A rainbow fursona just crossed the sky, hence the rainbow trail in the sky. We are now located at Hueg liek xBox lake. There seems to be someone reading a passage from a book, leaned against a tree.

"Amidst a blinding glare of descending fire, the voice of Heaven resounded with the blasphemies of Hell," she read OUT LOUD, "and the mingled agony of the lost reverberated in one apocalyptic planet-rending appeal of cyclopean din."

It was Tamao. She looks up and sees the seizure-inducing rainbow.

"lol, that story had nothing to do with rainbows."

-Etoile-

We zoom in to the crappily rendered dorms. Nagisa was peacefully sleeping. While she slept all her deepest desires of loli and incest were played out in her subconscious--though, she was disturbed from her sleep when she wakes up to see that she was almost raep'd by Tamao.

Nagisa jerked awake, "AKAZUKIN THAT'S NOT MR. WOLF DDDDD:"

Tamao looks at her and smiles as she put her uniform back on, "Oh, hay lol. You're very kawaii desu when you're asleep."

"Make like Mitchell Henderson and kill yourself."

"D'aaaawww, you're so kawaii when ur pissed too :0 ZOMG!"

A swift punt to the cunt was Nagisa's reply to Tamao. The blue haired girl then doubled over and collapsed to the ground, "Just what did you do that for, you stupid, mentally handicapped 'tard!? I was just going to tell you that your uniform is here! My vag00 hurts like a bitch..."

Nagisa then kicked Tamao out of the way and grabbed her new uniform. It consisted of a black windbreaker and a pair of pants of the same colour, goggles included, all of them lined with green.

"Would you like me to help you put it on?" Tamao offered.

The ginger shook her head in disapproval, "No thanks, Tomato. After you attempted raping me in my sleep, what would make you think that I'd let you help me dress?"

"Because you're slow."

"...Good point."

With the help of a few staples to here and there, Nagisa had finally put her uniform on. She then looks at herself in the mirror.

"I look like Juliana Wetmore... LOL!" Nagisa laughs at herself in the mirror, "Still looks pretty pimp though."

Her friend then offered her a chair, in which she graciously accepts.

The perverse girl then began to brush Nagisa's hair, "Okay, sentarse and STFU. I'm going to give you your very own 'fro. This way, you can protect people from the AIDS in our school pool."

"WHAT."

"Yes."

Of course, Tamao FAILED IT and gave Nagisa a ponytail instead.

"Can I still close the pools, Tomato?" Nagisa says, starry-eyed.

"No lol :D"

--

Meanwhile, in the hallways, we see Shizuma walking with her peeps, y'all. It's like a fucking rainbow. When they walked past the other students, the other girls would fall into a sexually sexified seizure from all the awesome, radiating from Shizumanko.

"Shizuma-sama, ur so hawt y u no buttsecks with me? am I not kawaii enuf?"

"GTFO my face, nigga."

While Shizuma was busy pwnin bitches, Nagisa and Tamao were running faster than fat cholos trying to cross the border, "Dammit, Tomato! Why must you take so long with everything you do to me!? Next time, we're gonna need a hand-check. Seriously."

"No way! We already have that as a Church procedure here!" Tamao says, whilst trying to run faster than speedycat.

But now it was low-animation-budget-tiem. The two were running too fast that they fell off the stairs and crashed into Shizuma and her bitches like bowling balls to pins. So, everyone was like, "LOLTFBBQ??"

"It was Tomato's fault. Clumsy bitch was pushing me..." Nagisa explained, she then glances upwards to see that she has just crashed into Shizuma, "Oh snap! You--!!"

Shizuma nods at her, "Osu!"

Nagisa looks at the other girl, quite mesmerized, "I WANT YOU TO STICK IT IN PLEASE."

"Aoi-san, as uber hawt Station President, I have a word of advice for you." Rokujew states, "Calm. The Fuck. Down. Please."

"WHAT. It was Tomato's fault, I told you! Damn it free mason..."

But before she could finish with her incoherent mumbling, Shizuma then spoke up, "a/s/l? Wie heiBen Sie?" haet symbols :( )

"9/F/Iran. My interests include lesbian pedophiles, lesbian rape and cheap lesbian hookers," Nagisa answered, "Mein mannlich ist Nagisa Aoi, por favor."

"From this day on, I dub you--NAGISA-CHAN!" Shizuma dramatically declared as she raised her open palm in the air and slapped Nagisa in the back with it, "GJ, faggot."

"Whu...?" Nagisa gave her a "I is retarb persun" face.

