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He Needs Love Anyways
Chapter 2: Wrong Country, Wrong Place to Be
"Lifty! You got us the wrong tickets! We are in CHINA, not England!" screamed Shifty at Lifty. "How was I suppose to know those tickets took us here," replied Lifty. "Maybe if you read the tickets, but no, we are more than 1000 miles away from our destination!" "OUR destination? No. I just went in to meet women." "Can you stop thinking about…" Lifty gazed at what time London would be leaving and ignores his brother. "Hey, shut up. I'm looking at what the plane would leave. We can make it." "Fine. But, I'll get them (bleeping) tickets." "Geez! No need to curse."
Shifty stole tickets from people in a badge and uniform. As he got the tickets from the people, an officer said, "Holt! You got 10 seconds to return those tickets. (In Mandarin Chinese). "And a cheeng chong to you to buddy," answers Shifty. "You are coming with us my friend," says an officer." "Lifty, HELP!!!"
Shifty was put in jail for one hour so far and is about to go from point A to point psycho.
Shifty thinks to himself, "I' m becoming like dad," and yells, "Let me out, I need to go to London. I'm an innocent man. INNOCENT!"
The officer didn't understand him and responded when a reported bank robbery was heard on the intercom.
Shifty tried to steal the keys until he gave up. And out of nowhere, the keys leaped to his cell. Lifty was there. Shifty opened the door and when he got out, another convict tried to leave until the Auto Lock closed the door which cut his front and back body were split in half.
"You saved my life. The other con wanted to snuggle." They got on a train nearby and left. "Hide in the cargo cart," said Lifty. "Where does this train go." Well. After all the stuff I stole, this train goes to Germany. I mean look at it wallets, jewelry, and a cigar box. Hey, why do you still got that iPod?" "I want to give it to Nifty." "I'm not sure if she knows who the Jonas Bros. are."
( A week later) The train stopped and is now in Berlin. After they got off the train, the –ifty bros started to walk. Later, a group of girls scream. "What is their problem?" asked Lifty. Shifty shrugged. They started to chase Lifty and Shifty, and then they ran.