Point Place

Steven Hyde just got out of school and he was pissed, as usual. He was kicked out of his class for "Smart mouthing" his teacher. It's not like he meant to be rude, he just pointed out one of his flaws and his teacher sent him to the principles office.

Instead of going there he decided to just leave. "There's only like…30 minutes left anyways." He thought as he got into his car.

He thought maybe hanging out in the basement, hiding from Red and watching some TV while drinking some booze might do him some good.

"Kelso? What the hell are you doing here?" Hyde asked as he walked into the basement. Kelso turned to look at him, and Hyde noticed that his hands were trying to get a Popsicle out of the wrapper.

"I glued my damn hands together in art class…Man super glue is hard to get off. I wonder who invented it." Kelso said while focusing really hard on opening the Popsicle wrapper.

Hyde walked over to him and grabbed the Popsicle from his hands. He opened it and looked at Kelso. He had a huge smile on his face in a sort of thank you way. But Hyde opened the wrapper and right before giving it to Kelso he put it in his mouth.

He smiled mockingly and Kelso sighed in frustration. He opened the freezer and attempted to open another Popsicle.

After 30 minutes of Kelso trying to open his Popsicle and Hyde laughing at him while watching the Price is Right. Eric and Donna walked in.

"Hey, I heard that there's gonna be a new girl." Donna said while grabbing a beer. Hyde scoffed and said, "So. It's probably gonna be another Jackie…Who should be here in about…Now." And like magic, Jackie walked through the door. "Oh My God. There's gonna be a new girl. Maybe she'll join the cheerleading squad…Oh My God. What if she's prettier then me……Naw."

Jackie went over to the couch and sat down. She looked at every one then at the screen. "Hey, Reds coming down." Everyone looked at each other in horror and Hyde yelled, "Hide the Beer." Every one scrambled around the basement and didn't notice Jackie stand up and change the channel. She sat back down with a smile.

"Get the beer back out…Red's not coming." Hyde said in annoyance after putting away all the beer. They all sat down again and after a few seconds, "JACKIE." Every one but Kelso yelled because he was to preoccupied looking at the flowing hair of an Angel.

"I am not gonna watch Charlie's Angels. Even though they're hot. They are cops that are hot to get their way. So typical that the government would use hot girls to do their bidding."

"Shut up Hyde. You are never gonna find a girl that doesn't like Charlie's Angels. Even Donna likes it." Every one stared at Donna after Jackie's last statement.

"Jackie!" "I'm sorry Donna but I had to make a point and it would have come out sooner or later." Jackie said in a disinterested tone. All the Guys were still staring at Donna though in shock, while Eric was imagining Donna as one of the Angels.

"Ok fine. I do like Charlie's Angels. But only because they touch a vital issue that woman can be cops too."

"Whatever." "Awesome." "My juicy." Were the responses she was given.

Donna looked around the room and noticed something. "Where's Fez?" Every one looked at each other then at the door as Fez walked through in a huff puff way.

"Oh, hi Fez." Hyde said before turning his attention back to the TV. "Don't you 'Hi Fez' me. Where were you guys. This creep found a peep hole in the girls locker room, and you guys said you would take me home. I had to walk two miles."

"You know what you guys. I just noticed that Fez looks Chinese." Every one tilted their heads to the right, to get visual of what Kelso said. "What? Did you guys not hear me I said there is a peep hole in the girls locker room and the volleyball team is almost done with their practice."

Every one ignored Fez's attempts to get them out the door. Instead they tilted their heads to the left to get a better look. "Oh yeah. He does look a little bit Chinese." "Wow. Of all the people to realize that, it was Kelso…That's weird." Everyone nodded their heads in approval.

Later that night:

Hyde and Eric walked into the kitchen to see Red eating dinner, and Kitty running around trying to make the rest of the plates.

They sat down and drank the water that was already set up for them. "So Eric, how was school. Or should I say gym, because that is your best subject after all." Red said with sarcasm seeping every word. "Well you know have the time my pants were down…and I will say this. Orange balls are not my friends."

Red dropped his fork and stared at hi in disbelief. "Can you keep your pants on for one full day. That can be your gift to me, in return for the gift I gave to you." Eric put his hands up in shock and said, "What gift? You have never given me a gift…Except when I was in sixth grade, but that was because I hadn't done any sports yet, and I never heard of star wars. But what gift?" "The gift of life. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be alive."

Kitty rolled her eyes as Hyde just chuckled. She sat down with their plates and said, "Oh Eric don't worry. He's just upset that you didn't…Get the type of bone structure he wished you would have." Hyde chuckled again as Kitty tried to find the right words so she wouldn't hurt Eric's feelings.

"You know. Luke Skywalker didn't disappoint Leia, or the" Eric was cut off by his father saying the infamous line of, "If you don't stop with that Star Wars crap. My foot is gonna be in your ass."

After Dinner Hyde decide to go to sleep a bit earlier instead of going to the movies with the rest of the gang. They were a bit skeptical at first but soon let it go.

Hyde lied in bed thinking about what Jackie said earlier in the day. "You will never find a girl who doesn't like Charlie's Angels."

For some weird reason he pondered on that question. "Maybe there aren't any girls that don't like Charlie's Angels. Maybe there aren't any girls out there for me. Donna's almost the ideal girl, but she isn't hot to me… Eh, I guess I'll stick with the one night stand sluts who don't have brains. This might be easier then I thought." Hyde thought before his mind wondered off to sleep.

Next chapter will be here soon