Glad you guys liked the first chapter! Hope this one is as funny… if it isn't I'm truly sorry. Thanks for your reviews :D Sorry for any errors, as usual, too lazy to read it through haha. Enjoy! :D
Chapter 2:
The next week, Remy got to the bar slightly earlier than Cameron, just so she could be on top of things that evening as part of her revenge.
Remy ordered a non-alcoholic soda to drink as she scanned the bar and waited for the blonde to show up.
She was half way through her drink when Cameron came into the bar, smiling as she took off her jacket and sat next to Remy.
"Hello again!" Cameron greeted and ordered a drink.
"Someone's excited…" Remy commented dryly.
"Of course! Why wouldn't I be…? Picking out a girl for you is actually quite fun!" Cameron said excitedly, "Almost like a sport! Like tennis, except it's like two against one, you know?"
"Wow you're high and you've haven't had any drinks yet..." Remy smirked in amusement.
Cameron rolled her eyes and sipped her drink, "So anyone caught your eye yet?"
"I was thinking maybe I should help you pick someone out tonight instead…"
Cameron choked on her drink slightly, "M-me?"
"Yeah… pick a gender…" Remy shrugged as if it were the most normal question to be asking.
"Um…" Cameron fiddled with her straw.
"Oh right I forgot you were straight… guess it's guys then…" Remy began scanning.
"Wait!" Cameron put her hand on Remy's arm to stop her, "I think I might prefer a girl this time… you know for a change…" the blonde explained.
Remy smirked, "A girl it is…" she looked around, "That one right there…"
Cameron looked at who Remy had pointed out; a pretty girl with dirty blonde hair, "Wow…"
"Go for it…" Remy grinned encouragingly.
Cameron glanced at Remy and then at her feet and then back up at Remy.
"What? What's wrong?"
"I've never picked up a girl before… I mean did you see how bad I was last week…" Cameron rubbed her forehead.
"Yeah I saw how amazingly horrible you were…" Remy said before bursting out laughing, "OW!" she cried as Cameron smacked her.
"Okay okay I'll give you some pointers…" Remy sighed and became more serious, "With women you have to be…"
"Confident, I know…" Cameron nodded seriously and sat up straight.
"No."
"No?" Cameron slouched back down in her seat.
"No you have to be pleading… it always works for me… you have to beg them like a puppy dog…"
Cameron cocked her head to the side, "Really?"
"Yeah you have to beg them to dance with you, and when you're dancing, you have to cling to them as if you're not going to let go… chicks dig that… you know? When you're like all over them…"
Cameron cocked her head to the other side and furrowed her eyebrows, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, Cameron, come on, who's the expert here…?"
"You are…" Cameron muttered.
"Exactly, now… go and get that hot chick before I do…" Remy gestured towards the girl and gave the blonde a little push.
Cameron sighed and slowly approached the girl who was taking a drink. Remy started laughing already but stopped abruptly when Cameron glanced back for reassurance, to which the brunette gave her a thumbs up.
"Hi…" Cameron croaked out.
"Hello…" The dirty-blonde said, smiling and checking Cameron out.
"Would you please please dance with me…? I really need someone to dance with and I'm begging you to dance with me…" Cameron said in a hurry, putting both hands together as she begged, and throwing in her best puppy dog eyes.
The girl widened her eyes a little, "Uh… yeah… sure… why not…"
Cameron grinned to herself and walked to the dance floor with the girl.
The dirty-blonde began dancing but stopped in shock as Cameron snaked her arms around her neck tightly and began swaying, almost making it impossible for her to breathe, or even dance. They were both in awkward positions, with the girl's arms dangling in the air, not knowing what to do, and Cameron's body wrapped tightly around hers.
"Uh… umm… sorry…" The girl gently pushed Cameron away, "I have to go to the bathroom… bye!"
Instead of walking to the bathroom however, she walked towards another hot girl and began dancing with her instead. The blonde's jaw dropped a little.
Cameron folded her arms and blushed, she had a feeling if she looked at Remy now, she would see her rolling on the floor laughing.
She walked back to the bar where Remy was burying her head in her arms on the table, shaking with laughter.
