DISCLAIMER: Sup homies, I do not own Twilight, yada yada, I know I usually write fun openings and closings but it is literally like 4 am and I haven't sleep in like *looks at watch* ever. So read this and enjoy it. Or don't. I am so tired I couldn't care less. Quiet whimper.

Oh and for those who think this is a BellaxRosalie, it's not. All the same pairings but Bella will be with an available female vamp, kind of have one set up but if y'all have ideas feel free to share. And whoever it is, they are the person that caused the change btw. Night.

Apov

"Oh yes, I am, but please call me Esme dear. Can I help you?"

We all listened as Bella responded with something that sounded like an um, an uh, and something in Spanish rolled into one. I leaned around the corner and noticed Bella's totally awestruck face. I smiled and leaned back, whispering to low for Bella to hear.

"Hear comes lesbian attempt number 2!"

Everyone look shocked and confused but Bella came through for me, "Will you marry me?"

It was Esme's turn to respond with something incoherent but Bella shook her head.

"Wait! No don't answer that," Carlisle looked a little relieved, "we need to go on a few date's first. Will you go on a date with me?"

Esme sputtered, but Carlisle with a smile walked into the entryway and Emmett, Rosalie and I, Jasper whispering that he needs to hunt before he sees her, leaned our heads in to see Bella's reaction, she didn't disappoint. As soon as she saw Carlisle walking up she groaned theatrically before resting her head against the doorframe.

"I'm sorry," Carlisle chuckled, "but that we be my wife you are asking for in marriage."

She sighed again and lifted her head, "Sorry Mr. Cullen, but it's hard not to when your wife sounds as kind as she gorgeous."

Carlisle smiled, "I have to agree, and do call me Carlisle, Isabella."

She nodded and smiled genuinely back, "Of course, but in return call me Bella."

"Bella it is, now what can we door for you?"

She smiled but looked at Esme, "Actually, I'm here to see if I can borrow your wife," Carlisle's eyebrow rose again, "I'm completely redoing my room, paint, cabinets, dresser, the whole shebang, and my Dad told me that Esme here was an interior designer and I just wanted to ask for some advice."

I finally noticed what Bella was wearing; her outfit was totally different from what she was wearing earlier to school. Now she had a big pair of painting overalls with the words 'Paint me like one of your French girls' in elegant text painted on the side and a white tee shirt underneath. Her hair wasn't falling down in cascades but rather pulled back into a messy ponytail. On her back she had a old backpack that had been covered in so many different layers of paint it was impossible to tell what it originally looked like. Her ragged combat boots completed her image. She looked ready to work.

Espov

"I don't mean to come here asking for help but-"

"Oh relax Bella," I cut in, "if anything you are saving me from asking Emmett to destroy something so I can redesign it. I have been aching for a new project."

I gently touched Carlisle arm, telling him that I'll be in my office if he needs me silently.

He nodded and said goodbye to Bella before walking back to his office.

I gestured for Bella to follow me and turned to start walking towards my office in the back of the house. I did realize when Bella noticed the heads of my kids peaking around the corner when she started giggling at them.

"You guys look like you belong in a 90's sitcom," she said to them.

Emmett and Alice laughed but Rosalie lifted her eyebrow.

"Not you Rose," Bella reassured her, "nothing below the runway would be good enough for your beauty."

Rose smiled but kept her eyebrow up, "But that still wasn't enough for you to pop the question on our first meeting?" Clearly trying to tease Bella.

It didn't work, "Nah, I may flirt with you, but based on you man, I don't exactly think I'm…man enough for your taste. But if you want I can ask you on our first date."

I turned to watch Bella pat Rosalie on the shoulder as she walked past, chuckling at Rose's shocked face. I smiled as she teased my kids lightly.

"Hey Alice and Tiny, it's nice to see you too."

I frowned, Tiny? "Why do you call Emmett tiny?"

Suddenly she blushed, "I-um-don't think you-ah-want to hear about that."

Emmett guffawed, "Oh heck no, I'm telling mom," I heard Bella mutter 'tattletale' under her breath, "Bella here thinks I'm a 'disappointment' in a certain department."

I rolled my eyes, already used to Emmett's talk about their sex life.

Rosalie, finally recovered from her shock, leaned forward towards Bella, "Trust me, he defiantly isn't lacking."

Bella grinned mischievously before leaning forward and closing the distance between them, placing her lips right next to Rosalie's ear and sighing gently.

She whispered softly, so quiet that if we weren't super human, "And I could show you things that wouldn't leave you lacking."

She leaned back to look at Rosalie now totally dumbfounded and speechless. She nodded to herself like she completed a goal before turning to me waiting expectantly. I chuckled at her innocent expression and turned to continue walking. She followed as Alice laughed on the floor and Emmett stood there trying to form a coherent sentence.

"Hey Bella! I do not leave my girlfriend lacking!" Emmett yelled out.

I wasn't looking at Bella so I didn't notice her grin victoriously, as if some experiment she just did turned out the way she wanted to. I wasn't looking so all I heard was the light chuckle she gave.

"You drew this?" I asked sitting in one of my comfy rolling chairs gesturing to the drawing she handed to me.

"Mmhmm," she replied as she meandered around looking at my equipment, "I want to paint my walls like that, each unique, and maybe some animal life peaking around, but yeah like that."

I looked back to the drawing. It was gorgeous. It was a deep dark jungle after a rainstorm with the sun peaking through the canopy above. Vines twisted all over trees as drops of water sat in various moments of fall. It was incredibly detailed, even the plant life was varied but each one was vibrant.

"This is incredible Bella, with this I'm not even sure why you need my help."