"The uniform suits you. Is that a shovel in your back pocket...?" Shizuma asks.

Nagisa rolls her eyes, "Yeah, yeah, 'cause you're diggin' that ass. No shitty pick-up lines, please."

Shizuma smacks her, "You know what? Fuck you, I think I'll go Marimite with your tie now."

...and she did. Nagisa blushed as Shizuma did this since the taller girls tits were right IN FRONT OF HER FACE. While Shizuma was fixing the tie, the ginger admired the work of art before her and started fantasizing, fading away from reality.

"I hope that today..." Shizuma slyly utters as she placed a hand on one of Nagisa's breasts thus making tons of fangirls take out their shotguns and slowly aim it at the ginger, "...will be a sexually sexified day."

Nagisa was caught in Shizuma's glare--paralyzed. Shizuma then began on trying to STICK IT IN. Tamao then thought fast and grabbed an item from her backpack. She heroically runs to Nagisa and sprays her in the face with it, "Paralyz Heal, nigga!"

Upon doing this, everyone froze from what they were doing. Tamao then yelled out, "Everybody! Hand check!"

Nobody rose their hands as they were too busy with... you know. Never mind. Well, newayz, Tamao then grabbed Nagisa away from Shizuma quickly, "Man, that was close."

Nagisa blinks at her friend, "I... was almost raped again, wasn't I?"

Tamao nods.

"Damn, that's like, the second time today D: WTF?!"

"Nagisa, we have to go to the BIOS Domain," Tamao then looks at the silver-haired girl and her band of Merry-men, "BRB FBI."

Rokujew then looks at the other students, "Everyone, it's time for the sacrifice."

Everyone threw their hands in the air and rejoiced. Much fun was to be had on that day.

After the students left, Rokujew then turns to Shizuma and cunt punts her, "You too! Calm. the Fuck. Down. Stop fucking around with the newbs, dude. It's not cool. I don't want to have to adjust your warning level. Again."

Shizuma just twitched on the floor.

--

What? What? Is this a castle? Could this be--Disneyland! NOT. Fuck. Nagisa and Tamao we're now inside the cream-colored building, getting their Digi-Beetles ready for their next assignment.

"Man, I swear, I probably shat a house of bricks back there..." Nagisa sighs, "I need to wear some sort of vag00-armor or something. That's probably work against that chick, right, Tomato? I mean, I almost had a heart aneurysm," The ginger then stops in her tracks, "My heart is beating faster than a husband beats his wife. Poor Miyuki--Oh wait, I'm not supposed to know yet, huh? HAHA, Time Paradox :D"

"I want to rip her face out and eat it... just for doing that to you." Tamao says, grinding her teeth.

"Hardcore. To the max, y'all!" Nagisa and Tamao then share an INTERNET HIGH FIVE YES. But, they were in front of the Virign Mary statue, and it got pissed at the possible lesbianismisms that it shot thunder-bolts out of her hand and fried the fuck out of the two young girls. Did u c whut i did thar?

Inside their work stations, student of NORMAL FUCKING HAIR COLOURS were standing around, acting like little cunts. God, I want to kill them all.

Upon walking in, Nagisa then yelled out, "OSU! Guess who's here? That's right. I'm in the house now. Bitch," This caused Tamao to FACEPALM.

A rush of fangirls then crowded around Nagisa spouting out random shit like, "Dayumns D: You should have video taped that! Man, I bet it was hot! HOT YOUTUBE MATERIAL! Best part is, it'll be flagged! HOSHI--That's awesome. I came just thinking about it."

Nagisa then grabbed hold of Tamao, "Tomato, I'm skeered... WAAAUGH."

Tamao returned with a hug, as well as a quick squeeze to one of the ginger's show-stoppers, "It's okay lol," She then turns to the fangirls, "Hay, how did the info spread faster than AIDS?"

One of the fangirls (Oh man, DRILL HAIR! Ha ha ha... That's nice) spoke up, "It's like a fucking worm! It's all over the server! It was like that Tubgirl epidemic last year :DDDDDDD"

Now Tamao and Nagisa were like :O WTF!?!?shift+/ So they fuz0r'd and knocked the shit out of the hormonal lesbian fantards. It was SUPER EFFECTIVE--CRITICAL HIT--MASSIVE DAMAGE--POWER OVERWHELMING. Just kidding, it was a failure and they got ran over by the fantards.

"Tomato, How do we escape THIS MADNESS...!?" Nagisa asks her friend, a tone of worry in her voice.

Tamao paused. She looks up and exclaims, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

And so, that was how two girls fought and held-up an army of 30. EPIC EPIC EPIC.

