This seems to be a very popular story for just being on for only a couple days. Sorry for not warning you about the OC Tsukune, but I honestly don't like his character very much originally. That's why I mixed up Sasuke's character in my Naruto Revolution story because who in their right mind likes Sasuke? But my Sasuke is way more likeable!
On with the story!
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Naruto was sitting in class. He didn't quite know how he had gotten there, but he had. One moment he was walking to school with Tsukune and their new friend Moka, and then he was in class staring weirdly at this blonde lady.
"Hello class! My name is Shizuka Nekonome! And I will be your homeroom teacher!"
'Good! I didn't miss much.' Naruto thought to himself.
He turned to his left and saw that Tsukune was sitting right next to him, sweating profusely. He wondered why.
He looked back at his homeroom teacher, only to see a tail sticking out of her skirt. Very….. Neko….
"As you all know Youkai Academy is a school for monsters!" Naruto then felt sweat reach his forehead, but he kept a straight face. He couldn't say the same for Tsukune, who was shaking.
'Kami Tsukune….. It's not a bad thing or anything right? I bet there are a bunch of normal people here!' Naruto thought optimistically.
"We need to maintain our skills from hiding from the humans; who can't go to this school; by staying in our human forms. It's against school rules to reveal your true forms!" Ms. Nekonome said.
'Well that doesn't sound good in the slightest, but at least we can play it off, cause I'm not going to another school.' Naruto thought, looking at the hips of a black haired girl sitting in front of him.
"The reason why we have to use our human forms is because humans have taken over every inch of the world! They own all of the schools, all of the stores and just about everything else in the world, so we must learn to coexist with them in order to survive." She said as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
"I don't understand why we have to coexist with those dirty apes." A large bulky boy on the other side of Naruto spoke.
'Wow…. This place is actually starting to make me feel uncomfortable.' Naruto thought privately to himself.
"We should just gobble them up and have our way with the women." The man child said, his tongue elongating all the way to his chest.
Tsukune began to shiver, fearing for his very life. This guy meant business, and by the size of him, he was unsure on whether Naruto could take him or not.
Naruto on the other hand almost cried. Not from fear, but from laughter. Gobble? Who the hell says gobble? That made his day right their. That guy….
"What are you smirking at Blondie…." The large boy said threateningly.
"Oh my god… hehehe…." Naruto was holding his sides now.
It was like listening to a retarded medieval dark knight, trying to fit into modern times. He fell out of his chair.
"Don't laugh at me!" The boy said getting out of his chair.
This guy was tall, he was about six foot three and his brown hair was slicked back, like he was some form of a playboy of some sort.
"You… hehehe… . said gobble…. Hehehe…. Fag!" Naruto insulted.
He was now on the floor, unable to hold himself up anymore. This giant kid was really something. He was the kind of guy that Naruto just loved to watch. It was like watching a good comedy on the television, or watching people fall off of their bikes. This guy was a piece of work.
"Saizo-san! Sit down! And Naruto-san! Would you please kindly refrain from making fun of your fellow students!" Ms. Nekonome said, trying to place authority in her voice.
It wasn't very intimidating, and it garnered little respect from her students, but they obliged just to humor her. Naruto sat back down in his seat, still smiling. The rest of the class seemed to be smiling as well.
Saizo sat down with a fair amount of hurt pride. He had a scowl on his face, that would forever remain their when thinking of the blonde class mate. He would have to teach him a lesson.
"Now then to answer your question, the reason why is because humans out number us one thousand to one. They may be weak, but their cunning! It's something us monsters cannot risk!" Ms. Nekonome said, trying to defuse any kind of tension that had been set in the room.
"M-Ms. Nekonome? I have a question!" Tsukune stuttered out with his hand raised.
All eyes were on him. Naruto felt worried about his little friend. He went out of his way to raise his hands in the face of potential adversity. Brave, but unneeded.
"Yes Tsukune-san?"
"Let's just say; theoretically of course; that a human snuck into the school? Not that they could but; what would be the plan of action to take in response." Those were probably the smartest, most well thought out words to have ever exited Tsukune's mouth.
"Seems like a legit question to me." Naruto said aloud.
The other students nodded at Naruto's statement. Somehow his making fun of Saizo had gotten him some respect among his classmates. Good thing he had mastered that art after listening to Eminem with Killer Bee when they had first got here. He could spit just as good as the rest of em!
"Good question Tsukune! Well if a human ever were to get inside of school grounds, he or she would have to be eliminated immediately. Can't risk them telling the whole world right?" She said.
'Wow… if they find out Naruto and I are human… Not good.'
'Shit…'
"Excuse me is this Ms. Nekonome's class?" The door had opened and in popped a very familiar pink haired girl.
