Author's note: Hey! I'd really like to thank everyone for their input, and with that I've changed the format from play to 3rd person. I hope you like it! Sorry for the wait, I've been quite busy!
p.s. This is made for silliness only... If you want to be serious about it then don't waste your time.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Outsiders, S.E. Hinton does, and sorry about the Michael Jackson joke!
Chapter 2
After Johnny's gaydar radar began to hit the roof after Dallas Winston's questionable remark, he heard a particularly odd noise coming from the back door. He went to go check it, and was horrified with what he saw...
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" The gang heard a scream coming from the back door.
"What was that?" Asked Ponyboy, who had now put away his barbies and came out of his room.
"Oh hey fruitcake, it was Johnny just trying to sing again. I hate it when he does that..." Said an irrritated Two-Bit.
"Yeah, remember the time when Johnny got drunk and started singing those showtunes from "West Side Story"? That was awful!" exclaimed Soda.
"Well I think we should go check to see if he's okay... He might be hurt..." Pony said. The rest of the gang nodded their heads in agreement and went to go see what was happening.
They arrived outside and saw Johnny, facing the other way.
"Johnny?" Asked Ponyboy. No reply.
"JOHNNY!" he now yelled. Still no reply.
"HEY HOEBAG LISTEN UP!" yelled an angry Two-Bit. Johnny did nothing. In a moment of anger Two-Bit smashed his beer bottle over Johnny's head and Johnny fell down like a ragdoll.
"You killed Johnny retard!" screamed Dally. Dally was now crying.
"Oh well, not much of a loss. He didn't talk anyway." said Two-Bit, shrugging.
"How can you say that? Johnny was my snuggle-wuggle-huggie-buggie-bestie-friendie FOREVER!" Yelled Ponyboy.
"Calm down SPAZ!" - Two-Bit
"SHUT UP FATTY!"- Ponyboy
"YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY WEIGHT! JENNY CRAIG ISN'T DOING THE BEST FOR ME NOW ASSHOLE!"- Two-Bit
"You should really shave those sideburns Two-Bit, you're beginning to look like Chewbacca, if ya know what I mean." Intervened Soda.
"Shut up girly boy!"
Soon enough the whole gang was in a big fight. Little did they know that Johnny was now getting up, ZOMBIFIED!
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN!