Hey, guys! this is an updated and only very slightly edited version of the second chapter. Nothing major has changed, so those who are reading for the first time don't worry, you weren't missing out on anything anyway.

Disclaimer: I don't own DGM Katsura Hoshino does.

-Day 3, 7 am-

The sun must die was the first thought of 'sleeping beauty' and her prince in shining armour who woke 'her' up was…

"Good morning Yuu!" The stupid rabbit with a death wish. Kanda growled and glared at the rabbit that got whacked over the head with a clipboard. A magically appearing clipboard.

"You shouldn't yell that loud! It's seven in the morning! You'll wake the neighbours!" yelled Lenalee before clasping her mouth shut. Lavi looked back at Lenalee with a sly look, and she glared back.

"Well, at least, I didn't wake the neighbours. And look Yuu's awake," said Lavi, kissing Lenalee's nose making her blush. Not knowing who Lenalee was Kanda gave them a weird look.

"How did you get into my house, and who," Kanda sneezed before continuing "is she?"

"Well Yuu,"

"I told you not to call me that!"

"Her name is Lenalee and she's my girlfriend," Lenalee was now blushing like crazy at his declaration. The fact that he would probably be the last person she would ever date didn't help the blush either. Kanda stared at both of them. He had left the rabbit for two days and on the third, he brings him his girlfriend… seems normal. Not.

"Get. Out. Of. My. House!" Kanda yelled, effectively waking up the rest of the neighbours. There was a faint 'I'm trying to sleep here!' heard in the background but everyone ignored it. They didn't, in Kanda's opinion, have time for listening to the neighbour's complaints. Kanda stood up and grabbed his robe that was lying on the chair. He had forgotten to use it before so might as well use it today. He put it on, ignoring everything that they were doing and saying and tied the front of the robe. He went to the kitchen still ignoring the couple and started thinking about what he should eat as he watched last night's recording of Family Feud. He continued watching it as the couple started making out in the background.

Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast thought Kanda. He had no idea what to make when suddenly he had an idea. He went to the kitchen and got out some ingredients for omelettes or just simply eggs. He would eventually chuck it at the couple but it was worth it. Or he could eat it, it was his choice. As he made the eggs there were some moaning noises in the background but then again ignoring wasn't that hard. He was a master of it after all. If ignoring was ranked in the same way as Karate he would already be a black belt. The eggs were made and he sat down at the table with eggs and a glass of water. Then he looked around to see a, once again, blushing Lenalee and a smirking Lavi.

"Why are you still here? I told you to leave," Kanda said as he started his breakfast. It was nicely made for a sick person who had an almost-stranger making out in the background with his… not his but someone else's friend.

"But Yuu! We have to look after you. You're sick," said Lavi. It didn't look like he was concerned but on the inside, he was concerned for his best friend. He hadn't been sick like this. Not when Lavi was there anyway. Kanda shrugged it off before properly processing what the rabbit had said.

"How many times do I have to tell you to not call me that?!" Kanda said taking a break from eating before going back to it. It was some nice eggs. He patted himself on the back mentally.

"Kanda we came here on our day off to look after you so that you would get better faster," said Lenalee. Wait… day off?

"What do you mean 'day off'?" Kanda said looking straight at Lenalee. She moved around awkwardly because of the attention she was getting before elbowing Lavi in the ribs. Lavi coughed and hugged his ribs.

"We jigged," Kanda had no idea what that meant.

"And that means you did… what exactly?" said Kanda trying to sound sarcastic but failing and instead start coughing. When he stopped coughing Lavi told him the 'truth'.

"We ran out of the class where the teachers chased us out of the school after we told them that you were sick and that we wanted to help you get better. And they didn't believe us because you've had a perfect record for the past two years. I think it's kind of dumb that they would assume that you are invincible," Kanda had one more question.

"How come you're here so early? If you had morning classes they would have started right about now," Kanda thought he sounded out of character but then again, he was sick so it couldn't hurt to be a little bit different.

"Well… they kinda chased us out of school yesterday and Lenalee had to go straight home because her brother was going cra-," an elbow to the ribs later he continued, "…nothing and I came straight here because I was bored. And I forgot to tell you yesterday. When I left I remembered but if thought it would be better as a surprise!" said Lavi completing it with hand actions that no one would ever understand. Kanda sighed, he couldn't deal with this today. He finished off his eggs and put the bowl, cup and fork in the dishwasher. Then he turned around and walked back to his room with the intent of staying there for the rest of the day. Otherwise, he might die from overexposure to a certain rabbit.

