Freeze
Chapter two: Secret Diagnosis
By: Timarena
Disclaimer: I own nothing therefore I do not own Naruto…
"Just tell him."
Naruto's eyes stared straight up at a boy in dark glasses stared down at him and Kiba who smirked up at the boy. "Shino you always gave such wonderful advice!" Kiba barked smiling widely. Shino nods in response a boy in tight uniform pants his white shirt untucked under the forest green vest grabbed naruto's wrist. "What! Ah! Sai! Where are you taking me!" Naruto said as said Sai began to drag him off the roof. "Uzumaki-kun miss Anko sent me and sasuke to come retrieve you for her class!" Sai said with a wide smile on his face dragging the blonde and his bag down the stairs. "Let go!! Ow my back!" Naruto said as Sai stopped turning to him. "I know your secret, uzumaki…" he said in a taunting voice watching the blonde's eyes widen. "If you do me a favor, I'll help you get the Uchiha in your bed." Sai said with a mischevious smirk on his face.
Naruto stared blankly at the smiling dark haired raven over him. "Fine, what is this favor." Naruto said as Sai pulled out his wallet out of the tight pants pulling out a picture of him and what Naruto assumed was a girl next to him in the picture. "Okay… what." Naruto said looking up at him. "That is Kumiko, the girl who graduated with Gaara's siblings, white eyes, buns and that guy with the funny eyebrows… I've been friends with her since my freshman year and I need help convincing her that I'm a good guy to date." Sai said with a pleading look. "She heard about your past from someone I assume?" Naruto said Sai frowned nodding. "I want you to convince her I'm done with roots… I told her I was done with the place… but she doesn't believe me." Sai said putting the wallet back in his pocket.
Naruto half closed his eyes giving him the appearance of a fox, "Alright, but you-" "There you two idiots are… lets get to class." Said an annoyed Uchiha, Sai smiled and began to head in the direction the Uchiha appeared from. "So why were you trying to skip your favorite class Naruto." Sasuke said as the two walked side by side behind Sai. Naruto stared down at the floor unable to look at the Uchiha with out blushing. "I was visiting Gaara, Shino and Kiba…" he said as Sai opened the door. "Miss Anko! We have brought the Kyuubi no Kitsune!"
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Kyuubi no Kitsune, a nine tailed fox of the nine powerful demons. Naruto chose it for the orange color. In this art class you had to take on a nickname the class would use instead of their own names.
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A woman in a brown trench stopping at her knees entered the classroom from her office, walking over to Naruto glaring down at him. "So Kyuubi, why did I have to send the emotionless painter, and snake to fetch you." She said watching the blond give a fox smirk and scratching the back of his head. "I have a project due today Miss Anko?" Naruto said innocently watching her point in the direction of his shared table with Sasuke, a short dark haired girl with pupil less eyes and a napping pony tailed boy. Naruto nodded taking his seat next to Sasuke, who was working on a painting of his parents who died in a car accident with his brother who had just learned to drive.
Naruto pulled out a large paper with a large fox trapped inside a cage with two people resembling him and Sasuke. He began adding the details to the areas around the cage. "So Kyuubi whats the story behind that picture anyway." Said the half asleep man on his side of the table. "Those two people are me and Snake in a alternate universe… where I'm a loud mouthed hyper-active ninja, and my best friend left the village. The fox inside the cage is sealed inside me and as I went for it's power to defeat Sasuke… who some how got in my mind." Naruto finished hearing Sasuke snicker. "No matter what you do you couldn't defeat me, Naruto." Sasuke stated receiving a glare from the blonde. "Teme… I'm not talking to you." Naruto turns his head puffing out his cheeks
"Shadow Deer head up and work!" Anko snapped as the boy with the ponytail sat up, muttering something about being troublesome. Naruto began making paper balls and the said Shadow Deer and him began throwing them at each other. "Shikamaru-kun… Naruto-kun… you shouldn't do … that." The white eyed girl across from Sasuke said poking her fingers together. "Hinata, don't worry we wont get in trouble Anko likes us!" Naruto said snickering as he hit Shikamaru in the head. "You two are really mature." Sasuke said watching as Naruto fell backwards in his chair causing the class to erupt in laughter. "Hinata, tell Sasuke he's a teme and I'm still not talking to him." Naruto said as he stood from the floor. As Hinata began to open her mouth Sasuke held up his hand. "I heard him Hinata… Naruto stop being childish or I won't pick ramen up when I go to the store." Sasuke said as a puppy eyed Naruto clung to his arm whimpering.
