A/N: Helloooo again. Well my second chapter and I don't think it's as good as the first. This one is shorter too. But oh well. Have fun reading :)
"We dance, we dance, we dance. Around the Mexican hat. We..."
That was my phone. I had accidently set it to Mexican dance mode and couldn't get it off.
"Hello, Ethan here." I said waiting for the familiar voice that I knew would soon answer.
"Pirate? It's you!"
"That's probably because it's my phone Kronos." I sighed Kronos hadn't stopped ringing me ever since I left the evil (and insane) ways of the Titan camp to fulfil my real life's dream, meditating with Robert Pattison. So far though, I haven't had any luck.
"How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Little Miss Twinkleberry"
I couldn't believe he was still going on about this Little Miss Twinkleberry thing it was weird, insane and stupid.
"No it's not, your name is Kronos and you're the evilest Titan in the world. You're also now the most INSANE Titan in the world!" I pretty much yelled into the mobile.
"Whatever Trevor. FYI you're not my mom" I stayed silent. I wasn't going to talk to him if he was going to act like someone who just got out of a psychiatric hospital.
"Look, Pirate, I didn't call you to talk about my awesome new name." Right, Awesome. That was about as likely as Perseus Jackson didn't smell like rotten fish.
"I rang to talk about you coming back to our camp."
Come back to the Titan camp? Give up on my dream? I didn't know what to do. But after a few minutes of silence Kronos helped me make up my mind.
"Look... Pirate, I wouldn't offer this to many people but I know that us winning this war counts on you being here, and that has helped me make up my mind in this difficult decision. I will give you my most prized possession. Something I value more than my life itself. I will give you..." He paused as if regretting his decision.
"I will give you my entire collection of My Little Ponies." He continued on. "All 400 of them. I've been collecting them from Tartarus. They actually are some of the most evil beings in this world and when they die are cast down into Tartarus." He let out a deep breath I could hear even over the phone.
I thought about it for around one second before I replied. "Are they in mint condition?"
"Nothing but the best" He told me with no hint of doubt in his voice.
"I'll be there in a few minutes" I told him. "Do NOT touch them, I don't want you getting your insanity all over them."
"Me? Insane? You've got to be kidding me. Little Miss Twinkleberry out." He laughed a maniac laugh and then hung up
That guy is whacko. I thought as I took down my Twilight posters from the apartment walls I had been staying in. Whacko.
A/N: Well that was the second chapter. Tell me what you think by clicking on the little review button. You know you want too. ;)