"I'm going to take a nap. Don't you dare follow me." He said with a cough before going back to his bedroom. He took off his robe before climbing into bed and dreaming about the many things that he could be doing instead of lying here in bed. There were a few that stood out; skewering the rabbit, eating some soba, decapitating the rabbit and so on. It was a nice dream.

Meanwhile, Lavi and Lenalee were inside making themselves comfortable, knowing that if they woke up Kanda they would be dead before they could even say bananas. Well, Lavi knew this more than Lenalee but at least, she had somewhat of an idea. Lavi sighed sitting down on the couch he didn't know what to do. Basically, he was really BORED. Lenalee sat down as well and looked around also starting to get bored. They had no idea what to do. Kanda's house had nothing entertaining to do except for watching tv. But Kanda was sleeping in the next room so he would wake up. And nobody wanted that. Lavi sighed again, and started listing all the things they could do when Lenalee said,

"We have our bags here, don't we? I bet we could do something with our books," Lavi smiled, she was really observant and a great girlfriend too. Although her kicks really hurt.

"I have some spare pages so we could just draw," Lavi suggested. Lenalee nodded and went to get their bags before returning.

"Why did you ask me to bring my bag anyway?" Lenalee asked.

"If Yuu didn't let us in I was planning on going to school… but he did so we get entertainment instead!" said Lavi. He had planned out all the possibilities, which were only a few, but he still planned it so he had told her to bring her bag with the books for the classes she had today. Lavi took out his geography book and Lenalee took out her history book. They both ripped out the last page out of their books and started scribbling on it. Lavi started drawing Lenalee while she was drawing, while Lenalee did the same thing but to Lavi. When Lavi finished he peered over to see what Lenalee had drawn and was surprised to see his own face.

"Is that me?" asked Lavi. Lenalee jumped a little before grabbing the paper and pulling it to her chest.

"I've already seen it you don't have to hide it," he said. Lenalee sighed and lowered the paper back on the table again. The drawing was of Lavi with two eyes instead of one. Lavi was really confused he only had one eye, so why did she draw two?

"Why do I have two eyes here? When you can only see one?" Lavi asked.

"Well I wanted to imagine how you would look like with two eyes and not just one," Lavi looked at the drawing properly, this time and was surprised to see how much detail she had put in. In the drawing Lavi's eyes were open, shining almost, and he was smiling brightly, he had no eyepatch and his headband was around his neck so that his hair was even wilder than usual. It was just a portrait but to Lavi, it was more than a portrait it was him if it hadn't happened. He hugged Lenalee from the back and put his arms around her waist. He was so happy. Lenalee turned around and hugged him back.

After a while, Lavi let go of her and smiled. Lenalee smiled back.

"Look at what I drew," said Lavi breaking the silence. He showed what he drew to Lenalee. It was a drawing of when he first saw her still in her junior years, talking to her friends and giggling. It was supposed to be anyway. Since Lavi wasn't as good at drawing as Lenalee it was a bunch of stick figures with dresses and smiles on their faces. Lenalee looked back at Lavi and laughed at him before hugging him tightly.

"Lenalee… I can't," he tried to take a breath and failed before continuing, "breathe." She let go of him and apologised before hugging him again but this time more softly. Lavi hugged her back and kissed her forehead.

"What the flippin' fuck is going on here," said Kanda before yawning loudly. He stared at them for a few seconds before looking at the drawings. He picked them up and looked at them closely.

"Who drew which one?" he asked.

"I drew the portrait and Lavi drew the other one," Kanda looked at both of the drawings again.

"The portraits better," he said and walked off to the kitchen to make some tea while Lavi's expression turned to mock-hurt. Kanda took the kettle and filled it with water while in the background Lenalee was trying to get Lavi out of the trance-like state he had gone into after Kanda left. Kanda sighed. This is not a good way to spend my sick days he thought as he returned with the tea. But I could get used to this he thought as he watched Lavi sit there silently staring at his drawing. I can definitely get used to this he thought as he sipped on his tea before sitting on the couch and turning on the tv.

-Some hours later, 4:10pm –

Kanda yawned. It had been so silent, except for the tv, that he had fallen asleep. He looked around and noticed Lavi sleeping on the ground and Lenalee sleeping on a chair. It looked a lot like when you would stay up all night and fall asleep in the morning, especially with what the house looked like. In other words, a big mess. Paper, pens and pencils littered the floor along with a few stray pencil cases out of the way. Kanda sighed and decided to wake up the idiots to make them clean up the mess they had made.