She laughed, "Well it's not the walls I need help with actually, it's the furniture and other knickknacks. I tried looking for stuff to match the feel of the room, but I couldn't find anything that worked."

I nodded, "The furniture completes the picture, and with your walls looking like this you have a very specific picture."

She laughed brightly at this, "Yeah, I walked into that room and I just looked at my ugly purple walls and all I thought was jungle."

I smiled, "I agree, sometimes I just walk in a room and it just speaks to me, though few speak to me like this," I told her gesturing to her drawing.

She scrunched up her face, "Mine always seem to, and they always come out completely unique and random. My room at my mothers, each wall is a different location. The north wall is a frozen tundra, the south is the Sahara which was incredible difficult, the east wall is a rocky beach with during a lightning storm, and the west wall is beautiful sandy beach with a blue sky and clear water."

I stared at her slack-jawed, "Wow, that's…incredible. Do you have any pictures, I would love to see it."

She frowned, "Not on me, but if you give me your email I can send them to you."

I quickly nodded and promised to give it to her before getting to the problem at hand, "What color scheme are you thinking with the jungle life?"

"Oh, um actually I went to the store and grabbed them earlier, I already knew what I wanted before I came here so I just had them sent here. If you want I can just go…" she trailed off standing up but I cut her off.

"Oh honey, please sit back down. We have Emmett for all the lifting," Bella chuckled but sat down, downstairs I heard Emmett making some questionable comments, "Emmett!" I shouted, for the human, "Get your rear end up here!"

A few seconds later Emmett popped into the room, I frowned, he was too fast but looking over to Bella I saw she was back to looking at the catalog of bedframes.

"Emmett! Make sure to use human speed." I reprimanded quickly.

Using a louder voice, "Emmett can you go grab the paints from Bella's car."

Bella stood up and walked over to Emmett, standing right in front of him holding her keys between them.

"Em, if I find my car in anything less than the pristine condition I left it in. I will remove something from your body. With a rusted spoon. And then I will proceed to mount it to your forehead with a staple gun. Understand?" she threatened.

Emmett smirked, "Don't worry Bella Bear, Rose loves her cars just as much, I know not to do anything stupid."

Bella stepped closer and dropped her voice to a level so I wouldn't hear, but I did, "Maybe, Emmett, but she may threaten and not follow through, I would, so keep my baby safe and you won't have to have your jewels medically sewn back on. Capish?"

Emmett swallowed audibly at Bella's threat and nodded silently before Bella dropped her keys into his hands. Downstairs Jasper and Alice were rolling on the floor at her threat; even Rosalie and Carlisle were chuckling as the weak human threatened the big scary vampire. Emmett turned and walked out of the room, cradling the keys like an egg.

I raised my eyebrow as Bella turned around, "Feel better threatening my son?"

She bit her lip, "Not particularly, I wouldn't trust that kid with a brick with his playful attitude. Not that I don't like him, he's great. But Eleanor is my baby."

I smiled at how similar she could be to Rosalie before continuing on our conversation on what furniture to use. Emmett came in several minutes later, pretending to have difficulty lugging the six paint cans and giving the keys back to Bella and informing her that her car was still perfect. We continued to talk about the greens and what would look good with what for almost an hour before I heard him enter the house snarling.

"Where is she?"

"Calm down Edward, she's upstairs with Esme working on a plan for her room," Alice responded.

There was a brief scuffle, "You can't go up like this Edward," Jasper told him, "You'll only scare her and give away our secret in the worst way possible!"

I was shocked that Jasper seemed to be all right with telling her that we were vampires, he and Rosalie I suspected would be the most against it.

"Relax, Edward. Just read Esme's mind if you want to continue stalking her," Rosalie snarled at him.

Edward snarled back but didn't respond.

I sighed at my children fighting, I never enjoyed when they actually fought. Suddenly I felt a warm hand squeezing mine, and I turned my head to see the concerned gaze of Bella's eyes.

"Are you okay Esme? You look pretty down," she told me.

I smiled gently, so kind, "I'm fine Bella, just thinking of something, don't worry about it."

She frowned but agreed and we continued to talk, me much less enthusiastic as my mind kept turning to the fact that Edward was deliberately reading my thoughts to observe Bella.

Several minutes into our discussion I heard a soft growling from Bella's stomach and only then I realized how long we had been talking.

"Bella are you hungry? I could make you something to eat, I rarely get to cook that much."

She looked shock, "Really, I would imagine that with five kids you cook nonstop."

Instantly I realized my mistake and heard the others breath in sharply, "Oh no, unfortunately they all like to eat out or make their own meals."

"Huh, well then in that case I would love something to eat. But um do you think that you could make something that is pretty healthy and low on the meats, my Tai Chi instructor has me on a diet."

I must have looked shock because she laughed at my expression, "Yes, I do take Tai Chi. It helps with balance," she told me.

I smiled at her then looked down at the surplus of open books spread across my worktable, "Do you remember what you picked for everything?"

She nodded and held up a list I didn't notice she was filling out.

"Do you want me to order everything for you today?" I asked.

She bit her lip thinking about it then shook her head, "It's going to take me some time to do all the sketching on the walls, and plus after that I have to paint it all by myself so it will take some."

I jumped at the idea of helping her more, "Actually both Alice and I are great artists. If you want we can help you with that."

She smiled at this, "I was hoping you offered, I saw you sketching as we talked and I think your art looks amazing, is Alice as good as you?"

I laughed before directing her out of the room, "Oh yes, Alice is much better than I am, she has dedicated herself to being an artist while I simply am one to help with my work."

"Oh, then I defiantly have to ask her for help. Plus she seems so fun and bubbly I would be a great person to work with."