"Yes it is Ms. Akashiya! Don't worry about being tardy on the first day, but don't make it a habit as well. You can sit next to Aono-san!" Ms. Nekonome said, pointing at the said black haired human in the back sitting next to Naruto.
"Tsukune-kun!" She shouted, leaping across the room and into the surprised boys arms. She squeezed the air out of him as she held him to her breasts.
Naruto looked around the class, spotting a very large amount of jealous eyes, dart toward the helpless Tsukune.
'Kami Tsukune… You're making it hard to have your back right now!'
"Ms. Akashiya! You can socialize after class." Ms. Nekonome said, not being very happy that her first class was being very unruly.
"Sorry Ms. Nekonome." Moka said, getting off of a blushing Tsukune's lap and into her seat.
"Now to begin with…
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"Wow Tsukune! Class here is so much more fun then class at Hinozama High! Weaved that bullet!" Naruto said.
"Hinozama High? What monster school is that?" Moka asked. She was walking next to Tsukune.
"Uh…. Just your typical monster school…. Hehe…" Naruto said sheepishly.
At this point, Tsukune began to sweat. Naruto was probably the worst bullshiter in middle school.
"O.K.! That sounds like it would have been fun to go to!" Moka replied happily.
'Nailed it…'
'How….'
They continued to walk until they reached a soda machine.
"I'm going to go get me something to drink! You guys want something?" Naruto asked.
"No thanks man!" Tsukune said, somehow calming himself down.
"I'm good as well Naruto-kun!" Moka said.
"Noodles!" Naruto said turning toward the machine.
"Hey Tsukune." Moka said a little softly.
"Moka-chan?"
"Can I tell you something?" She asked.
"Sure!"
"Well I think your my first."
'Holy shit…. WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN!' He thought strongly.
His face went red as he thought about what had just exited the busty vampire's lips.
"I've never had blood before until I met you." She said, latching on to his neck, and biting down.
'Thank god… I don't even care that she's sucking my blood now.' Tsukune thought happily to himself.
She popped off and blushed. She felt like a pig, but she couldn't help it. He was just so enticing. It was like eating…. She couldn't really compare it to anything she had ever had before. It was nothing compared to tomato juice!
"Hey Honey! How about you quit hangin' out with that loser and hang out with a real monster like myself!" A voice said behind him.
Tsukune and Moka turned toward the source of the noise, to see a lumbering Saizo, standing right their. Students began to show up and surround the three of them. They could smell a brawl a mile away.
"W-we don't want any trouble." Tsukune stuttered out.
"Yeah! So why don't you back off jerk!" Moka yelled.
'I'm a goner.'
"I'm not worrying about you dweebs right now! I've got business with Blondie! If you've got any sense, you'll tell me where he is." Saizo said menacingly, his tongue drooping out of his mouth.
Tsukune was feeling brave. No way would he rat his friend out, even if he got beaten within an inch of his life!
"Who's fighting!? I've got dibs on the guy on the right!" Not if his friend would rat himself out!
Naruto pushed himself though the crowed to get a better look. His face showed disappointment when he saw his friends and that dumb ugly Saizo kid at a stand off.
"False alarm you guys! It's just a loser!" Naruto said turning around with his coke in hand.
The can shattered in his hand. It cost him a soar shoulder to get that damn thing outta the machine. Now he was thirsty and slightly miffed.
"You gotta death with punk?" Naruto asked.
It went cold, as if the temperature in the air had dropped twenty degrees. Many of the observers shivered as they watched Naruto turn toward the bully.
"I'm going to have to show you who's top dog! Nobody laughs at Saizo!" The bully said, clenching his fists.
He charged at Naruto, surprising him with his speed… Or lack there of.
It was like being gunned down by a sprinting oompa loompa. Naruto ducked under Saizo's punch and decided to end it right their and then. His eyes flashed into frog ones.
When Naruto was first learning sage mode, it would take him hours to gather the chakra. Soon the time span halved. Now it was to the point that it could be compared to instantaneous transformation.
Saizo never saw it coming. One punch to the stomach and he was out. He fell to the ground with a thud. Naruto smirked evilly as his frog eyes slitted.
Tsukune released the breath he had been holding and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Naruto still had the upper hand in a fight, even in a monster controlled school. He was safe…. For now.
Moka was shivering. She felt a burst of power completely unfamiliar to her. It was as if Naruto's power was multiplied by one million.
"Nothing to see here!" Naruto said, shooing everyone away with hand waves.
The class dispersed, ready to tell the rest of the residents on the campus about what they just saw. This Naruto guy sure was something.
"Who the hell says gobble anyway?"