As I looked up into his eyes it took all I had not fall apart then and there. I never thought, though I admit I had rather hoped, that he would be here, with me, straddling my chest, ready to give himself to me. I felt his warmth, heard his heart racing, smelt his ambrosial scent. We both were ready. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him into a passionate kiss. I felt tingles all down my spine as our lips touched. I could feel his virgin hardness pressing against me and I smiled internally. If only he knew what I had in store for him tonight...

Woah woah woah – I think we may be getting a bit ahead of ourselves hmm? And come on, can I be any more cliché? Don't worry fellow pervs, we'll be getting back to this eventually and you'll get to read all about my deflowering him (and in rather gratuitous detail too :) ). But for now, we should probably go back to where all this s**t started.

I really need to stop being so goddamned cliché with these narrations. Wait, you're still here? You were supposed to have jumped into the scene already! What do I pay those damn editors for any- oh. That's right… I knew there was something I forgot to do…

We both grew up in the junkyard. There were a few of us that were inseparable – me, him, Vicki, and Bombi. We were all about the same age, Bombi and I were older than the other two by a bit, and of them Vicki had him by about a minute or two (Did I mention they were twins?). We would all play together, constantly causing problems for Jenny and Jezebel and my brother Munk.

As we grew up, he and I were as close as we could be. We told each other everything – I even told him before anyone else the first time I felt something for Bombi. In hindsight I know why I never heard anything about females out of him, but at the time I figured he was just really shy.

When it came time for my first Ball, he and Vicki weren't quite ready, so I just went with Bombi, much to the chagrin of all the other queens. Needless to say I've always been quite the lady's man. Anyway we left them behind with the Jezebel and the other kits and made our way to the Ball. As we watched we were swept away in the song and dance – a wondrous blur of soaring sound and whirling color.

As the mating dance began all the queens (without much subtlety I might add) may their way towards me, but I already had my eyes on the night's prize. I'd been waiting for this moment for a long time. Bombi and I danced together and when all the others were settling down to sleep in each other's arms we stole away from the rest.

Hey pervs! You were hoping for some good stuff, and I just had to deliver! No, it's not him just yet, and I'm gonna be honest – this one won't be pretty. Two virgins goin' at it while everyone else is sleeping? We all know that ain't gonna end well.

We found a secluded clearing and I pulled her in close. We hadn't so much as kissed before, but what the hell. I just sorta guessed my way through. I pulled her in close and kissed her, running my hands down her sides before grabbing her rear and pulling her down on top of me. She responded well to this kind of treatment and began kissing me even more violently. I slid my hand between us and tried to find her special place. The spell was broken momentarily with a violent "Ow!" from her when my claw poked somewhere it shouldn't have. Don't worry it gets better. She took my hand and guided it to its target before we resumed. I could smell that she was ready, and given the sudden growth I'd experienced I was too. I brought my hands up to her sides and roughly rolled over on top of her. I could see in her eyes she was loving it. The spell was again broken as I failed miserably to find the proper entrance. Told you. Again she guided me in and we finished beneath the pale light of the Jellicle Moon.

Well that's it for the first installment of what I so far haven't bothered to title. Yes I know there's a title up there, but I don't know what it is right now do I? Anyway tune in again to find out what happens when next. You pervs will probably be disappointed since I don't foresee - or would it be remember in this case since I already know what's coming (hehe ;) )? Well maybe you'll hear about me and Bombi a bit more since I did improve considerably after this one…

Heh. I remember this one time we tried this one thing and we both ended up falling and I ended up getting my – what is it with you and not leaving when you're supposed to? Can't a guy fantasize about his ex in private dammit?