Well, I guess the Super-geek wasn't done with us, because the next day we (oh, it's just such an awful pun!) SAW him. Not me of course, but I knew he was there.

His mommy wasn't some little old geek-caring momma's boy's-momma, either. She was GIANT. She apparently hadn't heard of deodorant, either. Phew. She kicked butt, and there we were, back in Super-geeks nerd-cave. Yay. He flashed us with the laser a couple times again. Except it worked on me.

"Oh no!" you say. "How will the ever so awesome and good-looking hero Iggy save the Flock while incapable of movement?!?!" It's not easy. But I pulled it off.

Okay, I got lucky. With all my senses gone from the ray...or beam...or whatever, I didn't smell it when Gazzy, RIGHT BEFORE we were hypnotized...'let one go'. It must've been nasty, because when the ray wore off about an hour-and-a-half to an hour-forty-five minutes later, we woke up, and geek and mommy were still K-O'ed.

Well, we thought so, anyway. Apparently Gazzy isn't capable of that yet, because they had been faking. Uber-Geek pressed an uber-geek button, and we were trapped. Aqain.

He'd learned his lesson though. No more hypno beam. He just got REALLY close to clipping our wings.

For those of you who may not know, clipping a birds wings is just snipping off the end of thier guide feathers.(Don't try this at home. Your favorite bird{or least favorite} will be Iggy-Grade pissed .) It makes them incapable of flight. And we all know how much fun a blind, sarcastic, chef Iggy is. Imagine him flightless. THERE'S a Fang-Face for you.(OW! Dammit, Fang, Max, leave me alone.) I was ready to kick his skinny geek ass when he got near me with his stupid scissors. What was really funny was that they were safety scissors. They were round all around, and were kindergarten-size. Nudge told me about that later. I nearly died laughing.

Fang managed to give him an atomic wedgie while he was turned around. Can you belive that he actually didn't notice? Apparently one too many had been given. Then he looked in a mirror. I wish I'd have seen his face, because he screamed like Angel back in the first book when she saw the Erasers.

After escaping through a well punched hole in the back wall(Thank you Max) We spent the night over fifty miles away on a lakeside beach.

I don't know what it is, but we just have a thing for beaches. Every single one has brought us a memory. Super-geek, those times Fang nearly died(DAMMIT FANG! Leave me alone!Quit the punching.) Angels abilities, and who can forget the little first kiss....(People, I'm gonna shut up about this now, or Max will beat me into pulp if Fang doesn't beat her to it.)

^Late Night^Okay. I've kicked everyone out of the room except Gazzy, and he's the heaviest sleeper, but he's my roommate. So he stays. I'm fairly sure Fang and Max are having one of thier little late-night talks. Well, I don't care. If I hea....Woah. I'll be right back....

Wierd. Fang and Max are making out. Lovely. I know all you fangirls are like "Ohmigod, Iggy, cut to the Faxness!" No. I don't care, And I really don't want to end up in a dumpster followed by Cold Case files. Not very appealing.

Anyway. I don't dare say this in public, but if Fang and Max get much more serious, in a few years, we may have a new brother or sister. Scary. Hmm...Oh! Angel has.....you'll never guess....it's so surprising....A NEW POWER! I know. Riveting, right? No. It's not really a NEW power, just an addition. Instead of the paradise bird and....other girl face, now she can become ..ANY MEMBER OF THE FLOCK. Except shorter. She is so scary.....I'm with Max on that.

And so ends another chapter with your favorite and most handsome character from Maximum Ride, Iggy.