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Yoshinobu looked up and saw two big blue eyes staring at him. He immediately stopped crying and looked at the beautiful lady and started crying again.

"Oh f it!" swoor the lady "Dont cry my love Im not gonna hurt you!" she said panickly and looked around What should I doooooooooooo! shouted her chibi self. She then hugged the kid and stroked his hair.

Yoshinobu was shocked. This lady didnt know him but she had hugged him so easily and hummed that nice tone for him. He felt... warm. Not even his uncles made him feel that warm. He thought it was a bit like his aunt Chrome but... no. It was warmer. Papa warm! Yeah thats it! She felt a bit like papa! Yoshinobu leaned closer and rubbed his itchy nose on the ladys chest and she gigled (A/N: I have come across a lot of babys and they do that when they feel comfortable and sleepy. Its really cute and it tickles a bit but it feels so wutchy!) She looked down and saw the kid was yawning Just like Al he cries over nothing and then sleeps. Psss boys and then you say girls are moody! "Love where is your mama?" imediatelly the kid darkened and cuddled closer to her. He has no mom? Or is he abused by her? "Pa-papa" said the boy and beamed. The girl beamed too. "Where is your papa then?" the boy searched around his neck and found a cord. The girl tittled her head as she saw the boy pull the cord and a travel tag appeared. He showed it to the girl and she took it from around his neck.

HELLO! (≧▽≦)/ My name Yoshinobu and I lost my way

Could you please contact my papa? His name is Sawada

Tsunayoshi and this is his number

xxxxxxx

Thank you very much sir/madame for your help! *:.。.o(≧▽≦)o.。.:*

The girl didnt know what to think of the tag... cute or creepy. Looks like sonething Dianna would write she sweatdropped and looked at the kid. "So your name is Yoshinbu?" the kid nodded. "And your papa is Sawada Tsunayoshi?" the kid nodded and pointed at her "Me?Im Marialina!" she looked at the pussled expression of the kid "But you can call me whatever you want my love!" she said and hugged the kid with a radiant smile on her face.

Even 'Mama'? thought Yoshinobu surprising him self. How could he consider someone he just met his mama? It was weird but still... he thought that it suited th girl. Mama...

"Oh boy! My phone is out of battery"said Marialina putting her useless phone into her pocket. She looked at the boy in her arms and he looked up too.

"Hey Yoshinobu wanna come to my house? Ill call your dad from there plus its starting to get cold and probably are hungry." The boy nodded imediately and the girl picked him up without a question and headed out the park not knowing the man that was entering the park in search for the boy. Like an instinged Yoshinobu hid his face on the girls hair but then he forgot it, for the hair of the lady was HEAVEN for a hair maniac like him.

It was smooth!

It was long!

It was PERFECT!

Yoshinobu smelled the hair and he loved the woman in seconds.

Strawberry, cherry and cakes...oh the joy! the boy started to tear and Maria (A/N:Im too bored to write her full name so lets call her Maria for short, shall we?) panicked.

After a while they reached Marias apartment. She placed Yoshinobu on the couch and took his shoes of. She reached for the phone that was on top of the conter and sat behind the kid with her legs on each side of Yoshinobu like some sort of arm chair and hugged him by the waist. Yoshinobu understood that the girl liked hugs too and wasnt like those perverts his uncle Gokudera and Mukuro were talking about. A person with such pretty black hair couldnt be a bad person.

As Maria was pressing his papas number carefully he looked around. In front of the couch was a coffe table and a TV with a cupboard full of dvds beneath it. The were two more couches and a table with cooking books next to the couch they were currently cuddling in the kitchen was separated from the living room by a white counter with a few tall seats. Inside the kitchen was a table with six mismatched chairs.

The number you dialled is currently unavailable. Please call again.

