Run Away Bride
Chapter 2: The Rehearsal Dinner. A Huge Mistake
A/N: Hey thanks for the review! I really appreciate it. Oh... Vegetsi is not destroyed and Vegeta's parents are still alive Goku and Vegeta still don't really get along but they tolerate one another. Chi-Chi and Goku aren't married yet. And what else? Oh... Sorry about not having a disclaimer. I don't own any of the db/z/gt characters or the song by Sara Evans. R/R and enjoy!
Bulma walked out of the shower to find empty containers of food lying around. They were on their way to dinner and he had to eat everything in the house before he went. Shaking her head Bulma proceeded to get dressed. First she put on her makeup, which wasn't too much, just some consealor to cover up her horrendous zit, some eyeliner, blush, and mascara. Bulma chose an off white dress and a pair of standard off white pumps. She also chose to wear the diamond necklace her dad had given her for her birthday. Bulma walked to her full length mirror to check out her look for the evening and decided that she needed a pair of earrings. The first ones she picked up were the ones Yamcha had bought her for Christmas two years ago. Bulma held them in her hand and grew furious. Catching Yamcha cheating on her was one of the lowest points in her life.
Flash Back:
"Yamcha…I'm home." Bulma called into the house, but didn't get a response. Shrugging her jacket off she finally heard to dull music coming from their room. Smiling to herself, thinking that he had remembered their anniversary after all, She made her way upstairs and opened the door to their bedroom.
"Shit!" Yamcha exclaimed as he tried futilely to cover his naked body mid thrust into a busty blonde that was poised doggy style on their bed and performing oral sex on a brunette. Bulma stood there, half way into her room staring at the sight before her.
"Surely you don't need another one, Yamcha." The brunette whinned
"No..Shut up!" Yamcha growled and struggled to stand up while wrapping the sheet around himself
"Bulma, baby, listen. This isn't what it looks like!" Yamcha excused. With his words Bulma snapped out of whatever state of shock she was in and began to laugh
"Not what it looks like?" She laughed even harder and Yamcha visibly relaxed.
"Yeah baby, it really is kinda funny." He laughed to and began to run his hands through his hair.
"FUNNY!" Pissed Bulma finally made her appearance. "If this isn't what it looks like then what is it? I just walked in on you in the act of having some fucked up threesome ON OUR ANNIVERSARY!" Bulma began. "You know what, just tell me. How long has this been happening? You owe it to me to tell me the truth Yamcha!" She seethed out of breath
"Since our first date."
"Excuse me?" Bulma asked dumbfounded
"I fucked another girl right after I dropped you off."
"Five years? You have been cheating on me for five years! Is there anything else I should know?"
"Yes. I have a son." Yamcha stated mater of factly. "But I told that bitch that she was a onetime gig and to get the hell away from me because I was in a relationship!" he tried to reason.
"You did what?! That has to be the most awful thing I have ever heard."
"Babe, let's just talk about this."
"NO! I want you out! In less than 2 hours I want you and that trash up there out!" Bulma shouted
"I don't want to lose you"
"Too late!"
End Flash Back
Not one to be foolish Bulma left their apartment and went straight to her doctor to be tested for any and everything she may have contracted from her former man whore boyfriend. The next thing she did was contact her private investigator and have him locate all the women Yamcha had been with and find out just how many children he had running around unsupported. Two hours later she pulled up back at her apartment knowing he had been with at least 100 different women and had no less than 4 children who were father less. She had the money left in Yamaha's rather significant savings and checking accounts transferred to the investigator to be dispersed evenly among the mother's of his children. All those women and the ones he had gotten pregnant and left in the cold! He was so horrible! She wished he was dead. Bulma went into the bathroom and threw the diamonds in the toilet. "I hate you Yamcha!" Then she flushed them. Bulma wanted to cry but wouldn't let herself. She straightened up and walked out the door to her car where Vegeta was waiting.
"Damn Bulma I wish she would hurry the hell up! I'm starving"
"Why would you be starving Vegeta since you ate EVERYTHING in the house?" "Because I am prince of all saiyans and I need my nourishment"
"Whatever let's just get on with this"
Bulma and Vegeta were the last to arrive for the rehearsal. They pulled up to the church and walked up the step to be assaulted by both friends and family pulling them apart to the designated areas.
"Welcome" The priest called out "Let us begin the evening with a prayer and then we will walk through the processional, ceremony and exit." He kept his prayer short and light and then he walked everyone through the whole ceremony. Vegeta and his Groomsmen, Goku, Krillin, Gohan and Master Roshi, were to stand at the front of the church to the right of the altar and priest. Ashton, the flower girl, (if she were feeling better) would walk up the aisle followed by the ring bearer and would stand by Goku. Bulma's bridesmaids would enter to their own processional song with Chi-Chi first. Then Aria, Videl and Chelsy would enter. Following that the bridal march would begin and Bulma would begin to walk down the aisle with her father as is American tradition, but in Saiyan tradition the King would walk the bride down the aisle. So instead of just Mr. Briefs giving Bulma to Vegeta, King Vegeta would join him. The priest ran them through their vows, the ring exchange, the kiss, and then the exit. The exit was the trickiest part to navigate. Generally the bride and groom exit the building first but in Saiyan tradition the bride and groom were not allowed to walk out before higher ranked individuals. So first to exit would be King and Queen of Vegetsi, then Bulma and Vegeta, followed by Goku and Chi-Chi, Krillin and 18, Gohan and Videl, Master Roshi and Chelsy. The ring bearer and flower girl would join their parents and everyone would exit. After they made sure everything was in order they proceeded to an Italian restaurant, to eat. Bulma, Vegeta, King Vegeta and Queen Rasha pulled into the parking lot. They went in to find the table their reserved table. Bulma asked the hostess to direct the remainder of their party to the table. After several minutes the rest of the party arrived and everyone began to order drinks. A few rounds of drinks and casual conversation later they placed their order.
King Vegeta and his son were arguing over the proper amount of food and how they would like it to be served when a much unexpected guest arrived. Yamcha arrogantly strutted in and asked for a chair. When the polite waitress brought him one he sat at the table directly across from Bulma. Bulma's eyes widened and her heart dropped to the pit of her stomach.
Then suddenly Bunnie spoke up, totally out of character, and proceeded to tear Yamcha apart. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE? You have absolutely no business here. I demand you leave at once. Bulma deserves to have the best wedding possible. I will not have you ruining it for her!"
"Now Bunnie dear, please calm down. We don't want to cause a scene in this fine restaurant." Said Mr. Briefs.
"Yes Bunnie dear, you wouldn't want anything BAD to happen now would you?" Yamcha responded with a menacing tone.
"If you know what is good for you Yam-head you will excuse your sorry excuse for a human being self from this table immediately!"
Yamcha glared at Vegeta daringly and said
"Is that a threat Veggie? You should really learn to control that temper. It would be so sad if you lost something you loved because of it."
With that Yamcha paid the waitress for his drink and left the table. Everyone watched for Bulma's reaction. She just took her food from the waitress, smiled and began to eat.