In further news the city council has announced a new blood stone circle ceremony; it is to be performed after you return from the library to ensure that you return your books on time, which, listeners is important because anyone who has an overdue book is slain in their sleep. And you really don't need that blood on the sheets. The proses Is simple and easy, First go down to your local pet store and purchase a live canary or other bird , then proceed to dunk the canary or in to a vat of salt. Then build a pyre 5 feet tall and burn the canary alive. while chanting the names of the books you checked out And ,while you are at the pet store picking up that canary, buy a bag of kitraks cat food! Kitraks cat food gave us free cat food for our station cat, the one that hovers in the men's rest room. Khoshekh, Kitraks cat food is specialty made cat food for floating cats. It is made by someone called strex corp It is the only cat food made for cats that hover silently in rest rooms. Kitraks cat food has radioactive waste as the first ingredient. Kitraks gave us one year of cat food, free and all they asked was that we do this one little favor any time they asked, and let them put subliminal messaging in one of our episodes! But really listeners, is that such a big deal? I mean you were already going to buy it right. I mean come on it is the city mandated cat food? And we already have subliminal messaging from the city council why not this strex corp? I mean, come on, free cat food, great deal, right?