"Hey, you idiots! Wake up!" Kanda yelled and got up from the couch took his half-finished cold tea to the kitchen and dumped the liquid down the drain before washing the cup and leaving it out to dry. There was some rustling in the living room and Lavi's head popped from around the corner.

"Yuu what time is it?" Lavi asked while stretching his back before hearing a crack and sighing happily.

" Look at your phone, idiot," Kanda replied going back to the living room and sitting on the couch. Lavi yawned and took out his phone. He stared at it, and stared, and stared. Before closing his phone and looking grimly at the other people in the house.

"It's 4:10…" Lenalee's face lost all colour while Kanda cursed because Family Feud or the news hadn't started yet.

"What?" said Lenalee, "You must be wrong it can't already be 4 o'clock, can it?" She said before looking at her own phone. She closed her phone grabbed her stuff as quickly as possible before saying goodbye and rushing to the door and struggling to open it. She glared at the door, I don't have time for this she thought before kicking it open and running home to where her brother is making another robot capable of destroying the whole town just to find Lenalee.

Kanda and Lavi just stared. Wow, they both thought before Lavi sighed and went to check for damage. It wasn't that bad, the door only had a bit of a scratch from when Lenalee kicked it. Lavi sighed and checked for damage outside to only find a brick barely out of the doors way. Lavi stifled a laugh.

"Hey Kanda, check this out," said Lavi. Kanda started to walk and sneezed before continuing towards the door. He stood next to Lavi and looked at where Lavi was pointing at.

"Are you fucking kidding me!?" yelled Kanda as he picked up the brick and threw it at the street. The brick bounced once and landed in the middle of the road. Kanda sighed. He finally felt like he got rid of the problem. Lavi went to the toilet and locked the door and laughed his butt off. Kanda's going to be mad if he sees it he thought before laughing some more.

Meanwhile, Kanda was sitting down and thinking about the brick he sneezed. Someone's thinking about me he thought and sneezed again.

-On the other side of the street, 4:15 pm-

Hiding in the bushes, barely seen was a mop of white hair with leaves and branches sticking out of it, which was effectively camouflaging the owner of the hair. The owner of the hair was A.W. or more commonly known as Allen Walker or just Allen. Right now Allen was trembling in laughter, trying to hold it in so as not to give away the prank that he had so carefully planned.

While Allen wasn't usually the one to play tricks on people but, this time, he couldn't resist. The idea had come to him when at school they had a junior to senior bonding session and he had met a senior named 'Lavi' and, according to rumours, he was a very well-known prankster. In that one hour of bonding time, they discussed many things, but the main thing that stuck out was the fact that Kanda Yuu was a very good person to prank. Since then, Allen and Lavi had swapped numbers and Lavi had told Allen where Kanda lived so that he could prank him to his heart's content.

And so, Allen was currently trying to calm himself down in hopes of seeing what he had accomplished today. The past two days were great and when he finally calmed down he crawled out of the bushes and stood up and pretended to just be leaving the house when he saw what he had caused. The brick was in the middle of the street and there was a red mark on the road indicating that it had hit the ground so hard, it had bounced. Allen smiled this was great if this was the result of the third day then think about what could happen on the seventh day. At the thought, he started giggling and it slowly turned into full-blown maniacal laughter. When he had reached the peak of crazy laughter he stopped, realising what he was doing and looked around to see the person next door holding the watering hose and just staring at him. Well, that happened thought Allen before smiling innocently hoping that they would forget it had ever happened. They smiled back and went back to watering their flowers.

Allen sighed with a soft smile. If this is how it felt to prank someone then he must do it more often. He wiped off the dirt on his pants, although it didn't do much to get the dirt off he felt better and started walking across the street. He only lived a couple of streets away but it was easier to get there from the side Kanda's house was on. When he got to the other side he looked at Kanda's house one more time. That was when he noticed a huge piece of information that just dropped his mood from 'Happiest day of my life' to 'Are you fucking kidding me?' What Allen had noticed was that Kanda had not seen the note taped to the ground just in case Kanda threw the brick like Allen had predicted, but the problem was still there. Kanda had not seen the note. It was not ripped, torn or spat on. It looked like it had just been taped on the ground a minute ago.