Maria sighed. Yoshinobu took his eyes off a big blue bag and look at her. "Your papa has his phone closed we will try again in a bit ok?" the boy nodded and looked depressed. Did his papa leave him after all? Maria sensed it and grabbed a cooking book from the tqble next to her and opened it in front of the kid. "Hey lets cook something im starving" she said as she flipped the pages. That until Yoshinobu slammed a page startling her. He looked at the woman with determint eyes and pointed at the picture "Applepie? Are you sure? Thats more of a desert than food" Yoshinobu started at her and Maria bent. down the weight of his gase. "ok ok!Applepie it is!" she scouped the kid up and took him to the kitchen. She wore an apron and changed Yoshinobus shirts with one of hers so the want get dirty. She took the ingrediens out the cupboards and they started cooking. Soon after they were covered head to toe with flour. The reason? Flour fighting. You have flour and two hungry stomachs. What will you do? An applepie? No, dont be silly! You through it to each other of course! And thats what happened. The flour covered woman put the apple pie in the oven and took the giggling kid to the bathroom. She tickled him a bit and then she tried to wash him clean. But when you tickle a kid you have to expect reveng. When Maria opened the tub of the sink and cupped her hand so she can store water and wash the boys face Yoshinobu bent, stored water in his mouth and spit it on the girls face.

"HEY THATS RUDE!" she shouted and Yoshinobu felt sorry in an instant. The girl with a serious expresion she splashed the kid with water that squaled. "Now we are even" she said with a smile. Yoshinobu smiled too at the girl that tried to wash his hair. "Nope. No luck. Into the shower." she said pointing the shower. Yoshinobu grimaged. "Dont give me that look young man! Do you know what will happen if you dont shower?" the boy nodded no and the girl smirked and started explaining with gross details about the buggs that will grow in his body and will it him from inside out. Before she could explain how the bloody bugs would look after they come of your skin Yoshinobu through his shirt and underwear and hopped into the shower. Maria laughed and helped him bath. After he finished he got dressed and Maria grabbed her charged cell phone once more and dialled Yoshinobus papa. This time it rang.

In an airport in Malta Tsuna had just turned his phone on. He had just come out the plane from Japan and was about to get into his private jet to Rome and then into his car (more like limo) to get to his house (more like castle) and his beloved son (again more like angel in his eyes) when his phone rang in his hand. He looked at it pussled.

"Who is it?"asked his tutor

"I don t know" he answered and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

" Hello is this Sawada Tsunayoshi?" asked a gentle female voice over the phone. Tsunas heart was racing like crazy.

"Yes its me. Do you have some business with me?"

"Well actually I dont know if you can call it business. I have found your son Yoshinobu alone at the park today"

"WHAT?" Tsunas companions attention was instatly on him

"Please dont worry so much he is fine. He is currently at my house. I tried to call you earlier but it said you were not available."

"Yeah i was ona plane. Actually i am gonna be in a plane for three or so more hours. Could you take care of him for me please?" he asked. The girl giggled making Tsunas heart flutter. What in the Primo's old fashioned underwear is going on with him?

"Sorry but Yoshinobu wabts to talk to you." Tsuna heared the phone change hands

"Papa?"

"Yoshinobu honey are you ok?" asked Tsuna at his stupid papa voice. At this words the guardians plus Reborn crushed Tsuna and tried to reach the phone and listen to the kid talking.

"Un"

"Is the woman taking care of you a good person?" asked Tsuna

"Uh ha. Bke yiyg bruuuuuuuuuu"

"So she has nice hear?" asked Hibari.

"Un un un. biobbru maaaaa"

"And cooked you apple pie?"

"Un. agou gou "

"But you started a flour battle and got flour all over your clothes and she tickled you will she. was helping you. wash and then you splashed her with water and she splashed you too and she told you about carnivorous bugs that grow if you dont shower and then you showered and the shampoo smelled nice and now yoy are waiting for the apple pie to get out the oven and it smells nice?"

"Where the hell did yoy understand all this" asked Gokudera

"Dont insult me herbivore"

"Honey can I talk to the lady again?"

"Un"

"Hello?"

"Hi its me again I just wanted to thank you miss..."

"Marialina Acerino. And please dont worry so much."

Tsuna smiled at that. And everyone noticed and smiled/smirked too. "Ill call you when we land could you tell me your address?"

"Of course its... If you have problem finding it just call me. Wait something smells... THE FOOD!" shouted the girl droping the phone. The adults from the other line could hear Yoshinobu laughing his heart out and Maria shouting 'HUUUUU IM BURNING' and Yoshinibu laughing even harder.

Tsuna hung up and got into his jet with a smile plastered on his face.

Im sadist and I know it! (dum damdam dam dam). Ill leave you here with your agony! Please review its a way to show you like this story plus it makes me feel nice and warm in my little sadistic heart!