Fifteen and up

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone at all. I do not write this to be sold, I do not write this for money. Its all for the sheer enjoyment.

Rated:T

About: Dill is Fifteen, Tommy is Sixteen, everyone else is older then them.

Pairings: Tommy X Kimmy, Dill X Lil, Phil X Susie, Angelica X Chuckie (I think that covers everyone)

Story

Dill tried to find the house he was looking for. He searched and searched until he found that it was at Kimmy's house. He opened a window and sneaked in, he creeped behind the couch and listened as he seemed to be singing in a tone deaf manner.

Kimmy giggled, "Dill is crazy." She was holding back hysterical laughter.

Angelica snorted with amusement, "Oh yeah, this could be used as blackmail. Big time."

Susie said uncertainly, "I think we should give it to Dill, that would be the right thing to do." She looked at Lil, "What do you think, Lil?"

Lil said without thinking, "I think Dill has been weight lifting." She covered her mouth and blushed bright red.

Susie and Angelica both grinned at the blushing girl, none of them knowing that Dill's face was the same color behind the couch they where sitting on.

Dill tried to scoot out of the living room before the girls noticed but Kimmy stood up and saw him, "DILL PICKLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Dill stood up, his face wasn't red anymore, "I...was coming to ask nicely for the tape. My previous plan was to knock you all out with this blunt object," He held up a flashlight, "And take the tape."

Susie put her chin on her fist and raised an eyebrow at Dill, "I will give you the tape, after you tell me how much you heard."

Dil shrugged as if it where no big deal, "I heard Lil say that she figured I was working out. Can I have the tape now?"

Lil's face went cherry red all over again and she covered her face with her hands.

Susie pulled the tape out and handed it to Dil, "Here ya go."

Dill saluted Susie, "Thank you, Miss Carmichel." He walked out of the house then yelled back at them, "A window is opened in the kitchen, if anyone wants to know. You also need a new lock for it, a more complex one."

Tommy, Chuckie, and Phil watched with disturbed expressions as Dill killed the tape with a sledge hammer.

Tommy gently took it away when Dill had finished killing the tape, "Its dead now Dill, you don't need to kill it anymore."

Chuckie cleaned up the tape, "May it rest in peace." He threw it away.

Phil found another booger then ate it, "Mmm, salty."

Chuckie gagged and ran to the trashcan, cleaning his stomach of his lunch.

Dill stared at Phil in a vacant manner, "Wow, that was really gross. And cool, but gross."

Lil came into the garage and called Phil, "Phil, mom says its dinner time." She wouldn't look at Dill.

Phil nodded then showed Lil a booger, "Look, Lillian, I found a booger!"

Lil wrinkled her nose, "Ew, put the booger away, Philip."

Phil looked at the booger, shrugged, then ate it.

Lil's eyes bugged and she looked away, "Ewwwww, Philip!"

Chuckie dry heaved and ran into the bathroom again.

Dill sneaked up on Lil and jumped on her back, gaining a piggyback ride, "Hiya Lil!"

Lil squeaked and took a step forward to catch her balance, catching Dill's legs to keep him up, "Are you crazy?!"

Dill raised an eyebrow, "Did you really just figure that out?"

Lil tilted her head up to look at Dill, "You are really light for a guy."

Dill laughed then got down, "Whatever, crazy chick." He walked away and Lil tripped him. Dill hop/skipped and caught his balance, grinning, "Nice try, crazy chick."

"Stop calling me that!"

"Crazy witch."

Lil growled and chased Dill around the garage, "Get back here you crazy, alien loving, freak!"

Dill kept just out of reach, "That hurts." He patted where his heart would be, dramatically, "Right there, a shot to the heart."

Phil rolls his eyes and said, "Come on Lil, we should get back before mom comes to get us."