After all that bullshit, it was time to get into some SRS BSNS. While the teacher was paraphrasing a sermong given by Hitler, Nagisa was in her own little world, thinking of lolis and rape.

--

Inside the cafeteria, Tamao was force-feeding Nagisa with food, specifically some corm (Corn is spelled corm. No exceptions), "im in ur dinin room! eatin ur corm!"

"i haet corm. BUT WHATEVER! I'm going to turn you into every inflation artists' wet dream!"

"Oh you suck," Nagisa whined, "Hmm. At least the food's not as shitty as I thought it would be. And there's so many chicks here. They're taking up all my breathing space... this won't be good if you want me to become a fatty."

Tamao lol'd, "Don't worry, they'll be 'eating out' soon. But you know, here at the Ichigo Domain, that's a rule... that bastard Shizuma, gave out... Best thing she's done, IMO..."

"The parfait tastes like shit."

"That's not parfait."

"What is that then?"

"Hell, if I know, I ain't tryin' that. Thomas Hewitt's the chef for that stuff."

"Who?"

Tamao then shook her head, "Never mind! Never mind!" She looks at Nagisa, who was halfway from putting a sandwich in her mouth, "Hey now, wasn't that mine? Hurr hurr."

Nagisa inspects the plates and sees that she has eaten practically EVERYTHING, "Hey! Don't go and blame me! Because of you, we didn't have time for breakfast! Fag! And see, how I'm still not a Pokayman master!? Guess who I should thank for that!?"

"There's one sandwich left, do you want it...?" Tamao asks her gluttonous buddy.

"That wouldn't be very ni--OKAY, I WANT IT. Dude, I'm hungry. Must've been that hit from the bong this morning. DOMO ARIGATOU, MR. TOMATO." Nagisa then proceeds to ravenously eat the sandwich.

Tamao grins, "...it won't be soon 'till that sandwich will be me. Gehehe..."

"What was that?" Nagisa says, wither her mouth half-full.

"Nothing. Let's talk about clubs instead, shall we? Say, what club are you planning on joining?" Tamao vigorously asks.

Nagisa, in turn, scratches her head, "Uhh..."

Tamao then stole for the win, "JOIN THE LITERATURE CLUB! EVERY WEDNESDAY WE HAND OUT FREE EROTICA WRITTEN BY LESBIANS FOR LESBIANS! JOIN DAMN YOU!" She starts shaking Nagisa.

"...Porn, huh." Nagisa mutters, "Hmm, books... by any chance are the erotica picture books?"

Tamao then lowers her head, "No."

"Then hell no, I'm not joining some shitty club like that."

"OPINION DENIED! I'm taking you whether you like it or not!" Tamao huffs.

"This sucks small, blue penis." Nagisa sighs.

"I'll be reading my VERY DESCRIPTIVE fanfic about Jesus and Judas!"

Nagisa then turned her frown to a smirk, "Oh ho ho, gay, angsty, religious, erotica you say? I'm there then. Man, let's see how much lulz you can bring to my crappy day."

"That's aw--" Tamao was interrupted when she saw two girls approach their table, "Oh crap! It's the internet police! Err--I mean, y halo thar Tougi, Kanou! welcum to... this place lol"
Funny thing about these two girls. Their hair colours and eye colours are swapped for each other. LOL! Wtf is this shit. Well, anyway, they looks like their there for some SRS BSNS.

Tamao then looks around nervously, "Hey, hey, where's Shizuma?"

"They're having a council orgy right now. So, yeah," Mizuho explained.

"A toute a l'heure," says Hitomi thus closing the conversation. The two then walked away.

Nagisa then turns to Tamao, her head tilted sideways, "Damn, wtf was that about lol."

"I don't know..." Tamao looks up, rubbing her chin with her hand, "But, you see, during council orgies, Shizuma should be there, 'cause she's the one who brings the toys and etc."

"WOW. Why, exactly?"

"Because this is animu."

"Oh yeah huh:D"

And with that, Nagisa was content. For the next three minutes.

--

Rokujew DYNAMIC ENTRY'd her way into the room, finding her Vice and Secretary just standing there with Shizuma missing.

"I told you to watch her!" Rokujew yelled angrily.

"We did," the red haired secretary nods, "the whole time!"

The green haired (WRYYYY) vice-president then adds, "Yeah, were watching her--we saw everything."

BA-DUM PISH. Bad joke is BAAAAAAAAD. Kill me, please.

