On the last page I thanked Shay for the poem idea...well here's the poem...I forgot to post it. Wow. No comment there. Anyway, hope this makes you laugh like heck!
Poem sent from Fire Lord Ozai to Admiral Zhao
We've been apart for such a time,
our kiss, it made you sweat;
a sweat which made your muscles shine
and made them soaked and wet
And, my god Zhao, your butt is fine
and though we're not allowed,
I really wish I could call you mine,
together, we're on a cloud
If we could kiss, oh just once more
my life would have a point,
and it'd keep my heart unsore
unlocking each stale joint
Separate, without one another
I'm not two but one,
together we complete each other
(and you know that we had fun)
To frolic through the garden,
oh, but one more time,
these tears you must pardon
for these memories make me rhyme
There's just no other way to say;
"I love you with all my heart,"
hoping we could be together each day,
be together, and not apart
A poem is the only way
to tell you how i feel,
this poem's how i must convey
that you, my Zhao, were real
And if I could eat you up again,
maybe you'd finally see
(you've left my heart on a chain)
how much better off we'd be
Just come back to me, my Zhao,
for at sight of you I'm weak,
you've always been more then a pal
and without you my life looks bleak
And so I pray, arrives the day
that you return to me,
and on that day, I'll feel gay,
and happy we shall be.