I overheard Alice coo at this as we neared the living room. Entering I looked back to watch Alice take in everyone doing there own thing. Emmett was back at his video games complaining as he lost again to Alice, claiming she was cheating, Rosalie was reading this months Car and Driver in her fluffy white chair, and Jasper was studying his chessboard game that he had going on with Emmett.

"You play with them for a bit Bella, I'll cook you up something quick," I told her.

She looked back concerned, "Are you sure, I could keep you company if you want."

I smiled at her, but Edward was in the kitchen telling me that he wanted to talk to me, and Alice was whispering that Bella would leave if she finds out Edward was here right now.

"I'm positive Bella, relax, I won't be long."

She turned back to the kids and I could tell she was contemplating on whom to tease first. I shook my head smiling and turned to deal with Edward.

Jpov

I smiled as I looked down at the chessboard feeling the emotions as they travelled the room. Alice was hoping, no doubt anxious to show her sketches. Emmett was both nervous at Bella and pleased she was here. Rosalie was glad too but showed that she was still a little off from how easily Bella had messed with her earlier. And Bella was contemplating as she compared picking each person.

I looked at the board and finally decided to try a tactic I had been planning out that would beat Emmett, he only plays in the moments, and so long term tactics work best against him. I moved my knight into place and called out to Emmett informing him of my move. Now with nothing to do I looked up to observe Bella, and based on her emotions I could tell she was up to no good. She started to walk towards Rosalie, but instead of taking the path behind the couch she walked in front of it. She moved to keep walking but feigning that she forgot something she turned back and looked at Alice, and just happened to stand directly between Emmett and the television.

"Hey Alice, I don't mean to be rude at all, your mom mention that you were an excellent artist, do you think we could trade sketchbooks later?" she asked sweetly.

"BELLA MOVE, I CAN'T SEE!" Emmett shouted, moving side to side to get a better angle.

Alice caught on to what she was doing and quickly used this moment to kill of Emmett's character. As Emmett whined she turned to Bella.

"Of course, I love sharing my work! And I would love to see what you have."

Emmett left the couch to come over to the table, only taking a moment to look at the move I made before playing his next move and quickly walking back to the couch for another attempt, barely feeling anything for the game. I smirked at him he played like I predicted; I pretended to think about my next move so that Emmett doesn't figure out that he is playing into a trap. As I stalled, my eyes fell to Bella again, who stopped talking to Alice about art and was working her way over to Rosalie, she had a strange sense of glee combined with longing, but looking into it I realized it was directed entirely at Rose. The glee was for her, but the longing was for something, or someone else.

"Hey Red, anything good this edition?" she asked.

Rosalie looked up, "Red? Really?"

Bella gave her a charming smile, "Yeah, cause you're as beautiful as a red rose."

Rosalie rolled her eyes and Emmett called out, "Hey Bella, when are you going to stop trying to steal my girl?"

"When she stops looking so incredibly beautiful, so I'm guessing never," she responded instantly.

I frowned as I read her feeling a great deal of anticipation and curiosity. But when Emmett turned around to make eye contact with his wife, the love they felt overpowered anything.

"No, my Rose will always look this beautiful," Emmett said lovingly.

Bella laughed before stepping to the side, her feelings strangely gleeful, "Okay, you two have your heterosexual moment now, I wanna go see how bad Em is losing at chess."

I tensed but then forced myself to relax, thankfully I had opened the window behind me blowing her scent away from me. Bella walked over and plopped down on Emmett's unused chair and studied the chessboard. I could feel her curiosity as she studied it then I felt a huge amount of understanding. I tilted my head slightly, could she see my strategy?

"You play?" I asked.

She bobbled her head around, "Sort of."

I grinned at the thought of a new opponent and reached down into the cupboard to pull out a second board.

"Oh my god, how many boards do you have?" she asked.

I smirked, "Not enough, you want to play?"

She nodded and we silently set up the board, Rosalie must have found something she assumed that Bella would like, capturing Bella's attention as I made the first move. I was patient so I sat back in the chair and tried to relax with her scent, which was bad but if I could handle hundreds of heart beats around me for hours then I could handle one around me for a few minutes. Bella turned to the table and saw my move and quickly made her move, her feelings or face giving away nothing. She turned back to Rose and continued their talk. The next ten minutes was filled with this, me moving my pieces and seconds later Bella moving hers, barely giving the board a glance. And in those ten minutes I became incredibly confused as I tried to figure out her strategy. Her pieces were widely spread out but all of them were covered so in order to defend I had to spread myself out as well, but I was still protected.

Suddenly Bella moved her queen all the way over to my side, in complete view of my rook. I smirked internally at this amateur move. I was about to take it when she stood up still talking to Rose.

I cut in, "Surrendering so soon Bella?"

She stopped and turned to me, it was when I felt her waves of glee that I started to worry, "No Jasper, I was going to leave you in contemplation of the checkmate you just landed yourself in."

My jaw dropped and I looked at the chessboard. Then I realized that her queen could take out my king. And I couldn't go back any further, couldn't go to the left because of a rook, and the right because of pawn. She beat me. She beat me and I don't even know how she did it. Bella chuckled at my flabbergasted expression and strutted away, clearly pleased with herself. Emmett started laughing at my expression.

"I can't believe you actually lost Jazz!" Emmett laughed out.

I glared at him and without even looking moved my bishop into place, "Checkmate for you as well Emmett."

His face dropped and all three girls started laughing at us. Bella plopped down beside Rose and they continued their conversation, while both Emmett and I studied the board I lost in, trying to find out how I got beaten.

