High School Trauma

Full Summary: Sakura thought this would be just another boring, average school year. However, the arrival of a few new students makes that quite impossible…

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything related to it, nor any of the brand names for foods/clothes/ect. Only any of the relatively insignifigant original characters I might use for filler characters, and maybe a few of the places I may put in here.

Sakura stared at Neji in annoyance. He had the nerve to sit at a computer all through brunch on the'badgerbadgerbager' site, listening to that fucking annoying song, while she was trying to get some work done! 'Hmph!' she thought hotly. 'Two can play at this game…' With that in mind, Sakura immediately went to the 'weebls-stuff' site, and went to /toons/annoying/ and started toplay the 'Annoying' song.

'Oh my word, this tune is annoying, yes I know it's really annoying, I can't get this song out of my he-ead! Make it stop, this tune, it's annoying, I got to go to work in the morning,now I'm gonna be hummin' it in my be-ed!'Neji's eyes started twitching. 'Dammit!' he thought frustraited. 'I can't beat that one! Unless…'

He turned to Sakura and caught her gaze, and he smirked… very evily… weebls-stuff was typed into the address bar, and then he added /toons/choccy/. She looked at his screen, her face going pure white with horror, as the colorfully wrapped chocolate eggs began their dancing and singing. 'Who loves the chocolate? Everyone loves the chocolate! Nobody hates the chocolate, 'cuz everyone loves the chocolate!' Sakura moaned, then picked up her notebook and started whacking herself on the forehead. Between bashings, you could here a muffled "Damn!" WHACK "It!" WHACK "All!" WHACK

Neji leaned towards her, and whispered softly. "I win this time, Haruno." "And I owe you for it Hyuga," she hissed, already feeling a major headache coming on. "You'll never get your revenge, Haruno." "I will, DAMN YOU!" He smirked and pulled away, gathering his things. "We'll see, Haruno. We'll see…"

'PE! Finally!' thought an ecstatic Sakura. 'Now I can get my payback! I can't wait to see what happens when he finds the little… "gifts"… I left him!' Sakura changed into her PE uniform, and sat on a bench, waiting patiently for the fun to begin.

"ARRGGHH! HARUNO!" Neji shouted as he ran out of the boy's locker room with her "presents" clinging to him. "GET THEM OFF ME!" he yelled, shaking her by the shoulders violently. She smirked.

"Why, Neji," she said, acquiring a hurt look. "They're just my little friends…" Her hurt look vanished as she dissolved into laughter as he tried to swat away her "friends". She snorted. "Who would've thought," she said gleefully, "that the great 'Hyuga Neji" would be so very terrified of itty bitty SNAILS!"

He ran back into the boy's locker room, and came out holding a packet of… SALT! "Why the hell do you have salt, Hyuuga?" Neji smirked triumphantly holding up the salt as though it were the holy grail.

"I have kept salt with me at all times," he said, completely unabashed. "I've always been suspicious of snails and their ruthless, dirty tricks!" Neji carefully tore the corner of the packet with his teeth, as though he were pulling the pin from a holy grenade, then slowly began to pour it on the defenseless snails. Sakura didn't care anymore, though. She'd already won this phase of the war. They were even, but that would change very soon… She rubbed her hands together as an evil grin made its way onto her face.

'This,' she thought excitedly, 'will be fun…'

The next day of class brought with it a few unexpected surprises, beginning with Kakashi's English class. Sakura was plotting, and Kakashi, being the perceptive pervert that he is, noticed that she was not paying any attention to the class's reading. "Sakura…" he said, his eyes never leaving his perverted 'Icha Icha Paradise', "Are you listening to me?" Sakura came out of her thoughts, her eyes snapping into focus as she forced a serious look onto her face.

"Hai, Kakashi-sensei," she replied. He smiled at her, and for some reason, it made her feel uneasy.

"Good," he said, still smiling, but not removing his gaze from his porno book. He flipped to a new page before continuing. "Then you'll be happy to know that we are getting a new, new student today. Now then, Neji, move over one seat to your right so that you're in the desk next to Naruto. Sakura, you scoot over to where Neji was sitting. The new student will sit to the left of you."

As Sakura pouted, and Neji smirked, they followed his instructions. "Wonderful," the silver haired sensei said, scratching the back of his head. "You may introduce yourself now." A boy with raven-black hair and eyes like twin abysses of onyx shuffled in, and girls scattered across the room began to drool mentally. He wore a dark blue shirt with a weird looking fan on his back, and he wore tan shorts.

"I am Uchiha Sasuke. Don't bug me, and we'll get along fine," he said coldly, glaring at his brand new fangirls. They paid no heed to his glares, and continued to swoon over him.

"Alright," Kakashi said quickly, his gut telling him that if this didn't stop soon, someone would end up hurt. "That's enough from the peanut gallery. Sasuke, if you would please go to your seat. It's on the left-hand side of the pink haired girl, whose name is Haruno Sakura. You can't miss it. At brunch, Ms. Haruno will give you a tour of the school, to give you a basic idea of the layout." Sakura groaned loudly. "What troubles you, Sakura?" Kakashi asked, a smile forming under his face mask.

"First you stick Mr. Girly-man next to me," she wailed, "and now I have to be stuck with Girly-man AND Pretty-boy? I mean look at him! He's got friggin pokeball or some shit on his back! Damn you sensei!"

Sasuke smirked and went to his seat. At least she was better than the other girls, who were sitting there with little hearts in their eyes, just staring at him. "I wouldn't be talking," he retorted after settling into his new residence on her left side. "Come on, honesty, how many girls have pink hair AND green eyes?" She stood up abruptly, hands banging on the desk.

"And what of it?" she snarled, venom lacing her words. "I was at war with Mr. Girly-man over here," she continued, indicating her white-eyed nemesis, "but I sure as hell wouldn't mind dealing with you as well, Pretty-boy!" "Is that a challenge?" he asked cockily, donning a superior smirk.

"It didn't take a genius to figure that out, nimrod!" She snapped. His smirk intensified.

"Pardon my ineptitude," he mocked. "I'm afraid that your indescribably horrifying face was clouding my thoughts." Her eyes got wide and her face contorted into a mask of rage, hate, loathing, disgust, and so much more. "It looks like I'm already winning, Pinky," Sasuke said. Sakura knew she was beat.

'Damn him!' "Just you wait, Pretty-boy… Just you wait…" she said menacingly as she lay her head on the desk. Sasuke's smirk transformed into a half grin. 'Stupid girl! I'll crush her little pink ass to hell!'

Trying to cut out most of my errors. And all of the "kami". It just doesn't fit, since almost no other japanese terms are used through the fic. It's really too bad that they don't let you use more than one punctuation point. Really takes the steam out of the angered questions.

(For anyone who doesn't already know this, hai means yes.)