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Sid's Interview
IcerAger: Hello! Today I'm here with none other but Sid the Sloth!
Sid: Hi Everyone! Take that Mom, I'm on TV!
IceAger: Right, first question: How do you feel about being responsible for the herd?
Sid: Responsible? I think you mean Manny, he's the one that's really in charge and takes care of the problems.
IceAger: Of course, what I should of said is was how do you feel about starting the Herd?
Sid: Well that's completely different! I'm actually quite proud because of how big are Herds gotten. Oh and do you want to know a secret?
IceAger: YES!
Sid: Well only if you're sure...
IceAger: Tell me the damn secret! Just remember, Sloth, it was me that got you away from Rudy!
Sid: Anger problems much! Shira and Diego will kill me for telling you this but... Shira's pregnant!
IceAger: (Squeals) You gotta be kidding me? In fact if you're kidding me I'll kill you, but how do you know?
Sid: I may or may not have been eavesdropping...
IceAger: Ah naughty, naughty Sid! Back to you then, Do you you'll ever find love?
Sid: Of course! My perfect sloth's out their somewhere. She'll have long blonde hair and won't care about personal hygiene, sorta like my siren.
IceAger: You keep looking Sid! Now whats it like having to take care of Granny?
Sid: Terrible! I'm always having to take care of her and she wonders of all the time. It's just non-stop complaining! Crash and Eddie are always stealing her teeth.
IceAger: Don't you think she looks scary with them teeth?
Sid: Well yeah, but at least I don't have to chew her food for her now.
IceAger: Who do you thinks scariest out of the herd?
Sid: Either Diego or Shira. Diego's very protective of Shira and gets jealous easy if other sabers look at her or Crash and Eddie.
IceAger: There's other sabers on the Island then?
Sid: Yup! I met one called Hela but after I told her that I travel in a heard with two other sabers, she didn't want anything to do with me! Strange, right?
IceAger: Sure is! (Winks at camera)
Sid: Right anything else?
IceAger: How did you learn to speak Hyrax?
Sid: That's a ancient Sloth secret.
IceAger: Oh well, I have a request...
Sid: What?
IceAger: You like dancing, right?
Sid: OH OF COURSE!
(Sid breaks out in to a crazy dance around the studio and after 20 minutes sits down again)
IceAger: Cool! Teach me some time? By any chance was you speaking Hyrax when you was doing it?
Sid: No, why would I speak Hyrax when you asked me to dance?
IceAger: Oh well, Uh never mind. That's allthe time we have for now folks! Bye Sid!
Sid: Bye! Oh and here's a coral necklace!
IceAger: Thanks! I've always wanted one! Now see ya later folks in my next interview with ...