Then I heard Edward start to head towards the living room. All of the vampire's in the room tensed as he got closer. I could feel his eagerness along with anger directed at Rosalie for talking to Bella.

Edward entered the room and I almost laughed when I felt the incredible amount of dread coming from Bella. Edward glared at me as he read my thoughts before attempting to capture Bella's attention.

"Hello, Bella. It's nice to see you again."

Bella blew out a breath sounding exasperated, "Edward."

Emmett chuckled at Bella's short response but Edward seemed elated that Bella acknowledged him so he pushed forward.

"I heard that you were painting your room," Edward commented.

Bella stiffened, "Yes, I am."

Edward smiled what he probably thought was a charming smile but Bella seemed to feel that he was creepy, "I was wondering if you needed any help with it."

Bella sat up, "Oh, yeah actually I really do."

Edward was elated, "Oh it's no problem, I cou-"

"Alice do you think that we could look at your sketches now?" Bella cut him off, "I really could use Esme and your help."

Emmett chuckled at Edward as he watched Alice hop up super excited to show someone her sketches. Edward tried to snarl at Alice to stop her, but I quickly snarled and stood up.

Don't you dare threaten my mate. I warned him in my thoughts.

Edward glared at me as Bella followed Alice out of the room and I felt the relief from Bella as soon as Edward was out of her sight. I looked pointedly at Edward at this but he ignored me. We all listened as Bella walked with Alice talking about how she wanted to paint her walls. I was impressed with the detail she was going after in her walls, they sounded incredible. Though I did chuckle when Bella said that she was worried that Alice's style would be too different from hers. Alice had been painting for so long that she could probably copy any artist style and paint their best pieces better than they could. Finally we heard Alice's door close and we knew that Bella couldn't hear us, regardless how loud Edward got in his pouting.

Edward glared but I simply shrugged, I'm entitled to my own opinions, and I think you can whine like a little kid sometimes.

He pretended to ignore me but I could feel the anger rolling off of him in waves. But before I could comment on his temper tantrum Em cut me off.

"So even though Bella Bear isn't Edwards' mate is she still alright to come over? She's cool, even though she keeps hitting on my Rose."

Edward sputtered but before he could reply Rose responded to Emmett, "She may keep hitting on me, but I don't think she is actually interested like that, she looks at me like she is thinking of someone else."

I smiled and looked down, everyone always saw Rosalie as shallow, but she generally noticed a lot about people that others didn't. If not for my gift I wouldn't have even realized it.

"I agree," I told them, "Every now and then she looks at Rose and has huge amount of longing, but it isn't actually directed at her. Someone from her past maybe."

Emmett shrugged, "I'm not really concerned, she seems too playful to actually try and steal Rosie, plus it's kind of hot," he said wiggling his eyebrows.

Rosalie rolled her eyes, "Em you are such a pervert."

He winked, "You know you like it though."

I winced at the lust coming off the two and Edward looked disgusted at their thoughts.

Edward finally seemed to recover, "Bella IS my mate, she is just confused."

You really can't figure out that she isn't your mate can you? I thought to him.

He glared at me "She is my mate!"

Before I could call him out on his pouting, Carlisle and Esme ran into the room, the latter holding a pile of human food. Edward looked to his father for support but whatever he heard in his mind must have told him that he wasn't getting it from him as his face dropped.

"NOT YOU TOO CARLISLE!" He shouted.

Carlisle shushed him but spoke out loud, "I'm sorry Edward, but I don't think that this Bella is actually your mate. I think the visions that Alice has been having of her lately have been of our decisions involving her. And now that we have met the real Bella, Alice's visions are starting to show what her future would look like."

I leaned forward curious, "So the visions that we thought were from Bella, were our own decisions about her?"

He nodded so I continued, "What about when Bella changed, wouldn't Alice have seen that?"

He explained his random meeting scenario and while it sounded farfetched it made sense.

"But wouldn't Alice see Bella after the meeting occurred?"

He shook his head, "With all the changes that I think Bella must have gone through, to change from what Alice saw to the girl we see today, I think Bella practically became a whole new person, who Alice didn't know at all. Therefore Alice couldn't see her future."

I nodded thoughtfully but before I could ask another question Edward jumped in again.

"But Carlisle, she has to be my mate!" He whined.

Esme patted his arm trying to calm him down, "Edward, I do think she could have been, but this girl, she is nothing like the girl you believed to be mates with. She is confidant, an artist, balanced, and interested in females."

Edward stormed out, clearly pissed and annoyed that they both sided against him. Rosalie chuckled at his childish antics before getting up to go check on Alice and Bella.

I watched as Carlisle and Esme communicated silently to each other before Esme followed Rosalie up to Bella with her food.

Espov

I ran up the stairs holding Bella's food after reassuring Carlisle that Edward would be back. I was saddened that Edward was still without a mate but it was easy to see that the two wouldn't suit. Edward was quiet and reserved while Bella was incredibly outgoing, and lesbian.

I stepped over the last step and looked and saw Rosalie standing at Alice's open door, with her wide. I listened as both of the other girls laughed loudly. I walked over at human speed and peeked into the room. What I saw made my jaw drop.

Alice was sitting in front of an easel wearing a bright pink tutu and leather jacket with studded knee high combat boots that I wasn't even aware we owned. However the catch was Bella who was only wearing black lingerie with black stilettos and holding a beautiful green dress over her shoulder, looking back at Alice trying to keep a seductive look but falling into giggles.

"Done!" Alice shouted pulling both Rosalie and I from staring at Bella's incredible fit body. We may not be attracted, but it was impossible not to be interested at how amazing she looked.

