(AN: Again, another in this series of crackfics. There'll b around 8 of them when I get done with them. Ouran High School Host Club belongs to Bisco Hatori.
Crackfic challenge #2: A Hunny x Nekozawa fic involving a cosplay of Bun-Bun and Beezelnef.)
The Ouran High School Host Club would have functioned just find without any of the theme days and the cosplays, but they tended to happen anyways. The somewhat eccentric mind that had birthed the Host Club felt the need to "keep variety within the functions of the host club in order to better service the lovely young ladies who come to adore us handsome specimens of male perfection". The actual explanation went much on much longer and resulted in the Hitachiin twins falling asleep.
This was the reason the Host Club was currently dressed up in various animal costumes (no one could understand the reason for this PARTICULAR cosplay, but nobody particularly cared anyways so that particular Pandora's box stayed closed), which were really nothing more than ears and a tail. Naturally Hunny was in a (very adorable, according to his fans) bunny costume, sitting next to Mori (dressed as a Husky) and devouring his 1,000,567 cake of the day. Nobody was quite sure how the minuscule teenager was able to consume such vast quantities of cake (Kyoya had actually had a team of his family's best doctors look into it, but even they couldn't come up with an answer), but he did and his fans seemed to love it.
Tamaki was busy entertaining his guests while dressed as a lion (with an added mane to complement his ears and tail) when he noticed the Twins had disappeared. This was indicated by their brotherly love deprived fangirls, who were whining excessively and occupying his usual 'corner of woe'. Looking around, he spotted them in one corner of the room, over by the door Nekozawa preferred as his entrance. He decided he didn't particularly like the identical Cheshire cat grins on their faces (ironic as they were dressed as said cat) or the fact that they were flagging him over excitedly. He decided he didn't want to go over there alone and grabbed the nearest person by the arm who was, to his immense disappointment as he'd hoped he might have grabbed Haruhi's hand, Hunny. Dragging Hunny away from his cake (which was like dragging a pit bull away from a steak) Tamaki walked over to the twins.
"Why aren't you two hosting your customers? They're getting impatient."
The twins just grinned at him, speaking together, "We thought you'd like to see the extra costume we made for this particular cosplay, milord."
"Extra costume?" Tamaki definitely didn't like how their grins got bigger as they knocked on the door. It slid open to reveal a person dressed up as a rather large Beezelnef.
"Hello again, Mr. Suoh. I thought you might like me…dropping in." The hollow, wispy tone of Umehito Nekozawa slid out of the hood, making Tamaki yelp and run off to the safety of the furthest corner, where he hid behind Haruhi's chair, much to her annoyance. Hunny looked at Nekozawa for a minute before giving him a rather forceful hug.
"Sorry that Tama-Chan doesn't seem to happy with your visit, Neko-Chan. Wanna go eat some cake?" Nekozawa never got to respond as he was dragged over to the table. He did send the twins a pleading look, but they were too busy rolling around on the floor laughing to care.