Here's the first chapter of my Transformers Parody. I change the title of it because I hated the other one. It may be a little weird, but I always try to keep parody fics at least a bit original since I like them to be a little different from the movie itself.
I'm also still taking some suggestions, but I will NOT be changing any of the main cast members I posted in the last chapter. But I will take some quotes and any characters that can play minor roles.
Well, enjoy the first chapter. It's a little short though.
Nickmorphers
Before time began, there was a flute. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, and others for evil. And so began the war, a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the flute was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth. But we were already too late.
On planet Earth in the present day, there was a jet flying over the forest.
In an everyday Summer Camp called Camp Kidney, some campers that were mostly animals were playing tetherball, doing other stuff and a moose who was the scoutmaster was sunbathing.
An orange monkey in a camp uniform came up to an elephant and rhino in a scout uniform, the monkey's name was Lazlo.
"Hey Raj," Lazlo greeted, "Have you seen the new camper?"
Raj answered, "He said he wanted to find technology around here that would help contact a plane that would help get him out of here."
"A plane." Clam also said.
"Well, while I was getting some marshmallows I saw an aircraft about 10 miles from here." Lazlo mentioned. "Maybe he was contacting that plane so he can go home and get something he forgot."
Meanwhile, the scoutmaster's assistant, Slinkman came up to him, "Scoutmaster Lumpus, sir?" He told the moose.
"What is it, Slinkman?" Lumpus replied.
Slinkman answered, "We have some readings of an unidentified aircraft heading this way, and no one seems to know why."
"What?" Lumpus asked uninterested. "Alright, let's see what the military's doing here." He reluctantly got up and followed Slinkman.
Meanwhile, in one of the cabins, a twelve-year-old boy with glasses was talking on a monitor to someone. His name is Dib.
"But dad, why did you have to send me here?" Dib complained to his dad Professor Membrane.
Professor Membrane replied, "Now son, we've already been through this, if you're not gonna get out of all this paranormal business and get into real science, then I would just have to send you to camp and get you to see the light. And that's precisely what I did."
Outside, the just from before began to land right in the middle of Camp Kidney. The bean scouts stared at it.
"Hey what's going on?" Lumpus wondered.
"Our radar's jammed, sir." Slinkman answered. "It seems to be coming from that chopper
Then suddenly, the lights in the cabin went out.
Dib's monitor started to turn off too.
"Dad?" Dib called as he tried to fix it. "Dad, can you hear me? Dad?" Dib sighed when the computer turned off and he began to head outside.
As the bean scouts continued to stare at the helicopter, the noticed a pilot in the front seat of it.
"Hey, pilot!" A platypus named Edward called out. "You think you can use this hunk of junk to fly me out of here?!"
But when the pilot turned to them, he started to flicker and an evil grin appeared on his face and his appearance started to change.
Lumpus and Slinkman came out, and Lumpus asked, "What's going on out here?! Who is this?!"
The pilot began to speak through a microphone on his wrist. "You want to know my identification?! Well, I Technus: master of all things electronical shall show you what the Deceptitoons can do!"
He pushed another button on the helicopter controls and the chopper began to fold back, and change shape until it became a giant robot with Technus inside.
"Cool," Two slugs named Chip and Skip said.
But all the other campers just screamed and ran in different directions as Technus fired a gun out of his giant robot. Then, Technus's robot pulled back giving him hi-tech armor as he laughed evilly and blew up all the cabins and the Mess Hall.
Dib came out and saw what was going on, and then noticed Lazlo, Raj, and Clam running away.
"Lazlo, I saw something like this in a movie once, and it did not end well!" Raj yelled to Lazlo.
"I know!" Lazlo called back. "I think we're finally being invaded by aliens!"
When Dib heard Lazlo say the word 'aliens' his eyes began to widen. "Did you just say 'aliens'?! I knew coming to this camp was a good idea! Where's my video camera?"
Before he can do anything, Slinkman called out over the explosions. "Okay, everyone, single file, run toward the gate!"
"Slinkman!" Lumpus's voice called out.
Technus blew a hole in the scoutmaster's cabin and saw his computer and radio system there. Then he grabbed a hold of the power device and Lumpus ran to grab on his computer.
"Slinkman, he's stealing all my files!" Lumpus cried out.
"You'll have to shut it down, sir!" Slinkman told him.
"I don't know how!"
"Move!" Slinkman calmly ordered as he used an ax to break it apart.
Outside, there was still a bunch of explosions from Technus that the bean scouts were trying to avoid. Lazlo, Raj, and Dib hid behind the remains of the Jelly Cabin and they noticed Clam right below Technus holding a digital camera.
"Take picture." Clam said as he aimed the camera at Technus.
"What's this?" Technus wondered as he noticed Clam holding the camera and the sensors in his hi-tech goggles locked onto it, until he aimed a huge cannon at Clam.
"Uh oh," Clam said when he realized he was about to be killed.
"No!" Dib shouted when he threw the Jelly Bean totem pole at the Technus making him miss fire and allowing Clam to escape.
"Quick, let's go!" Lazlo told the others as they ran off.
Technus then released another machine out of his armor and it went underground as he continued to destroy Camp Kidney until there was nothing left.
Don't worry, the next chapter will be longer. But for now you can review and remember the suggestion box is open and whatever you put I might use.