Bella walked over and placed the dress on a hanger and pulled off the heels before running over to see what Alice drew. Both Rose and I walked over to see as well, closing the door behind us to hide Bella's half naked figure. A perfect replica of Bella greeted us. It wasn't colored but a detailed sketch. She looked amazing and Alice was able to capture Bella's seductive look perfectly, even though she was giggling.

"Oh Alice, that's perfect," Bella told her, "Now its your turn."

Alice giggled and jumped up to glide over to where Bella was standing, "How do you want me?"

Bella grabbed her sketchbook and a pencil before walking over to Alice.

"Let's have you going for the younger look. So how about you put your foot on your toe…yeah like that…and grasp your wrist behind your back. Oh tilt your head down and bite your lip…little more teeth…perfect. Close your eyes a little for that hooded look. PERFECT. Hold that for a moment."

Bella quickly did a quick sketch of Alice posed like this, just capturing the moment. Not knowing that Alice could stand like that for hours without moving. After finishing she compared the two before walking back to the easel only clad in underwear. She started working on a more detailed image.

Deciding now would be the best time I placed her food on the table next to her. She looked down then up, as if finally noticing our presence.

"Oh, hey Esme, Rose. Thank you for the food," she said smiling before looking back at the sketch, "So what do you think?"

"Well I think Alice's sketch is incredible and that you look amazing in it," I told her.

She smiled at this and Rosalie asked her, "What exactly are you two doing?"

Bella grinned as she drew, "I wanted to see if our art matched slightly, so Alice proposed that we each drew the other in an outfit the other chose for us. I was wearing that dress but neither Alice nor I actually like me in it, I look too young, so she suggested I take it off. I instantly did and was about to put it away when she was like 'stop I want to draw you like that' so I did. And next thing you know we were giggling about how each of us should try to go for seductive…and yeah that's what's going on."

Rose chuckled at this explanation, and I smiled as Bella took a bite of the food I cooked.

She moaned, "Oh god Esme, I don't understand how your kids don't eat your cooking, you are a goddess."

I smiled at her, "Thank you dear."

Rose cleared her throat, "Uh, Bella, do you want to put on some clothes, or a robe?"

Bella looed down as if just noticing her near nakedness then back up to Rosalie, "Nah Red, I usually don't even wear this much for painting so I'm pretty comfortable," she paused before grinning at Rosalie, "Besides Red, why would I hide what you are so clearly enjoying."

Rosalie looked like a deer in the headlights as she was caught staring. Alice and I broke down in laughter, Alice completely losing her pose.

Bella's eyes snapped to Alice, "No no no, Alice stay still."

Alice looked put out, "But I let you giggle!"

"Giggle while keeping the pose? Yes," she replied, "Laughing hard and completely ruining the picture? Absolutely not. Now stay still."

Alice was about to get back in the pose when she thought of something, "I just realized something, you hit on both Rosalie and Esme, but never me. Why? Am not good enough?"

Bella deadpanned, "Do you want me to hit on you?"

Alice rolled her eyes, "Answer the question."

Bella sighed, "It's just that you're really not my type. You're beautiful and adorable, but I have always been attracted to older women, it's just me."

Alice tilted her head, "Are you saying I'm too young?"

"Yes. You're like a bouncy pixie. Now sit still Pix."

The vampires laughed as the human called the 90-year-old immortal young. Alice though groaned but got back into her pose, twitching now and then to keep up her act as a human. Bella spent twenty or so minutes rotating between drawing Alice quite expertly and eating her food. Rose and I stood behind her watching her erase then add lines, and gradually Alice began to appear on the paper.

She was nearing completion when Alice's eyes glazed over and she entered a vision. Thankfully Bella was focused on something on the paper that she wasn't happy with. When Alice came back she looked really miffed.

"Edward is coming back and he will come straight up here," Alice whispered to us.

I looked at Bella's near naked form and knew that she wouldn't want Edward to see her like this. Luckily Rose thought similarly to me, pulling out her phone she pretended to have received a text and groaned loudly.

Bella turned and took in her phone and dismal expression, "What happened Red?"

Rosalie looked at her, "Edward is coming up here, and he probably wants to show off his painting skills."

Bella groaned as well, then looked down at her nakedness, when she looked up she looked like she saw something from a nightmare.

"Oh he is so not going to get to see any of this. I don't care about Jazz or Em but Eddie gives me the heebies," she looked at me sheepishly, "I'm sorry Esme, I don't mean to be rude, it's just…"

I waved my hand, "I understand dear, you don't feel comfortable with him."

She smiled gently at me, suddenly her face was covered by her shirt and overalls, "Enough chit chat, get dressed!"

Bella laughed at Alice but did what she said. In moments she was back to what she was drawing, now on Alice's easel covering the painting of her with the nearly finished sketch of Alice.

"Keep your thoughts away from Bella" Rosalie told us.

Both of us nodded and thought of different things to protect Bella from Edward's telepathy.

And it was just in time as seconds later we heard Edward on the other side of the door knocking. I moved to the door and opened it partially.

"Yes, Edward can I help you?"

"Hello mother, may I come in?"

"It depends on why you want to." Bella is uncomfortable with you, so if you are here for her then turn around now.

His eyes hardened, "I wish to speak with my mate."

I stiffened, "You will not take that tone with me young man. And I believe that we have covered that she is not your mate."

Edward looked shocked that I scolded him, but his childlike antics had to end.

Suddenly Bella called out from behind me, "WHO IS TRYING TO INTERRUPT MY MASTERPIECE IN THE MAKING?"

I scrunched up my face and Edward grew a smile, "Edward is here to talk to you."

Bella made a quiet sound of disgust, "Well tell him to go away. Females in here only and unless he has cut something off and grown some double d's I still believe that Edward is a male. So tell him to bugger off then come back and tell me if this thong looks good or not!"