"Well… that went really well thanks to you…" Cameron took a gulp of her drink.
Remy looked at her with teary eyes, not being able to say anything as she continued laughing.
Cameron got on her stool, "I have half the mind to throw this drink on you by the way…"
Remy finally said, "I'm sorry… Oh god that was great…" she giggled, "Okay so I might have forgotten to add that that only worked on some girls…"
"Yeah you're a fucking horrible teacher…"
"You were like all over her!" Remy laughed, "And she was just like WHAT THE FUCK?" and she laughed harder.
Cameron squeezed her drink tightly, trying to stop her hand from lifting it up and pouring it over Remy. The brunette finally stopped laughing and sighed heavily to catch her breath.
"Okay for real this time… that girl with the white pants… she's pretty hot… you just have to go up and ask her nicely, whatever way you want… and dance with her…"
Cameron looked over at the red-head in white pants and black top. She was hotter than the previous girl. Much much hotter.
"Hot, huh? I was going to ask her myself but I guess I owe you one after that last prank…" Remy explained, "I promise this one is all you… no set up…"
Cameron pursed her lips, "Fine… I'll show you the charms of Allison Cameron…"
"Great… can't wait to see it…" Remy grinned.
Cameron gulped her drink down and fluffed her hair up a bit. Remy tried not to stare but Allison Cameron looked incredibly hot with sex hair.
The blonde took a deep breath.
"Good luck…" Remy wished her and smirked mischievously.
"Don't need it, my friend." The blonde replied with confidence and walked towards the red-head.
"I know what you're up to…" Josh whispered in Remy's ear.
"Shhh…" Remy grinned and waved the bartender away.
"Hi… do you wanna dance?" Cameron asked smiling sweetly.
The lady smiled back, seemingly charmed by the blonde's smile, "Sure, I'd love to."
Cameron made sure to keep about 1-2 feet away from the red-head as they danced and swayed to the music. What happened next, Cameron couldn't quite comprehend. She felt someone's tongue being shoved down her throat and heard a loud moan. She felt her body being pushed back against the nearest wall, and hands roaming all over the front of her body.
Cameron's eyes shot open and pushed the girl away, panting heavily, "Woah woah hold on…"
"What?" The girl said before leaning in for another rough kiss and groping session.
Cameron politely pushed her away, "You're really… eager," She chuckled nervously, "I'm sorry but I have to go to the bathroom…" The blonde sneaked under the girl's arms which were on the wall on both sides of her head.
"Ooooh… a great idea!" The girl grinned excitedly, "I'll join you in a minute so that no one would suspect anything…" She giggled and winked at Cameron, and fumbled with her belt, "I'm going to just punish you in there…"
Cameron nodded slowly with her eyes wide open, "Uh yeah… exactly…hehe… um…" she pointed towards the bathroom and practically ran to the bar where Remy and Josh were laughing their asses off.
"YOU… I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU… BUT FIRST LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HORNY HANNAH GETS HERE!" Cameron shouted.
Cameron took the last gulp of her drink and dragged a laughing Remy out of the bar.
"See ya Josh!" Remy waved good bye, chortling and stumbling out of the bar with Cameron.
"YOU'RE TAKING ME HOME!" Cameron shouted into the cold air, "NOW!"
"Yes madam… and her name is Helen by the way, Horny Helen… she's a regular!" Remy continued laughing as she walked to her car.
"GOD She's FRIGHTENING!" Cameron exclaimed as she got into the car, "She shoved her fucking tongue down my throat… BLECH!" The blonde's face was full of disgust.
"Yup… that's Horny Helen for you…" Remy chuckled loudly.
"This was way worse than what I did last week!" Cameron complained.
"What a way to get back at ya, huh?" Remy grinned triumphantly.
"You suck…" Cameron muttered.
"I blow…" Remy joked.
Cameron smacked her hard on the arm.
"OW! Okay okay… fine, next week you can set me up properly okay?? Geez!" Remy rubbed her arm gently.
"Fine…" Cameron smirked, with a hint of mischief… it was her turn to have something up her sleeve.