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'Nut': Ruka's was written on lack of sleep at 3:24AM Central time.
Even after half an hour, Ruka was still walking in the direction she had chosen. Sure she was ruining her favorite shoes and her favorite green coat with a yellow bow around the waist was getting dirty. She currently didn't care, she'd complain about it later. Ruka was thankful that at least the majority of her skin wasn't getting dirty.
She eventually found an abandoned village and decided to stay there to rest for awhile. After sitting down on a bench to rub her sore feet for awhile, she put her shoes back on and continued walking. Ruka thought that this island was always uninhibited, but realized she was wrong due to that abandoned village.
I'm most likely faring better then everyone else. She thought with a small smirk on her face. Someone should just wipe it OFF her face! Seriously, smirking is bad for your health, but the author refuses to believe that because she's smirking while her fingers write this. Both of the smirkers soon stopped smirking. Heck, the author doesn't even care that her fingers wrote "smirkers" and that isn't even considered a word! Now what was happening... oh yeah... Both of the smirkers stopped smirking when Ruka came to a large body of water. Apparently the island wasn't very big in diameter, the author doesn't even know what the word means because she never pays attention in Geometry.
Since the author randomly had her tv on and the Little Mermaid was being shown, Ruka soon saw mermaids jumping out of the water, kinda like dolphins, but dolphins are cuter while doing it. Besides, if vampires exist, why can't mermaids? The author then began wondering how the movie and series is appropriate for kids since the guys don't wear shirts and the girls wear very little over their chests. She then began wondering how other mermaids were created. Ruka decided to ask the mermaids how other mermaids were created, so she did.
"Well, it's quite simple." The mermaid started, "Whenever someone doesn't want to be human anymore, they just cast a spell and a tail fin replaces their legs and stuff. They're also magically transported to the ocean where the other mermaids are." The mermaid then swam away leaving Ruka to blink a few times. She thought mermaids were created when someone let their heart turn stone cold. It seems like Ruka was wrong, the author thought mermaids were created by them somehow calling the stork down there. Apparently she was wrong too.
Anyways... Ruka walked away from the ocean and back into the forest-y part of the island. She wandered around for hours before coming across a cave. Ruka then walked into the cave and soon realized she was in some thing's mouth. The thing's mouth she was in was an Alaskan Bull Worm. The freakishly large worm then closed it's mouth and Ruka then went to Never Land where she would never ever grow old. Wow, she had a happy ending.
'Nut': I'm shocked my fingers actually wrote something this long while I was sleep deprived. I also don't know how mermaids are created, so don't ask. The Alaskan Bull Worm was taken from Spongebob Squarepants. While Never Land was taken from Peter Pan... which oddly reminds me of a drawing that was in the school I go to... So, the drawing was of Michael Jackson, I call him MJ, and there was a kid headfirst down his pants. I CANNOT believe that they put it up! It was amusing to see, I should've taken a picture of it. Everyday during the last term of last year, I stared at it trying not to laugh on my way to General Science... how I hated that class... anyways... I just randomly remembered a drawing of a potato head from 1st term this year! So, this guy in the Drawing class I took drew a potato head, everyone had to, but he drew his as a hooker. It was NOT displayed in the hall. He showed some people in the class and I was one of the few that got to see it. It was actually pretty good and pretty funny. Wow, this turned out to be a freaken long author's note. Anyways... I don't know who's next!