Alice and Rose laughed outright while I simply chuckled lightly. Edward looked terrified.

"Bosses orders," I smirked then shut the door on his face.

"Esme please let me in," he called out.

Edward you make her uncomfortable, and I will not have a guest uncomfortable at my house. She has been nothing but wonderful to my family so leave her be. She is not your mate.

Edward groaned but left the door and returned to the living room. Bella breathed out a sigh of relief and went back to finishing her drawing.

"You can relax now Alice, I'm just doing the finishing touches," Bella told her.

Alice stretched out pointlessly and hopped over to see what Bella was finishing up, even though she had probably already seen through her visions. I join her a stared at the work that Bella did. While it lacked the life that Alice was able to pour into hers but it still was an excellent drawing. She captured Alice's face perfectly.

"Oh Bella this is beautiful. I love it!" Alice told her joyfully.

"I agree," Rose told her, "how did you get this good?"

Bella shrugged, "I took several workshops, and I found that it was a great way to release stress. So I started taking classes and practicing as much as I could, and one thing led to another."

"Well you must have been an excellent student," I commented.

She looked sheepish, "Thanks Esme, but its still nothing like Alice's. She was able to capture so much more."

Alice scoffed, "I'm obsessed with only two things, painting and shopping, and both I have been doing for so long it should probably be impossible. But if you just started and you're already this good then you are defiantly going to be incredible."

Bella was about to respond but her phone started playing the scene from Star Wars.

Kssch chhhh

No Luke.

Kssch chhhh

I am your father.

Kssch chhhh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bella pulled out her phone answered it, ignoring us as we laughed at her.

"Hey Dad, what's up?"

"Nothing Bells, just wondering if you were actually coming home."

Bella laughed, "Yeah, I'm planning on grabbing the women then taking off in a little."

Alice mumbled, "Not me though, not old enough."

Bella smirked at her, "Oh don't worry Alice, I'll kidnap you too and we can all live together in sin."

Over the phone Chief Swan sighed, "Bells please be smart about your kidnapping please, I'd rather not have to arrest my own daughter."

Bella chuckled, "Don't worry Pops, by the time you get there, they'll be begging to stay."

He groaned, "Oh Bella I did not need to think about that, just-ah-just get home soon please. Alone preferably. Last time you left with a girl without telling anyone the parents called the police on your mother and they found you skinny dipping in the pool in the back. So alone please, I don't need that on you second day back."

Bella grinned, "Alright Pops, I'll save the kidnapping and scandalous lesbian adventures for tomorrow. See you soon!"

Bella hung up as he started groaning again, still chuckling.

Alice raised an eyebrow, "Skinny dipping?"

All of us tensed. No human would have been able to hear Charlie's side from the other side of the room. But Bella just grinned.

"Yeah, she was from a few doors down and she looked great under the water," Bella winked and turned to me, "Sorry Esme, seems the Chief is after me. It looks like I have to take off. Would you two mind helping me this weekend with the walls?"

Both of us nodded.

"And what am I? Chopped liver?" Rosalie asked, crossing her arms and trying to glare.

Bella ignored her and finish grabbing all of her stuff before looking at Rosalie, "Nah gorgeous, it's just that I've seen you with engine grease and the Car and driver so I'm worried that I'll let you paint and end up with a wall with a Maserati or BMW painted on it. Which would kind of clash with the wilderness look," she finished with a smirk.

We all started walking out of the room and down the stairs.

"Hey, I may not be as good as you three but I still know how to paint," Rosalie scoffed.

Bella grinned and shrugged, "Then feel free to come over too, it's not everyday that I get three gorgeous women getting dirty in my bedroom."

By now we were used to it so we just rolled our eyes and continued to the walk to the foyer.

Feigning that they didn't know I called out to the boys, "Everyone, come say goodbye to Bella."

All of the boys walked in, Emmett was groaning about Bella leaving, Jasper was still trying to figure out how he lost, Carlisle was smiling gently, and Edward was putting up a smile to help make Bella more comfortable. It didn't work because as soon as he walked into her field of vision she tensed. He must have heard her reaction in my thoughts because he frowned but held back.

"Thank you so much you guys. I had a lot of fun today," she told us.

I smiled at her, "Thank you for showing up, I do enjoy new projects."

She smiled back, "Me too, I really hope to see you two-" Rosalie cleared her throat, "-three ladies this weekend, hopefully."

Alice cut in bubbly, "Oh Bella we will defiantly be there, and I just know we will have fun."

I frowned at her obvious reference to the future but Jasper must have felt the atmosphere and hopped in, "And I do hope to play you again Bella, and next time I won't be so lax in playing you."

Bella scoffed, "Please, it will be easy to whip the floor with you, you plan to far ahead. Leaves you open for game changers."

Jasper looked shock and Emmett laughed, "It's true, kid plans out the entire game before it even starts."

Bella rolled her eyes, "Please Emmett, at least he has plan, you just play the game one move at a time."

It was Emmett's turn to look shocked, "But you didn't even play with me? How you know that?"

Bella simply waved her hand and looked at Rosalie, leaving Emmett sputtering.

"See you later Red, I enjoyed our time together," she gave Rose a charming smile.

"Yeah yeah you flirt, I had fun too, especially watching you model for Alice," she replied with a wink.

I made sure that my thoughts went to Bella's room and by Edward's confused expression; I was betting that the other two successfully hid her from his mind reading as well.

"Me too, especially when I kept catching you enjoying the view," Bella smirked at Rosalie's flustered expression before turning back to me.

"Thank you again for all your help designing my room, it means a lot."