Allen died on the inside but instead of doing the same in real life he had gone up to the paper and written more on it. He always had an extra pen and it came in handy sometimes like right now. He stood back up, hands on his hips and sighed sadly this time. He really wanted to see Kanda's reaction but he wouldn't be able to. He sighed again and a mischievous grin took over his face. This is going to be amazing! He thought. It really would if he could run away before Kanda opened the door.

Allen pressed the doorbell and went over to the neighbour's wooden fence, climbed over it, even thought it was taller than Allen, and hid; all in five seconds and just in time to hear the door open. Perfect, thought Allen.

-At the Door, 5:01 pm-

Kanda hadn't expected there to be any more visitors. Lavi had left after packing up his school bag, using the excuse that 'The Old Panda' will kill him if he didn't go home soon, and he wasn't the type to forget stuff. Lenalee had already left earlier than Lavi, zooming out of the house to stop the danger. Kanda sighed and walked towards the door. He paused and opened the door to see no one. He sighed and shook his head. People were really annoying these days. He looked down to check if there was any mail for him and saw something he would rather not have seen. A note was taped onto the ground with writing all over it. He bent down to get a closer look and read out loud.

"Since you didn't notice it earlier I had to make you aware somehow so I used an old trick. If you're reading this right now than it has worked! A.W." Kanda sighed; he could literally guess who had written it even if they hadn't said so but there was more to read.

"This Brick will get laid more than you. A.W." That's it, thought Kanda.

"I will find you and kill you!" Kanda yelled. There was a moment of silence before he heard a few snickers from the other side of the fence. Kanda's changed completely from 'I'm raging right now' to 'You're dead' and he ran all the way to the other side of the fence where he saw nothing but a gate on the side of the houses that probably lead to the backyard. Kanda sighed and walked back to his house to sleep. It had been a really long day and rest was what Kanda needed. He walked to the bathroom had a shower and brushed his teeth. He walked into the bedroom and literally fell on his bed. In less than five minutes he was sound asleep.

-In the neighbour's backyard, 5:11pm-

Allen was having a bit of a problem. He had climbed into the neighbour's backyard but he couldn't get out. There was a hole in the wall which he used as a foothold, but on this side, the hole was way smaller so there wasn't a foothold. Allen really was stuck. He had thought about climbing the fence back to where Kanda's house was but he was too tired. Maybe if I push myself to the limit I can make it over thought Allen before thinking of the many ways he could get hurt from doing so. Better than being caught trespassing and having my prank exposed he thought and pulled himself over the fence, but when he got to the top he lost balance and landed awkwardly on his foot. He got up and tried to walk but felt a stinging pain in his ankle and dropped back down again.

Allen knew he needed help but where could he get it from. He could call Lavi. He took out his phone and tried to call Lavi but he had run out of credit. Great, just great he thought. He had two more choices left go to the neighbour or ask Kanda for help which was closer. He decided on going to the neighbour. He stood up putting most of his weight on his left leg and slowly made his way to Kanda's front garden and fell again. This time his leg was hurting so bad he didn't think that he could walk all the way over to the neighbour's house, but he might make it to the front door of Kanda's house.

Allen limped over to Kanda's front door and pressed on the doorbell. Hoping that Kanda would open the door and actually listen to what he has to say before either helping him or shutting the door in his face. Hopefully, he wouldn't shut the door in his face. The door opened and Allen saw something that he hoped he would never ever have to see again. Kanda looked like a demon. Angry eyes and a hunched body as if ready to devour you.

"Can you help me, please? I sprained my ankle and it's getting dark and I don't have a place to stay for tonight," said Allen. All he said was true. Cross had gotten drunk again and had flirted with the landlord's wife which got them kicked out of the place they were renting, and slowly but surely it was getting dark. Kanda looked at Allen.

"And why should I help you, Moyashi," Kanda asked. Who would want to help a small and hurt boy? Okay maybe he did look cute with that frown on his face but this was not the time to be thinking of such things thought Kanda.

"I don't know. Because you're a nice person? Just please help me. I can't get anywhere with this leg and it's getting dark so please," begged Allen. He usually didn't beg people for help; he usually begged for time to pay off the debts but once again right now was not the time. "Please," Allen did his best hurt-puppy expression to maybe just maybe maximise the chance of getting looked at Allen and died on the inside. Allen was too cute. Kanda felt guilty for not saying he would help him earlier and reluctantly gave in. He was getting soft lately.