Sasuke stared down at the puppy eyed Naruto, "Please… Sasuke… I'm not mad no more… please … my ramen… my second love!!" As the last three words left his lips he immediately let go of Sasuke turning back to his image. "What did you say?" the dark haired boy said. "Please Sasuke, I'm not mad no more please my ramen?" Naruto said hoping that the Uchiha didn't catch the last part of the sentence. Unfortunatly he was wrong. "No you said, my second love… what or who's your first." Sasuke said not really caring for his choice of words. Naruto began to fidget in his seat, his face turning red. "Hello earth to Naruto!" Sasuke said leaning toward the tanned face. Only to watch him faint, Shikamaru stood picking up one of Naruto's arms. "Anko-sensei I'm gunna take Kyuubi to the nurse… He fainted." Shikamaru said dragging the blonde from his chair, as he began to walk down the aisle between the tables he felt the blonde become lighter and looked over to see Sasuke pulling the blonde onto his back. "I'll carry. You open doors." Sasuke said as they approached the doors.
As they entered the Infirmary they were met with the pink haired Nurses' assistant. "Sasuke-kun are you hurt!! Do you need me to-" she stopped realizing there was a blonde laying upon Sasuke's back. "Naruto fainted, can you point me to a bed." Sasuke said, Sakura pulled back a curtain pointing to a bed, and she walked back to the nurses desk. Sasuke and Shikamaru laid the blonde upon the bed. "Hey Shikamaru, I need you to get mine and Naruto's stuff from the classroom and bring it here." Shikamaru nodded turning on his heel leaving the office as Sasuke closed the curtain sitting down on a stool by Naruto's chair. "You're such an idiot, Naruto…" Sasuke said smiling to himself pushing the blonde locks off his face. Naruto unfortunately was quite conscious, and was aware of the Uchiha now hovering over his face. Sasuke pressed his lips against Naruto's, whispering something not even the other could hear as he pulled away dropping back onto the stool.
Naruto lay with his eyes shut in shock, his best friend and crush just kissed him. 'Was Sasuke gay too? Should I just wake up and act like nothing happened.' Thoughts rung throughout his head until after a few minutes he sat up abruptly, startling the Uchiha slightly. "Naruto, you okay?" he asked the curtain opened to a shikamaru and a woman in a black top and skirt with a lab coat over her shoulders. "Naruto are you alright? Shikamaru and Sakura told me you fainted." She asked walking over to him as Sasuke stood. "I dunno what happened this jerk and me were fighting and he got all up in my face and I fainted, Shizune." Naruto said smiling as he pointed to Sasuke with his thumb, who had turned away. "Have you been eating properly lately? And if you haven't I'll have to tell Tsunade, who will have your head and Iruka who will probably yell at you, and remember what those two know then soon. Jiraya and Kakashi will know and get dirty ideas to why you fainted." Shizune said in a reminding tone wagging her finger. Naruto sat up giving his signature fox grin scratching the back of his head.
A small ring filled the room, Shizune and Naruto looked to the shocked Sasuke who looked at Shizune for permission to answer his phone. She nodded and Sasuke stood answering his phone walking out of the curtained area. "Shizune… can I tell you a secret?" Naruto said in a whisper looking down at the sheets gripping them in his hands. "Of course Naruto, here whisper it in my ear." She took the seat the raven had previously abandoned leaning toward him, who had in turn leaned toward her ear bringing up his hand. "The reason… why I fainted… I like… Sasuke… and he was so close… I thought he was going to kiss me and I became… lightheaded." Naruto whispered watching as a slight shock came over Shizune's face before turning into a understanding smile. "I understand, your fainting will be classified as misplaced stress… and you might … no… probably will need to tell him… because a secret like that can build up a lot of stress as time progresses." Shizune advised standing walking over to the curtain. "Don't worry Naruto your secret is safe with me." She exited as Sasuke reentered taking the seat beside Naruto's bed once again. "So what's the diagnosis?" Naruto looked to the raven before punching him in the shoulder. "Misplaced stress. Which was caused by you, teme?" Naruto said as Sasuke rubbed his shoulder.
A/N: I would like to thank Gackt for helping me FINALLY finishing this chapter. Ah… and SuiSasu ONESHOT that is to be written… I'm having a burst of inspirations tonight… so WHOOT!