Oooooyeah
(shows Mr. Corelli making out with himself)
Students; Mr. Corelli!
Mr. Corelli; oh!, um, why don't we go in to our textbooks and learn the diameter of pi.
(Oliver raises his hand)
Mr. Corelli: yes Oliver
Oliver: wouldn't we fail the test?
Mr. Corelli: and why is that?
Lily: because this is English class.
Mr. Corelli: well blondie if you know so much why don't you teach the class
Lily: um that's okay uh how about Miley?
Miley: (Staring at Jake then realizing she is in class) oh um 57?
Mr. Corelli : uh no but since you guys don't want to learn how about we talk about the dance? Of course the librarian wouldn't want me to at this point. Does anyone have her number?( kids stare at him weird) anyway this year girls ask boys.( kids groan) all right I know it's the last thing we all want to do but the school set up a dating system so now you kids can have your little boyfriends and girlfriends and send e-mails and don't have to worry about what kind of dish your mom sends you 12 stinking times a week. ( kids stare at him weird) Please don't make that mistake. So you go on the internet and you just ask a bunch of questions and they pair you off with your you soul mate, your loving mate your stinking primate. Don't make that mistake either. (bell rings, Miley, Lily and Oliver walk out)
Lily: so you guys think that this whole dating system is going to work out?
Oliver: I hope so, I got my eyes on a foxy lady!
Lily: okay Miley, while James Brown sits daydreaming about his beloved cream to his coffee, I'm guessing you'll want to go with Jake.
Miley: you guessed right. I totally wish I could just go up to him and say (Jake comes uo to them)
Jake: Hey guys
Miley: move over, I'm late for my my next class! (walks away)
Oliver: yeah that'll lift him off his feet.
Lily: shut up.
Oliver: just saying
(credits roll in)