"Blast! Why must every shit-filled snowball hit me in the face!?" Rokujew was pissed to the MAX 'yall.

The secretary shook her head, "Well, it's too late now, the officers from Blue Falcon and Gold Hawk are here."

Now Rokujew is even more pissed than before. She then went to cunt punt every chick in her path as she stormed out. Her and her troops went to the cafeteria to ask other students if they might have captured some sight of the gray-haired carpet licker.

Hitomi glared at Rokujew's statement, "We need to tie that bitch up to a pole or something."

Rokujew then covered Hitomi's mouth with her hand, "Shh! Not so loud! The whole council is looking for her right now. If they hear then--"

Two girls did hear. It was Tamao and Nagisa as they were still in the cafeteria. They started laughing at the council's failure. They, too, were cunt punted for doing so.

--

Inside the council meeting room. Everyone was seated in their chairs patiently, except for one chick.

"Late," Blue Falcon's ubermach-Aryan president stated, "Those damn weeaboos are late."

"Did someone say weeaboo?" the Gold Hawk's president leaned in closer, with her hand cupped to her ear, " 'cause I think I heard someone say WEEABOO!"

"WEEABOO! WEEABOO!" Everyone hollered, as they took out their paddles and slapped their palms with it. They shuffled closer towards Blue Hawk's president, mischievous grins written on their faces.

"Shit," the Aryan sighs, "We don't have time for this."

"THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A PADDLING!" The eccentric ribbon-wearing commander yells, her eyes unfocused. They then tried to grab hold of the Aryan's skirt and began to pull it down. ALL OF A SUDDEN-- their activities were interrupted by Rokujew's troops.

"You guys," Rokujew tried to cover her council's mistake, " HEY! LET'S FIND SHIZUMA AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER! YEAH! ...Don't put me in the Jew oven anymore..."

"Oh? So you lost her? Yeah, I shouldn't expect much from an inferior being," the Aryan glared at Rokujew (LOLLERCAUST, please), brushing off some of the council from pulling down her skirt any further.

Ribbon-donning chick just lol'd, "Oh my, could she be having super-suteki-sugoii buttsecks without us? OH HO HO."

"Speaking of buttsecks..." the aryan grinned, looking thoughtfully at the Gold Hawk's president.

"Fuck you lol."

"Would everyone STFU!?" Rokujew said as she punched the closest person next to her.

--

"I've been asked when my first real experience with a little girl took place several times. My best answer would be about 7 months ago..." Tamao began, "My train stopped to pick some people up, and this pretty little girl who looked to be about 7 years old approached me and politely asked if she could sit by me..."

The rest of the literature club listened carefully. Nagisa sat in the back, quietly cursing at the others who sat in the desks as they had the opportunity to be able to hide their hands underneath their desks and do their business while listening to Tamao tell her story.

Tamao continued on reading, "...I was surprised that she was more worried about trying her hardest to please me instead..."

Everyone in the room that was listening to Tamao's story started fapping uncontrollably--except for poor Nagisa.

"The only thing that continues to haunt me about that night is how much money I blew on the taxi fare. Still, I guess it was worth it." Once Tamao had finished, it took everyone about a minute or so to clap as their hands were pretty full back there.

The literature president then stood up, "Tamao, that was a very wonderful story. Knowing that the love was unrequited, but still yearning for it. May I have the .txt file?"

"Sure, dawg."

"Nice."

The other members wanted MOAR they yelled out things like, "Tamao! Read the part about her pooper!" or "I CAME RAINBOWS!"

Tamao grunted, "Are you for reals? That shit took an hour to read."

Nagisa was in the back, taking a snooze, bored to death from not being able to fap like everyone else.

--

Nagisa decided to take a walk in the woods, looking for some buttsecks--as she was fueled by Tamao's story.

"Maybe someday..." Nagisa thought, "Tamao can write my copypastas for me. I'm crap at that stuff."

She looks up at the lens flare'd sky, "What the world needs is moar lens flare. Yes, moar lens flare... desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu harbl harbl desu desu..."

Nagisa got disappointed of herself, seeing as how she can't make a poem for shit emotear What a fag. She hears shuffling within the nearby bushes.

"...Shizu...what'sherface... Hey, anyone there?" She whispered quietly. She walked closer towards the shuffling noise. She finds Shizuma attempting to have buttsecks with another girl, "Wasn't this bitch supposed to be at that orgy or some shit?"

Nagisa saw that Shizuma was now using shitty pick-up lines to score some points with the other chick and pop her cherry. Nagisa then thought to herself, "OH HAY, IT LOOKS LIEK QUITE THE SUSPICIOUS SCENE ZOMG! HOW CAN I NOT KNOW? LOL WUT."

