"You can't do that" rose protested, the doctor and she had been playing pool against jack for well over an hour and jack had just made a supposedly illegal move.
"I back her up" the doctor added.
"Well, you would, wouldn't you? You want to win." Jack retorted sharply.
The doctor whipped out his glasses and the rule book for about the fourteen thousandth time that day.
"Right there!" he said jabbing the opposing rule with the sonic screwdriver. Jack peered at the book suspiciously for a moment.
"Fine you win" he decided to give in to their protests.
"Yes!!!" the doctor and rose cheered with delight as a huge two handled trophy appeared apparently out of thin air along with a camera. They took a picture of themselves brandishing the trophy and put it in a frame out in one of the never ending corridors of the tardis.
"Where'd you get that trophy?" rose asked him as the wandered back to the control room.
"2012 Olympics won't miss it" he answered simply. Then they entered the control room with a quick verse of "we are the champions" aimed directly at jack.
But their celebrations were cut short. The tardis began to shake vigorously and it then inadvertently took off.
There was an enormous clatter as the wonderful machine fell to the ground, the tardis was in wreckage, there was glass on the floor and everywhere was buried in a thick layer of dust. The doctor sat up chocking from the dust he looked around and spotted rose's blonde hair over on the other side of the now ruined console. He crawled over to where she was lay and shook her gently.
"rose , wake up" their was no response. He tried again. Her eyes snapped open, but she still couldn't see properly.
"My head" her eyes focused as the doctor changed back from a blur to his usual smiley self. She barly registered the fact that his grin looked a bit forced, but he had just had a shock so it was probably to be expected , even from a 900 yeart old alien,who had seen preety much everything the universe had to offer.
"doctor, what happened?"she asked.
"Jack"the doctor answered simply but there was a factor of anger in his voice rose hadn't heard before, sure rose had heard him angry before but never like this. Or maybe he was always this angry but he could usually keep it out of his voice and now he hadn't rose could see just how angry he could get, he looked positively fuming. Rose was sure he couldn't get any angrier until she saw what happened next.
the doctor pulled her to her feet and the zigzagged their way through the debris to where jack lay and the doctor pulled him up.
"Jack, are you-" rose never got a chance to finish her sentence before the doctor had sucker punched him in the left corner of his mouth, jack looked bewildered for a moment then his face was clear of all expression and he fell to the ground with a ground shaking bang.
"OK " rose thought "that's how angry he can get."
"What –the –hell-did-you-do-that-for? Rose demanded, she was almost as bewildered as jack had looked about this peculiar event. The doctor spent a moment before replying.
"Who do you think did all this?" he said, indicating the rubble, as if it was obvious.
"Jack, do this? No" rose was completely stunned.
Slowly coming to the realisation that rose didn't understand what he understood the doctor delved into a painfully long explanation.
"He was angry that we won," he finished his story to her "he has the ability to do things like this when he's angry.
Rose couldn't believe what she was hearing.
"And for now," the doctor continued "I will keep him safely locked up in the tardis, lets find out where we are then." He completed his sentence in the most depressed tone rose had ever heard him speak in.