New Leaves of Konoha - Chapter 2
Purple is a Manly Color
Ray: We do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. We just own our OCs, ourselves, and our friends. Muhahaha.
Zakuro: We also do not own Bleach. Tite Kubo-sama owns that one. Ha!! I WISH I owned Byakuya and Renji and all their smexiness!! XD
Okiez - the story is no longer in script form. Hopefully it will now be better to read and understand than the last version.
It was another morning in Konoha. It was no normal morning, however. All of the new graduates were to meet with their new jounin senseis today. All was quiet, except on the roof of the academy where a flock of birds was suddenly flying away in a frenzy.
"YOU SEXY SON OF A BITCH! YOU KILLED HIM! NNOOOEEZ! I CANNOT GO ON! RENJI!", a young kunoichi-in-training shouted to the heavens as she watched an episode of her favorite anime, Bleach on her portable media player. She had gotten bored waiting for her tardy sensei, so she had decided to re-watch her favorite battle between her 2 favorite characters, Byakuya and Renji.
The boy sitting on the railing away from her finally snapped. "Shut the fuck up already, Zakuro! It's a fictional character drawn on a piece of paper, and given a name!! It doesn't exist, so who cares if they die?!?!"
"Who asked you, Kizoku?! You homo!", the kunoichi, known as Zakuro, yelled down to the boy, Kizoku, from her large throne-like tower of crates that she had constructed out of boredom.
"For the last time.... I'm NOT GAY!!!"
The two ninja's bickering had scared off all of the birds that their teammate had been trying to draw from her spot in a nearby tree. "...Y-you guys?...m-maybe you should-" She had tried to tell them to stop their childish quarreling because quite frankly, it was giving her a headache.
The atmosphere had suddenly turned very dark and threatening as Zakuro and Kizoku turned to glare their most evil glares at their shy teammate. "STAY OUT OF THIS AIKO!!!!!!"
'Sheesh...they sound like a married couple...' the shy kunoichi thought, though she would never say it aloud, in fear of their wraths.
Zakuro growled, "Where the hell is Kakashi-kun? He's 2 hours late!!!!"
"Kakashi-kun?? When did he become kun?? Does someone have a thing for the old pervert?", Kizoku mused.
"No!!! I don't! What would make you think of something so... so... Wrong?!" Zakuro shouted, turning as red as her coveted Squad 6 fukutaicho's hair.
"You have the absolute WORST taste in men, I swear!! I mean, first Taiyou, then Tamashi.... Now your own teacher!!"
"You forgot yourself. Hey... Does that mean you think you're a bad choice, too?", Zakuro pointed out.
Kizoku grimaced, realizing the trap she had lead him into. "I hate you"
"I love you too!"
Kizoku groaned with disgust as he covered his face with his hands. "Oh my gawd.....You are a disgrace!!!! A disgrace to me, your family, your friends, your cat, ninja kind, and pandas!"
Aiko looked up from her sketchpad at this tidbit of information that just didn't quite seem to fit. "Pandas?"
Kizoku sighed. "She gave Kakashi-sensei a pet name.... It sickens me."
The two had continued to argue for a while longer, and just when Zakuro was going to get up and go home.... Guess who showed up?
Kakashi had finally shown up, book in hand and looking as aloof as ever. "I swear.... You two sound like and old married couple," he commented. "Now sit down and shut up"
"Yeash... Speak of the devil and he shall come.", Zakuro muttered as she jumped down from her throne to join her team.
Kizoku smirked, "Don't you mean 'speak of the panda'?"
"Be quiet, fag," Zakuro said as she tripped Kizoku, who landed flat on his face.
"Quit arguing before I use one of my jutsus on you," Kakashi yells as he waits for his team to join him. You can tell by his tone of voice that his patience is already wearing thin.
'That doesn't sound good. I wouldn't wanna be on the receiving end of one of Copy Cat Kakashi's jutsus. Zakuro better shut up if she knows what's good for her.... Bitch... Then again, if she keeps it up, SHE'LL be the one getting punished," Kizoku contemplated, eager to pay Zakuro back for her earlier comment.
'Hehe... Kung-Fu Panda," Zakuro thought as funny images came to mind.
Everyone makes it over to Kakashi without any more incidents. Aiko sits between her teammates in hopes of lessening the quarreling. Zakuro sits to the left of Aiko, watching her episode of Bleach, while Kizoku sits to Aiko's left, humming to himself and staring into space.
Kakashi inwardly groaned. He knew that he was going to have to stock up on asprin. Lots of asprin. He was already starting to get a headache, and he hadn't even been there a full 10 minutes. He wondered if there was any chance that they would all pass the bell test and he would be stuck with them. He sighed. "Alright... let's get this over with.... I'm your new Jounin sensei, Kakashi Hatake. Things I like.... Reading fine literature. Things I don't like.... You. My hobbies.... I have lots of hobbies... Dreams for the future.... I don't feel like telling you that. Okay, your turn!"
Zakuro looked up from her media player and frowned at this. "Wow.... All we got from that was his name"
"...and that he enjoys porn," Aiko added.
Zakuro turned and faced Aiko with a stunned expression. "How do you know? Stalker Aiko!"
Kizoku peered over at Zakuro with a look of disbelief "Hello? Byakugan!!" he pointed out.
"It's not porn," Kakashi remarked. "It's fine adult literature."
Kizoku scoffed. "Whatever you say, sensei...."
Kakashi sighed and turned to Zakuro, who had gone back to watching her show. "You, the one engulfed in her tech... You're next."
Zakuro pretends she didn't hear him, in hopes that he'll make Kizoku go next so she can finish watching the fight between her two fictional loves.
Kakashi, seeing that the girl was ignoring her, strides over and yanks the player out of her hands.
Zakuro blinked once. Twice. As soon as the event processed she screeched. "Wahhh!!! Give it back!!!"
"You'll get it back after you learn to pay attention to your instructors, not fictional crushes," Kakashi said as he sat back on the railing. He started playing with the player behind his book. 'This is a fine piece of technology. I think I just may hold onto this for a while," he thought as he chuckled to himself.
'Fate is so cruel," Zakuro thought as she sat and mourned the loss of her player.
"Now introduce yourself," Kakashi demanded.
"Meh... I'm Zakuro Fushichou. I like ramen, Bleach, and dark chocolate. And pandas."
Kizoku groaned. "You sicken me."
"I don't like a certain someone who is a panda-hater!" the panda-lover said as she stuck her tongue out at said panda-hater.
Kizoku simply rolls his eyes at her immaturity.
Zakuro continues, "I enjoy-"
"Stalking," Kizoku interrupted.
"I'm not a stalker!" Zakuro cried
"Yea... finding out everything about everyone isn't stalking," Kizoku sarcastically commented.
"It isn't," she retorted. "I call it 'satisfying my curiosity'."
"Sure.... Keep telling yourself that."
Kakashi sighed. He had done that a lot today. He was going to have to take drastic measures if he wanted them to cease all fighting. He decided he would have to use the special jutsu he had developed to keep Naruto in line. He never got a chance to test it, however, because oddly enough, right after he finished the jutsu, Naruto behaved like a normal adult. Well, as adult-like as Naruto could possibly get, anyway. "STFU no Jutsu!!"
Aiko and Zakuro gasped as they watched their teammate being bound and gagged by their irritated sensei's jutsu.
Kakashi sighed once again and crossed his arms. "Well, now that he can't talk, I guess it's your turn" He points to the daughter of his jutsu's intended victim.
Aiko turns beet red as all attention is suddenly diverted to her. "U-um...M-my name is Ai-Aiko U-uzu-Uzumaki....Well, I enjoy r-reading, eating ramen, t-training, and 'observing select people train'."
Even though he couldn't speak, Kizoku could still communicate. With his fingers he tapped out in Morse code, "Stalker!! Are all the girls in Konoha stalkers, or just the ones I have to deal with?!?"
Zakuro proceeded to smack Kizoku upside the head. "You're being a bad boy, Ki-kun. I'm gonna have to tie up your hands, too."
Kizuko continues to speak through Morse code. "What are you gonna do once I'm tied up, huh?" he asks as he winks at Zakuro.
Said girl sticks her tongue out at him and proceeds to tell him to get his mind out of the gutter.
"I don't think he could help but take the innuendo..." Kakashi sighed again as he released his jutsu, since it didn't do him any good in the end. "Alright, now it's your turn, just quit bickering."
"Hmph. I shouldn't have to say anything to you people after what you did to me, but whatever. I'm Kizoku Murasaki. I enjoy humiliating Zakuro just for the hell of it, I like the color purple, and I like stir fry with steak tips. I dislike a certain person who obsesses over everything."
"You also have a crush on Tsuki's mom!! And purple is such a girly color...."
"I do not!!! And purple is a manly color!!!"
Kakashi has finally had enough. "Alright!! I'm going now before I die of my hokage-sized headache. Be at the training grounds at 6 sharp. Oh, and don't eat breakfast!! You'll throw up!" After this, he had poofed away.
"6 sharp? Does he mean 6 in the morning tomorrow, 6 later this evening, or 6 tomorrow evening?" Zakuro asked.
Her teammate just gave her a look. "Seriously. What do you think?!?! He said 'don't eat breakfast', so I think that would suggest that he meant 6 tomorrow morning!!! I swear...." Kizoku started muttering something under his breath about Zakuro's incompetence.
"I knew that..."
Okay… We're ending this here. It's freaking 4:30 am!!!! *Zakuro and Ray walk around like zombies*
Read and review, plz! No flamers!!
Reviewers will get some of Ray's coke!!
Ray: Nooooez!!! My Coke!!!
Zakuro: Oh!! I had a similar experience to when Kakashi took my media player! My history teacher took my Shounen Jump magazine because I was being sneaky and reading it behind my study guide and not paying attention to the review game....
Ray: Epic fail Zakuro. Epic fail. Dude, during the review game he tells you the answers to the test! Even I pay attention to that stuff!
Zakuro: I was gonna put it down.... I only had 1 more page to read.... Luckly he's a cool teacher and I got it back at lunch instead of at the end of the day. I can't live without my Jump!!
Ray: No Comment....