for that one guy!" You could hear the smile in his voice as he chuckled some more.

"Thank you Jake!" I screamed sarcastically jumping up to meet Igneous in the air.

"He's going for the air juggle!" Ice King smiled enjoying the fight that didn't involve him for once. Susan's usually bored expression was filled with shock as she stared at the scene before her.

"That guy is so toast. Doesn't he know Finn is like, the best fighter in the providence?" As she said this I did one more fatal upper cut and kept punching him as hard and as fast I could.

"45...50...56...60...64 hits! He beat his record!" Susana and Ice King shouted fist bumping. With all the remaining energy I did one final hit and sent him flying at the ground at speed that would make a cheetah jealous. For some reason he seemed to be completely fine!

"So Finn, you are as good as they say." Igneous spat fixing his hair and jacket…. i couldn't believe it not a single scratch!

"W-who are you anyway?" I stuttered my hands were burning from his skin and honestly I didn't like it one bit!

"I am Igneous Molten! Flame Princess's first evil ex boyfriend!" Jake and Cake stared at Flame princess in disgust and shock while she gave them a sheepish smile.

He lunged at me and attempted to knock my teeth in out I quickly blocked with my arms.

"Are we fighting over Flame Princess?" I whispered just low enough for him to hear. I sure as heck didn't need Princess B to hear that. Igneous stopped and ceased attack for a bit. He seemed taken back by my question.

"Didn't you get my email and letter explaining the situation?" He seemed completely serious I almost laughed but I realized I might die so I held it in.

"I- I skimmed it." Nervous of his reaction and my face I was on my toes for his response.

"I delivered…that letter…in…the...middle...of a….blizzard….YOU WILL PAY!" He changed his tactics and attempted to kick my face but I bent backwards nearly braking my back and tried to swipe his feet from under him but, to my dismay he jumped. I disliked the silence and decided to start a conversation with my opponent.

"So when did you date Ramona?" I attempted to kick his side but he side stepped trying to punch me in the process.

"I d-don't want to talk about it!" He spat as I grabbed both of his fists canceling out any attacks.

"Come on man dish! Got any embarrassing stories?"

"Y-your mom is an embarrassing story!" He tried to over power my grasp but I was stronger and didn't let him.

"I was 11 and it was lava ball season. And for some reason all the little jocks wanted me. Igneous was the only non jock non stupid guy around for miles but what did I know? We joined forces and took them all out. We were one heck of a team. Nothing could beat our fire abilities. We only kissed once and after that I told him to head home." Flame princess finished and sat back down crossing her legs. Igneous finally fished out of my pained grip and spat in FP's direction.

WARNING THIS GETS CHEESY

FINN SINING

IGNEOUS SINGING.

The hot head started to sing and everyone was not prepared and died. I'm joking but he did start to sing….joy

If you want to fight meeee you are not the brightest!

Suddenly me, Susan, Jake, Cake, PB, and young Jermaine took the stage pointing at Igneous. And I sang back

You won't know what hit you in the slightest!

Suddenly a bunch of flaming hipster chicks surrounded igneous

Fire balls girls! Take these suckers out!

All the enemies flung fireballs at the team of us but we weren't going down that easy!

Let me tell you what I'm all about!

We crossed our arms and a force field popped up saving us.

You and your fireballs, and your flaming hipster chicks! You're talking the talk and its pretty slick! You think you're great! But you're missing the point you got to have friendship and courage and whatever

We all pointed at him and he held out his arms a little nervous.

"That doesn't even rhyme!" He shouted ready to try and attack again.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled throwing a drumstick at him like a missile. It hit its target and he held his head in pain.

"This is impossible how can this be!" He shouted. I launched towards him, fist ready to meet face.

"Open your eyes and maybe you'll see!" I gave him the biggest uppercut I could muster knocking him out

K.O!

I hadn't expected his body to turn into coins but it did! They gently clattered to the ground.

"Oh coins!" I got on my knees and started to collect them a huge smile on my face.

I hope you liked it Review please! Leave a comment for who you want the next ex to be. I already have an idea but I want to know what you think! I really like the reviews I got and alerts you guys are amazing! I'm only 12 so my writing may not even compare to the rest but I really appreciate it! Oh sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes I didn't have time to revise it sorry…..