A/N: Sorry about not updating for a while, I've been taking math tests for the past few weeks. _ AHH, THE PAIN THE PAIN! Oh, yeah my puns are getting worse and worse as well, great!

Vegetable ~ same: Caw Caw

Oh, HI VEGETABLE~Sama

Vegetable ~ same: Caw caw

Caw caw?

Vegetable ~ same: CAW CAW

Note: the caws are actual quotes from Vegetable~sama

Well, anyways without further ado, I hope you enjoy this chapter Reader~san and Vegetable~sama! (Though if you are reading this Vegetable~sama you'd technically be reader~san.)

Eli shrank back and gulped. Man I'm done for.

"AHAHAHAHA," Nozomi suddenly started laughing. "Your expression is priceless." Eli scowled and looked back at Nozomi. Nozomi rubbed her eyes though. "Sorry bout that Elichi, it was just too funny."

"I don't see how that's funny," Eli said, huffing. "Anyways since when did you start calling me Elichi?"

"I dunno, It just came out of nowhere," Nozomi said, shrugging. Eli didn't seem convinced.

"Are you gonna poke my eyeballs out now?" Eli asked.

"What?" Nozomi said, raising her eyebrows. "Oh God, no,I would never do that."

Eli glared at her, unconvinced. "You sure, because I found these things!" Eli held out one of the squid voodoo dolls accusingly. Nozomi glanced at her dumbfoundedly. Then she burst out laughing, this time she was actually crying and rolling around the floor. Eli didn't seem to understand what was so funny.

"What?!" Eli demanded, her face turning red, she looked like a balloon. This caused Nozomi to laugh even harder.

"Oh my God, Elichi you're way too funny!" Nozomi was laughing hysterically. Why the hell won't she take me seriously?! Eli screamed in her head. "I got those dolls from a friend of mine who said she didn't want them anymore," Nozomi said, trying to stifle her giggles. Eli still didn't seem convinced. She gestured to the pentagram lying in Nozomi's suitcase. "Oh yeah my friend also gave me those," Nozomi said nodding. Eli wrinkled her nose, what kind of a friend gave people voodoo dolls and pentagrams. Her friend must have a screw loose! Eli wrinkled her nose. Nozomi then proceeded to set down grocery bags, that Eli hadn't seen on her.

Eli walked closer to the bag and began inspecting it, she sniffed it and prodded at it. Nozomi was trying her hardest not to laugh.

"What's in here?" Eli asked, poking the bag.

"Food," Nozomi responded immediately.

"Are you sure?" Eli asked, glaring intensely at Nozomi. Nozomi locked eyes with her and nodded. Eli pursed her lips and continued to stare at Nozomi. Nozomi decided to just leave, it was getting way too awkward.

"Yes, I'm very very sure," Nozomi said, firmly. "Anyways, I was just wondering if you'd like to go on a walk with me," Eli thought hard on it. If she went with Nozomi she could potentially get kidnapped. But if she went she could also learn more about Nozomi and her cult.

"Alright," Eli said, propping herself up and brushing things of her pants.

When they got outside, they were greeted by the sight of a black feather stuck in a tree.

"Wha-" Eli started.

….. SLAM Eli found herself being tackled to the ground by a person in gray and blue.

"DIE HUMAN OCTOPUS DIE!" The person screeches slapping Eli with what appeared to be gloves. Eli looked closely at the culprit who had attacked her. She wore a gray squid pajama and had a feather tucked tightly into a bun on her head. The culprit proceeds to pull out a spray bottle and squirts Eli with it.

"What was that for?!" Eli asked, incredulously. "Are you like some kind of angry clown?"

"What? I'm a freaking fallen squid!" the girl scowled, gesturing to her outfit. "See, don't you see the tentacles?"

"Oh, yeah I see it," Eli said, sarcastically. "You mean those gloves right?" The squid girl looked infuriated.

"WHY CAN'T ANYBODY SEE THAT THESE ARE REAL TENTACLES?!" the girl wailed. Eli immediately felt pitiful towards the girl.

"Well, I can see your other tentacle," Eli said, gesturing to the girl's other hand.

"Hm, maybe I was wrong about you, you aren't an octopus human," the girl said humming thoughtfully. "Name's Yohane." Yohane then proceeded to offer Eli a hand/tentacle.

Eli shook it firmly,"Name's Eli."

"Nice to meet you Eli," Yohane said gripping Eli's hand even harder. Eli winced, slightly. "Well, I hope to see you around my fellow fallen squid." She then propelled herself back into the tree. Eli heard a snicker behind her and froze.

"That was real smooth Elichi real smooth," Nozomi said, applauding Eli.

Eli's face burst red. "You saw it!"

"I saw everything, I even have it under tape," Nozomi said grinning evilly, pointing to a video camera.

"Oh you did not just do that!" Eli said, shaking her head.

"I did," Nozomi said matter of factly as she dashed away.

"FUDGE YOU!" Eli screeched running after the girl. "DELETE THAT YOU BRICK!"

Sauces:

Eli stared intently at her blue squid plushie, Squiddly.

"Squiddly," she questioned, "Should I play another Ranked Battle or wait until tomorrow?" Squiddly didn't respond since he was a plushie. Nozomi chuckled from the corner of the room, she had recorded it all. "NOZOMI!" Eli screeched as she threw Squiddly at her.

"Ya finally stopped calling me Tojo," Nozomi grinned and ran around, with Eli chasing after her.

"GIMME THAT!" Eli roared, scratching at Nozomi.

"You're like a cat," Nozomi grinned, dancing around the house. "A very cute kitten~"

A/N: Lol, this chapter was pretty bad. It was born when I was eating calaMari. (Get it? See the pun)?

Eli: *pants pants* WHY THE HECK IS NOZOMI SO FAST?!

Nozomi: Heheh, my name is Nozoomi after all

Yoshiko: *POOF* I HAVE APPEARED LOWLY OCTOPUSES

Eli: Oh, no it's you

Yoshiko: I HAVE FOUND YOU FELLOW SQUID!

Eli: I will kill you if you come closer

Ehehe, how about I end it here. Well anyhow reader~chan I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Feel free to give a review(It would be greatly appreciated :)).Also, I'll try to update ASAP. Well anyways CIAO! See ya next chapter.(P.S Feel free to send me stuff or ask me stuff on my tumblr: thegreatzura. (Ah, shameless advertising).)