The glee club watched as Will paced back and forth in front of them. Regionals was just a couple of weeks away, and every single one of their songs were being done by other groups- even the ones they weren't going to perform during competition! He growled, "It can't have been Sue. She hasn't been let near the school, let alone this room for weeks. Someone else is undermining us."
"But who would do that? Vocal Adrenaline?" Puck raised an eyebrow, "Do we threaten them that much?"
"Vocal Adrenaline has a bigger ego than you, Puck." Rachel rolled her eyes, "Besides, they've never even been to Lima High. It would have to be someone with an ongoing argument with someone in New Directions."
Santana smirked, "What about your journalist stalker, Berry? He sure has done some pretty messed up stuff in the past to get to you, and he's interviewed all of us here at least once."
She shuttered, "God- I hope not."
Will shook his head and sat down in the chair in the center of the room as Kurt grinned evilly, "We need a plan. A stake out. We need to figure out who's doing this as soon as possible, and I, for one-"
"I've got a theory," The Spanish teacher looked around at the group as he sang, "That it's a demon
A dancing demon -" He rolled his eyes at himself, "nah, something isn't right there."
Tina shrugged, "I've got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside his whacked Broadway nightmare" Everyone looked at Rachel.
"I've got a theory, we should work this out." Finn bit his lip.
Tina, Brittany, and Quinn joined him in song, "It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing all about?"
"It could be witches
Some evil witches." Finn cowered under Quinn's and Mercedes's glares, "Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were
Persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and
Women power and
I'll be over here." He quickly sat down before he got smacked.
Brittany looked seriously thoughtful, "I've got a theory
It could be bunnies." Everyone stared at her in wonderment.
Quinn coughed, "I've got a -"
"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies." She looked around, self conscious, and tugged at her blonde ponytail, "Or maybe midgets"
Tina laughed, "I've got a theory, we should work this fast."
Will nodded and harmonized with her, "Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed."
"I've got a theory," Rachel stood and faced her fellow glee club members, "It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together
What's in this place that we can't weather
Apocalypse," she smiled, referring to Sectionals, "We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?"
The others smiled at each other as they got the message she was sending, "What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die." A couple of them paled at that sentiment, taking the words seriously.
Rachel pursed her lips, "Hey, I've died twice."
"What can't we face if we're together?"
Will placed his hand on Matt's shoulder, "- What can't we face?"
"What's in this place that we can't weather?"
"If we're together," the teacher smiled at the others.
"There's nothing we can't face."
Brittany gulped and looked around nervously, "Except for bunnies…"
Everyone laughed at her as they sat back down. Puck shook his head, "Okay, this 'suddenly bursting into song' crap like we're in some kind of musical is so not cool. What's next? A tap dance?"
Rachel rolled her eyes, "The glee club is a group to celebrate music. Of course we're going to sing. It's how we express ourselves when regular words don't cut it. New Directions also showcases the different talents students may not have known they had."
"Yeah, but I'm not Gene Kelly or Neil Patrick Harris or whatever."
Finn raised an eyebrow, "Who?"
"They're very talented men. Gene Kelly was in Singing in the Rain whereas Neil was not only in Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, but he was also in Rent in Los Angeles." Rachel studied Puck, "Though, how do you know of them?"
Puck laughed, "I dated you for a week, Berry."
Kurt rolled his eyes, "You're conversation is very interesting, but there are more important matters at hand. We just sang a song from 'Once More With Feeling' an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer season eight without any sheet music. I think that if Puck took Mr. Schuster's part, we could use it for Regionals."
"Kurt, you are absolutely right!" Will smiled, "We may have a shot yet. Let's go through it again, Puck, I'll help you out. We have a lot of work people! Let's get to it."