I'm sure you're all eager to know about my Dad, Joe. On his myspace it just says that he's a horse but I think I'm willing to be a little more open than that. Joe was born from his own mum(well duh...) and a good mate of ours, Chris. Now the thing is when Joe was born, Chris wasn't very old, literally born in the same year. I know what you're thinking, how does a newborn shag a hawt piece of ass like Joe's mum. Quite simple really in 2028 a person invented a time machine,(we're not allowed to know the person name as this may cause some kind of crazy shit that I can't get my head around.) Chris took the chance to make a difference in his life as it was rather dull and boring, mainly because Joe or me wasn't you know... Not alive and all. Funny thing is Chris met Julia(Joe's mum, I'de thought get a little personal... I laughed when I found this name out, I thought it was gonna be a slaggy name... Like Karen.) over the course of his life and she always stuck in his mind. Right in it. He tried to get it on with Julia and succeeded.

Some people maybe confused though, how does this story make Joe a horse? Chris is a half-caste, Joe's mum is white. There's no horse in there? Wrong! This is a two part tale my good friends...

So... As we know, Chris used a time machine to get at Julia, what we didn't know is that there was a horse involved. Chris met up with Julia in the fields of Desford and managed to sweep her of her feet. Chris noticed that there was a horse in the fields, even though there was this fine piece of ass right of him he couldn't take his eyes of the horse. His slender yet firm back. His fluffy tale. Chris was standing to attention, Julia thought he was really happy to see her but we know that it was the horse... Before the foreplay ended and the real interacial fuck fest started Chris really wanted the horse to come into the games, so he quite bluntly said to Julia:

"I want that Horse on me, now."

She was quite stunned by the lack of subtly and the timing, after all she didn't really want a horse involved in their sex games. But if she didn't have that shag she would die.

The thing about Julia is, if she didn't get that shag a day she quite simply cease to function because, lets face it, she had no other real reason to live. She is what we common people call a 'Sexual Deviant'. She gave the whole confuzzled look, it's not very often someone asks you to have sex with a horse being involved. But she had to do what she had to do and wearily nodded.

Chris and Julia walked over to the horse hand in hand like a normal couple with the purest of intentions, well except they were stark naked in a middle of a field heading towards a horse. That and Chris had the largest stiffy had in his entire life with the thoughts of the horse plaguing his mind. The plan was to passively shag right in front of the horse with Chris's ass in the high up in the air to goat the horse to jump right inside Chris's ass. Which they did so, but nothing really happened for a good 10 minutes or so. Chris got bored waiting for the horse to take the bait and instead pounded Julia like the dirty hoe that she is. It was then, when Chris least suspected it the horse stuck his 20 foot cock right in his ass, being so large it ripped right through his ass all the way to his cock, Chris and the Horse were double-teaming Julia's gaping hole that we would call a cum bucket. As this was quite a shock for Chris he pretty much came straight away and so did the horse, the cum sort of molded into each other which made half-black/half-horse spunk.

Chris died and Julia got pregnant.