Shizuma was almost about to "infiltrate" the other girl's "base". Nagisa got all jealous and shit and purposely stepped on a twig to break the tension, "Oops, did u c whut i did thar? hurr hurr. Man, cliche's are funny as fuck, I tell you whut."

Interrupted, Shizuma jerks her head back up, looking around. She then looks back at the other girl.

"Hey, you, where's the money?"

--

Nagisa ran as fast as she could to a place far from where Shizuma was; she was fleeing from the scene. She then collapses at the bank of the lake.

She pulls out a small tape recorder, "Haha! Evidence right here."

She pauses for a bit.

Nagisa brings the tape recorder close to her face, presses the record button and states, "Note to self: Put tape in tape recorder."

--

I forgot what happens here, so let's fast forward a bit...

Nagisa runs into the Prescario Domain, the place where they store all of Astraea Server's data, looking for moar buttsecks related stories. Sadly, all she finds are archived Harry Potter books.

"OH NOES! HERMIONE DOESN'T END UP WITH DRACO D: NOW MY FANFICS MEAN NOTHING!" She screamed in agony after finding out the truth.

She continued to scan for a few more minutes until--A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Shizuma places her hands on Nagisa's shoulders, "Oh man, we meet again,"

"Man, you're like those shitty porno ads. You're hawt, alluring, and everywhere. Please stop," Nagisa pleads.

"REQUEST DENIED." Shizuma says as she attempts to get some.

"o i c whut u did thar..." Nagisa couldn't continue as she was paralyzed again. If only Tamao were here with some of her Pokayman related items...

"SHOOP DA WHOOP!"

With that, Shizuma and Nagisa were interrupted from their buttsecks. They turn around to see a small blue haired (GAH) loli, covered in a pile of smoldering data.

"I accidentally fired mah lazer..." she cries out.

Nagisa runs towards her, "Good job:D Yes, destroy all the evidence, this way, my fanfics will make sense again!"

Tamao then pops out from a vent and falls on the loli, causing the underaged girl to be knocked the fuck out, "OSU!"

"Tomato!" Nagisa yelled ecstatically, but then she realizes, "How did you know I was here...? Are you stalking my by any chance?"

Tamao shook her head, "Oh man, you see, I was at this paddling party! Rokujew was there, she told me that I'd see you here and maybe if I could ask you to join the us. It's pretty fun, actually. How it all started... Hmm well, the one of them told me... You, see it's 'cause this Aryan chick was all like--"

"Tomato, I don't care." Nagisa says, totally deadpan.

"Then what brings you here?"

"I was almost raped. AGAIN." Nagisa explains.

"I lol'd."

"Hey, don't laugh at my misfortunes! Rape is no laughing matter...lol"

--

Inside a darkened room, Shizuma was confronted by Rokujew. The silver-haired girl was standing near her window, listening to some MCR while the moon glistened across her beautiful features. Rokujew was standing in the shadows, ready to hang herself from the blatant show of conforming to nonconformists.

"Fifty push-ups for every minute you missed at the meeting." Rokujew strictly ordered.

Shizuma looked at her for a few seconds.

"...fuck."

So, that pretty much totals to... A LOT.

--

Meanwhile, inside Tamao and Nagisa's sleeping quarters, the two girls were smoking weed.

Tamao turns to Nagisa, "Hey, Nagisa, wanna go to Taco Bell?"

Nagisa shook her head, "Nah, that stuff gives me the runs..."

"Dude... what are toenails for? Toe covers? Uhh... I'm still hungry. Mayo or relish?" asks Tamao, holding up two jars of unidentifiable liquids.

"Hey! Let's put it on some cookies! HIGH FIVE!" Nagisa starts shivering, rubbing her hands on her arms, warming herself up, "Man... It's cold. It's like wearing nip-ons."

Tamao puts her hand to her stomach, "Hungry. Wanna go order Happy Meals at White Castle?"

"That'd be great! Man, you're a genius, Tomato. Hey, can I still get my Pika--"

"Nagisa, just STFU. Please."

Tamao stands up, grabs the phone and starts dialing the number for White Castle.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HAPPY MEALS...?"

--

Nagisa just got her report card! Straight F's! Will she stand up for herself and ask the teacher to PUT SOME D's on that bitch? Or is she gonna have to choke a bitch like Wayne Brady? Perhaps a Zidane themed headbutt? Find out on the next time on the next episode of HOUSE M.D.