I smiled again, "I've already told you how much I enjoy new projects, so relax Bella."

She grinned and said goodbye before slipping out of the door. In moments she was in her car and driving back down the long driveway. We all stayed silent as we listened to her slowly disappear. When she finally disappeared we all gave a collective sigh. Silently everyone disappeared, slowly going back to whatever they were doing before Bella showed up. I stayed by the door listening to my children. I frowned as I heard that there was something missing. Bella had brought something into this house and turned it upside down, and now that she left she took it with her. I shook my head, that rowdy human was going to be something else. But whatever it was, she was going to bring life to this family.

Rpov

"What do you mean you don't know whether or not she will sit with us?" I asked Alice.

Alice groaned, "I mean I don't know, she keeps changing her mind."

I frowned at this. I had been hoping that Bella would sit with us during lunch next, especially since Edward left to Alaska. Claiming that if he left, Bella would realize that she missed him. He said something about distance making a heart growing fonder. I was just excited that he was leaving. For the three days Bella had been a whirlwind at the school. She made friends with everyone, and I mean everyone. Artsy kids loved her, stoners relaxed with her, nerds studied with her, jocks were riveted to her stories, hell even the teachers loved her.

At first some were uncomfortable with her being lesbian, mainly the popular girls. Yet that changed when Bella started sharing all kinds of diets and exercises that she uses to keep her weight down. It seemed that she had plenty those human recipes to lose weight that in one lunch she had the entire cheer squad sitting with the art girls all-trying to get in on her advice.

Bella rotated through every single table, sometimes spending under five minutes with each group before running off and talking to someone else. However she told Emmett on the first day after visiting us that she didn't want to give Edward the wrong idea. He still made her uncomfortable.

Finally the bell rang and Alice and I practically ran to the cafeteria. I don't know why but I liked this human, she was fun to hang out with and while her flirting may be flustering it was actually enjoyable bantering with her. Turning the last corner I saw both Jasper and my husband standing by the door already. I frowned as I took in Jasper's annoyed look at Em.

Finally getting close enough I moved to ask Jasper what my husband did but Alice beat me to scolding my husband.

"Come on Emmett, just tell us! She won't make any decisions so I have no idea!" She cried out.

"Come on Em, I want to challenge her to another game!" Jasper told him.

Emmett smirked and I figured out why Jasper was annoyed, "You're not going to tell us if she's sitting with us?"

Em looked pleased with himself, "Nah, you're just going to have to wait."

I scowled at the idiot and as soon as I did he flinched. I kept glaring and he broke eye contact, looking anywhere but me, leaning on one foot then another.

"But babe, you'll find out I like two minutes," still avoiding my glare, when I stayed silent he continued whining, "I'm not telling so please stop," Jasper chuckled at his expression and I continued, "Pleeeassseee Rosie."

I leaned back a little and put on a more thoughtful look as I thought how to punish him, I grinned when I got it, "No sex for a week."

I ignored his shocked look and sputtering, along with Jasper and Alice laughing hysterically, and walked into the cafeteria. I led the way to our table in the back after grabbing some food, ignoring Emmett as he apologized and begged me to take it back.

I placed my props on the table and sat down, the other three joined me as Jazz and Alice laughed at Emmett's extremely put out expression.

I heard her before I saw her. I turned to the sound and saw that Bella was laughing with the cheerleaders. When they went to get in line she said goodbye to them before making her way across the cafeteria towards us. I sat up straighter and waited…and waited…and waited.

"Oh my god does she have to say hi to everyone?" Alice remarked.

I watched as Bella was intercepted by anyone and everyone trying to say hi or ask her something. She didn't seem to care who it was or what they wanted because she had time for everyone. Finally she past everyone and all of the students watched as Bella approached the Cullen's table.

She smiled at us as she got closer and shouted out, "Hey Cullen's you losers miss me?"

I overheard a groan and watched as Mike Newton lifted his hands in the air then put his face on the desk, "How the hell does that girl literally make friends with everyone in the school INCLUDING the Cullen's? They don't talk to anyone? How does she-you know what screw it, I don't want to know."

I smirked inwardly as Bella reached our table and plopped down in a chair and threw her homemade lunch on the table.

"What's up my sexy ladies, oh and you weird looking guys too," Bella smiled at us before drinking her water.

Jasper and Emmett scoffed. "We are totally just as sexy as those girls if not more so," Emmett told her, Jasper nodding in agreement.

Bella had to plug her nose as she snorted, almost causing water to fly everywhere. She coughed up a lung before it turned into laughter. Then she looked at the two boys and stopped.

"Oh, you were serious?"

They threw up their hands giving up much like Newton. Bella smirked at them before turning to Alice and I.

"So you ladies want to come over Saturday or Sunday?" she asked.

I frowned and turned to Alice, noticing her glazed eyes I realized she was in a vision. I quickly looked back to Bella to distract her but she had already see Alice. She leaned across the table to wave her hand in front of Alice's eyes.

"Alice? You ok?" She asked.

Jasper jumped in, "Yeah she just has A.D.D moments. She just phases out."

Bella paused and had a strange look on her face. Then she nodded and leaned back. She placed her elbows on the table and her chin in her palms and just looked at Alice expectantly.

It didn't take long for Alice to pop out of her vision, "Saturday would be perfect!"

Bella grinned, "Awesome, feel free to come whenever you want."

Alice grinned but Jasper quickly whispered what just went down causing her to frown, but we were all distracted by shouting coming from a table of jocks. Bella turned to look back at them as one stood with a stupid grin on his face as he looked at our table, specifically at Bella.