"Okay, okay, just stop with that face," said Kanda. He opened the door fully and made a gesture for Allen to walk inside. Allen slowly tested out his right foot but as soon as he put his weight on it, he fell. Luckily for him, Kanda hadn't left him there and had waited next to the smaller teen to walk ahead of him just in case he fell, like he was doing right now. Kanda acted fast and grabbed Allen's arm pulling him to his chest and away from the floor. Allen's face smashed into Kanda's chest and Allen started blushing madly.

"Hold on to me if you have to, Moyashi," said Kanda, missing the blush on Allen's face.

"Okay, I will," said Allen looking down, trying to hide his blush and held onto Kanda's arm. They slowly walked to the living room, or in Allen's case, limped to the living room and Allen sat down on the couch across from the tv.

"I'll be back," Kanda yawned and left. He was sleepy as he had been awakened by the Moyashi and right now he just wanted to go back to his very comfortable looking bed. He went to his room where he had a shelf full of medical supplies in case he hurt himself or something happened. He was glad he had stocked it up lately. He grabbed a few rolls of bandages to wrap up the boy's ankle so that it didn't swell.

Once Kanda had everything he needed he turned around and heard a loud bang coming from the living room. He immediately rushed inside with the bandages still in his hands to see what could only be described as dumb. Currently, Allen was recovering from his fall where he had tried to move around and he had put his weight on a chair nearby and, of course, the chair had fallen along with Allen. So Allen was basically sitting on the ground holding his ankle because it hurt more than before the fall. Kanda sighed if this continued it might be a long day.

"You shouldn't have moved around. It would have been fine if you just sat there like a good Moyashi," said Kanda before lifting Allen up and placing him on the couch. Allen was blushing like crazy. Kanda hadn't just carried him but he had carried him bridal style. It might have been just a few seconds but Allen was very gay. Allen's shoes were next to the couch on the floor so it explained where his shoes went but Kanda didn't pay attention to it and instead looked at Allen's ankle. It was definitely sprained, but it didn't look too bad, and since he was still young it might get better quickly. Kanda expertly started wrapping Allen's ankle and foot to make sure it stayed in a natural position throughout the night and so that it didn't swell up any more than it already had. When he was done with the wrapping, he went to the kitchen to get some ice from the freezer. He got the ice put it in a plastic bag and brought it back to the living room where he sees Allen playing with his shirt. Looking like the most adorable little child in the whole entire world.

"What's your name?" Kanda asked still not sure who this kid was. Allen blushed and realised how rude he had been and answered quickly.

"Allen, Allen Walker," He said quickly. Kanda tested the name on his tongue before replying.

"Kanda, Kanda Yuu." Allen nodded, already knowing who he was.

"Here, put this on your ankle and when you go home tomorrow put some more ice on it but make sure you take off the ice sometimes or you'll get sick." Allen stared at Kanda in amazement. He was being so kind to him even if they had barely met. He didn't think many people would be this kind to a stranger although it might just be from his experience of debt collectors but it was still something special for him

"Where am I going to sleep?" asked Allen, yawning again.

"You're sleeping with me. If you sleep on the couch something will happen and I can't begin to imagine what you would do," said Kanda before carrying him to his bedroom and putting him down on the bed.

"I'll be right back. Don't move or touch anything," said Kanda before going to the bathroom to brush his teeth again.

Allen looked around at all the trophies and other things that were placed on the shelves. He didn't have much time because Kanda came out of the bathroom pretty quickly and was surprised to see that Allen hadn't moved like he had told him to.

"Good job Moyashi, you were able to follow simple instructions," said Kanda looking down on Allen as if he were a child.

"My name's Allen, Bakanda," Allen retorted. He thought he was being smart by using what he learnt in Japan against a Japanese man.

"Oh, so you're not so stupid after all, Moyashi."

"My name's Allen!"

"You're still a Moyashi." Allen yawned again; he was too tired for this.

"Are we going to argue or sleep?" asked Allen getting sleepier by the second. Kanda didn't reply but instead went and lied down next to him. Allen huffed but didn't argue. He could, at least, say something he thought.

"Goodnight Kanda," said Allen trying to be nice. Kanda is the one who had looked after him and let him sleep in his house.

"Goodnight Moyashi." Allen sighed. The nickname was sticking but oh well he could deal with it later, right now sleep sounded really good.

"Bakanda," said Allen; yawning and finally falling asleep.

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