This story is written for close friend Rose Zaki – go check out her stuff. Rose, I hope you enjoy this crap...it shows how much time I have on my hands. Please note there will be no holding back – this is going to become downright porn...

Wet Dreams

Hermione rocked against him in a steady rhythm for the third night in a row – she swore she'd get internal bruising anytime soon. She tightened as she felt him cum inside her, literally exploding with pleasure.
"HERMIONE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
She woke with a start, knowing that she'd surpassed herself this time. Lavender was sat on the edge of the bed, practically wriggling with smugness – it was a sickening sight.
"To be fair, I don't blame you. Malfoy is an FWF."
To tired to even ask, Hermione merely grunted in enquiry.
"Fuck-worthy ferret – DUH."
Hermione groaned, burying her face in her pillow. She hated him, so why did she feel the need to cream her bed over him every fucking night? Laughing evilly, Lavender pulled her back upright, smirking a coy grin – she was about to issue the ultimatum Hermione had been dreading since the first dream.
"I promise not to tell anybody – if you tell me why Ron broke up with me."
Hermione sighed – she knew that Lavender was going to tell anybody she could reach regardless, so there was no point hiding the secret anymore.
"Lav, Ron broke up with you for a number of reasons. Do you want all of them, or just one?"
The way Lavender rolled her eyes and sneered made Hermione severely want to rip her silicon-enhanced tits off.
"All of them, you retard."
Hermione took a deep breath, and found that she was relishing it what she had to say – that bitch was in for the shock of her life.
"One – He felt pushed into the relationship in the first place. Second – you cheated on him so much that when you were together, you gave him an STI. Third – He's loved Luna since the first day they met. Fourth – you're a total control freak and have been a bitch to him throughout your dating him. Finally – when you slept together, he got you pregnant, but you had an abortion. The only reason he knows, is because Parvati told him. She didn't think it was fair that he had no say. Satisfied now?"
Lavender's face had gone completely blank, her mouth hanging open, making her look like a fish out of water. She then began to yell obscenities at Hermione, but she cut her off.
"Shout at me all you want, it doesn't change the fact that you are a whore, does it?"
Leaving Lavender gaping after her, Hermione swiftly left for breakfast.

...

Draco was lusted after – this came as no shock to him. He was tall, with wavy blonde hair, steely grey eyes, and muscles so pronounced you could see the tendons in his arms. No, what shocked him, was that he was lusted after by Hermione Granger. It was all over school – how she whispered his name, how she spunked her pants...how she moaned for him. It made him feel like the king of the world.
"Hey, Granger!"
He smirked as she seemed to shiver at the mere sound of his voice – how he loved to antagonise.
"What do you want, ferret?"
Draco moved closer to her, practically purring in her ear.
"I knew I was irresistible ..."
His speech was cut off as Granger punched him squarely in the face with as much force as she could muster. Without thinking, he channelled his passionate anger in the only way he knew – he kissed her aggressively, sweeping her off her feet. He pulled away, panting with both lust and fury. Hermione looked around to see if anyone was watching, and then swiftly pulled him into a clump of bushes, a look of desperation on her face.
"Just kiss me, moron..."