"HEY BELLS!" he shouted, "WHAT ABOUT SURFING IN THE MOONLIGHT," dramatic pause, "NAKED!"

The girls groaned while all the boys laughed. I almost growled at the audacity at this boy when I heard Bella laughing.

"Nice try David, already checked that one off the list, and all I can say to that is 'cold'."

David frowned but another boy shouted back, "WHAT IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE ON THE BOARD TO WARM YOU UP?"

A huge number of people groaned at this completely sexual remark but Bella, of course, nodded, unfazed at his comment.

"Not bad, I'll add it to the list," with that Bella pulled out a huge ring binder that looked like it had seen better days. She opened it and turned to the last page with writing on it and wrote down 'surfing naked in the moonlight with sexy female'.

I noticed that the page was nearly full of bullet points. Before I could read them, the boys laughed behind her and I watched as they high fived each other, clearly excited they made the list apparently. I felt Emmett move and turned to watch him gape at the words on the page.

"Dude, Bella what the hell is that?" He asked shocked.

Bella grinned, "Just a list of things I want to do before I keel over."

With that she slid her bucket list over to Em and he flipped through the few pages, with each one his eyes grew. At one point his eyes rose and he gave Bella an approving glance.

"Damn Bella, some plans you've got here, I mean the bungee jumping and skydiving are pretty common, but ah," he looked down at the binder then back at Bella, "'Staging a bank robbery and gain access to the vault by seducing the secretary and having wild sex on top of the money'?"

She groaned, "Ugh Tiny! Don't remind me on that one, I haven't even recruited my team yet!"

We all stared at her as she told us the only problem she had with the plan was that she hadn't set up a team yet. And to my utmost disappointment, Emmett seemed to agree with her.

"That's defiantly a problem," he said nodding, "However, with a team you might have a problem with the seducing, the team may be against it."

Bella frowned, as this was apparently a problem, then she brightened again, "But they would approve if it was the only way into the vault."

Emmett and Bella spent several minutes discussing the future robbery, poking holes and planning. Emmett kept bring up the 'police problem' and Bella would laugh and say 'I got that' which worried me immensely. Ignoring the morons I grabbed Bella's list and looked at it for myself. It was scanning through her stupid, wild, and quite often sexual when I noticed the bullet point of only two words. I frowned at it but kept reading, it was when the two words would repeat almost every page. Going from small letters to capitalized and even underlined. I frowned and looked up to tune into the conversation. It appeared that Bella had dragged Jasper in as she vehemently defended her belief that she could totally have a make out session with the secretary as she drove rapidly away with forty or so cop cars chasing her. I had no difficulty interrupting.

"What does 'Find her' mean?" I asked.

Bella looked shocked at me but quickly her eyes turned dreamy with a longing smile tugging at her lips.

"She is…the one."

We stared at her statement shocked but she continued, "I've only seen her once, but she found me and in one look she changed everything," she sighed finishing.

"I think this could be the person from the random meeting" Jasper whispered to us.

I sat up straighter as Bella relaxed on the table and got this faraway look in her eyes.

"I can barely remember her, she was blonde and beautiful. And her eyes just drew me in," she shook her head and leaned back, "Anyways I just want to find her once more," Alice and I swooned at her romantic moment, then Bella ruined it, "Then have wild monkey you know what."

I rolled my eyes while Emmett and Jasper laughed while Alice just groaned.

"Really Bella?" Alice asked.

"Very nice Bella Bear!" crowed Emmett.

Bella looked at Em as if curious, "Why do you call me Bella Bear?"

Em paused as if thinking about it, then shrugged, "Not sure, just like having my own nickname for you."

One of Bella's eyebrows raised, "And who says that no one calls me that?"

Emmett looked shocked, "What?"

She smirked, "One of my friends name is Theodor, he's my Teddy Bear and I'm his Bella Bear."

Emmett groaned, "Aw man, now I'll have to come up with something new."

She scoffed, "Good luck, pretty much have all the ones covered by now."

Jasper looked interested, "Really?"

She lifted her fingers as if counting them off, "Bella, Izzy, Bells, B, Taco Bell, Door Bell, B-"

Emmett cut her off, "Door Bell? Really?"

She grinned mischievously before looking at me, "Can I borrow your boy toy?"

I narrowed my eyes and slowly nodded. She looked back to Emmett and her whole demeanor changed. Her eyes became slightly hooded and she slightly bit one of her lips. She slowly stood up, pushing her chest out. With one hand she moved her tray to the side and sensually climbed on to the table. My eyes grew wide along with my siblings; the entire cafeteria stopped talking and focused on Bella as she slowly crawled towards Emmett. Em was freaking out, trying to look anywhere except Bella. She looked down at his uneaten tray of food, before again pushing it off to the side and moving even closer to my husband. I was about to growl and warn her off when a hand grabbed my shoulder, I quickly looked over to see Alice grinning like an idiot and winking at me. Getting her message I looked back at Bella as she leaned forward, lifting both her hands and resting them on his shoulders. She leaned closer until her cheek was against his and her lips were right next to his ear.

She took a small breath in, "Emmett," she breathed quietly out.

"Uh-Bella-what-uh-are you," he was cut off as she breathed in deeply, causing him to shudder.

She leaned in closer still breathing in. The whole cafeteria took a collective breath in anticipation. And it was so silent you could hear a pin drop.

"DING DONG!" Bella shrieked.

Hellllllooo my children. Yes that just happened, yes it was rather raunchy (I like that word). So yeah that was my new chapter, blah blah blah. So moving on to less important topics. There is a box underneath this endnote. It can be filled with text regarding myself or the chapter. If it is about me please ensure it is flattery. If about the text in any way then just one request, don't be a dick. Like please?

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