I don't own Z-loan.
Shito: From take one, we got one or two reviews. One on D.A and one one . The author is truly pleased since she got no review since 2 months ago. She is crying from happiness in the corner. [Me crying in the corner of happiness]
Chika: What the * is fanfiction.
Michiru: Site with stories about certain games, anime and so forth. Our section mostly consist of yaoi stories with the couple HAHAHA ChikaXShito HAHAHA
Shito: Akastuki, we can kill them later. Moving on with this idiotic play, many sad and lonely years passed for King Stefan and his people. But as the time for the princess' sixteenth birthday drew near, the entire kingdom began to rejoice. For everyone knew that as long as Maleficent's domain, the forbidden mountains, thundered with her wrath and frustration, her evil prophecy had not yet been fulfilled.
Momoka: I though-
Shito: Script!
Chika: DON'T SCREAM TO HER YOU FREAK OF NATURE!
Michiru: Guys, calm down and continue.
[Mumbling]
Momoka: [screams in fake anger and rattles random words]
Shito: Can you speak-
[Michiru slams him on his head and glares at him] First I have to wear this warm shit in the summer and now I have to shut you up. So SHUT UP! Nobody is perfect!
[Everyone claps]
Shito: [Sighs] I'm sorry. Let's just skip this scene. Meanwhile, in the forest, although Aurora grew up without knowing that she was the daughter of a king and a queen. Wait, who plays the princess. [Looks at script. Burst out in laughing, witch surprised everyone because he usually doesn't laugh]
Chika: [groans in a lap dress. You know, low budget] I'm not going.
Michiru: But-
Chika: No is No. Didn't you learn that at sex ed.
Michiru: That is something completely different! [Walks over to Chika and kicks him to stage. She is very angry and red.] I have to cross dress and you have to cross dress. If you don't like, go away without the bonus.
Chika: Bonus?
Michiru: Yes bonus. B-O-N-U-S.
Chika: I-
Michiru: Also called bono, shpërblim, علاوة…
Chika:…What?
Michiru: շահութաբաժին, mükafat, অধিবৃত্তি, премия…
Chika: [looks to Shito] Dude, stop this. I don't understand the fuck she's saying.
Shito: Michiru…
Michiru: [Puppy eyes.]
Shito: You may continue.
Chika:…Oh dear lord.
Michiru: prima, Jiǎngjīn, boonus, prime, bonos, ბონუს, δώρο, Bōnasa. Shall I continue?
Chika: No
Michiru: bonis,
Chika: [Facepalm] I truly hate you all.
Michiru: also called
Chika:…Are you kidding me?
[Skip time]
Michiru:… casineb, casineb and hatar. Do you got it now?
Chika:…Yes. Where did you learn that?
Michiru: Google translator.
Chika:…
Shito:…Googule?
Michiru: Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG), or simply Google, is an American multinational corporation which provides Internet-related products and services, including Internet search, cloud computing, software and advertising technologies. Advertising revenues from AdWords generate almost all of the company's profits.
Chika: Dude, I hate you. I truly do.
Shito: I know, I know…
[Another timeskip]
Michiru: …During 2006–2010 Google Streetview camera cars collected about 600 gigabytes of data from users of unencrypted public and private Wi-Fi networks in more than 30 countries. No disclosures nor privacy policy was given to those affected, nor to the owners of the Wi-Fi stations. A Google representative claimed that the company was not aware of its own data collection activities until an inquiry from German regulators was received, and that none of this data was used in Google's search engine or other services. A representative of Consumer Watchdog replied, "Once again, Google has demonstrated a lack of concern for privacy. Its computer engineers run amok, push the envelope and gather whatever data they can until their fingers are caught in the cookie jar." In a sign that legal penalties may result, Google said it will not destroy the data until permitted by regulators.
Chika:…So much information.
Shito: How do hell did it got from Sleeping beauty till damn googule
Michiru: Google, idiot, Google.
Chika: I really need a break…
Shito: Well people, we learned how to say hate and bonus in every language possible in Google translator and what google is. What a fun [Sarcasm. Sarcasm] see you in next chapter of this world of idiocy.
Michiru: Chika-kun, Shall I lean you what love means in every language?
Chika: NO!